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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith)

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❤️ promoting the hairy Keith agenda on all platforms since 2017 ❤️ ready to drink coffee and write fanfiction at all times ❤️ I love your cat ❤️ 30s, she/her ❤️ 📖 ao3.org/users/perfchan

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 3h

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 1h

LOVE this fic!!!!!

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 1h

Me 🤝 you

If Lotor has no haters I have left the fandom!!!!!

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3h

I feel sad and disconnected from writing atm but maybe at the end of the month I will be able to find my joy again

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3h

Per my archive inbox I havent had any comments in a hot minute, but I logged into the (old, mostly unused) email that is attached to my ao3 account and was pleasantly surprised by the kudos 👏 the readers are out there, they are just quiet and thats okay

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3h

Listen you absolutely don't need to watch a movie called Traumatika, it's simply not a good use of time

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 16h

I do not even care my worries are gone because soon I will see @pk4n.bsky.social !!!!!!

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Box Mac&cheese @boxmacandcheese.bsky.social · Jul 1

Я много думала о Сумерки!AU где Широ офицер полиции а Кит старомодный эмо вампир... поэтому начинаем сразу с кровавой эротики 🥀
#vld #Voltron #Shiro #Keith #sheith

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about shaving my head or learning a new language or both

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InkyInGreen 🍂 @blackwallmancer.bsky.social · 2d

The whole point of fanart, fanfics, fanworks, is to make it yourself, as a fan, out of love, passion, spite, horniness—whatever drives and inspires you, as a human, to create. GenAI has no place in fandom, and it's gross and disingenuous to include the usage of it, especially without disclosure,

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Ebil @ebil.bsky.social · 3d

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 2d

Should I do it?? Should I participate in the never ending roulette of awkward-sad-boring feelings?? Should I re-download hinge??????

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 2d

🫂

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

I loved seeing pictures of Tostada but I declined to look at Henry Cavill

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

To me, this is excellent

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

OH I forgot the best part of today! My tech told me he has two pets:
🐇 a bunny named 'Tostada'
🕸 a tarantula named 'Henry Cavill'

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

There is not a person on the face of this earth who is LESS interested in what I have to say! And yet, I am always surprised smh

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

Me, having talked to my mom for 35 minutes, then hanging up the phone: I am at my LIMIT

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nadia ✩ comms open! @ghostelleart.bsky.social · 3d

it’s spooky szn

#wip #sheith

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

Keeping my correct opinions to myself per usual

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

Every now and then I feel the need to Stir the Pot but I resist 😌 one day.... maybe.....

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 3d

Yesterday I almost DM'd someone on tunglr (well... sent an "ask".... I don't care about the distinction btw) but then I thought "now why would I do this" and simply did not

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Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 4d

The most perfect of times !!!

Jacquline (loves hairy Keith) @jacqulinetan.bsky.social · 4d

Accidentally consumed an entire container of olives last night 😔 whoops 😔😔 oh well 😔