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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 28

Max just laughs even harder at the cry.

“Haha, loser! Can’t even take a football to the head, huh?”

Celia's Multimuse @celismulti.bsky.social · Aug 28

🕷️

"Ow, what the fuck!?"

[Rocky rubs his head where the football hit when he passed by the field, he glares back at max with a confused look.]

max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )

#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 11

“Uhhhh no! It makes me think, nerd!”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 11

Max’s lip curls. He looks left and right, just to make sure no one else is around.

“I’m not falling for that twice. You’re not even a good ghost, or a — a — hally-cination. Now pick up. My. Football. Or. Else.”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 11

At that, Max lets out a laugh.

“You’re not the first person to say that you know! Buuuuuut okay, chick! Starve up there if you want! I’ll let all the teachers know you’re skipping class, nerd!”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 8

Aww BOO HOO NERD. I’m gonna put you in a toilet

Richie Lipschitz / rp account @ilovebeingalive.bsky.social · Aug 8

Shut up Max….

max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 8

Oooooh is Shitlips scared???

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 8

“Hey — HEY!!”

He yells up at her aggressively.

“Get back down here!! You can’t stay up there forever!”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 8

Max chortles, sufficiently big, dumb and stupid for now.

“Fine, uh, Nobody! I’ll make sure you’re invisible to everybody. Including the rest of your little nerd friends. Now go pick up that football like I asked.”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 8

Oooooh is Shitlips scared???

Richie Lipschitz / rp account @ilovebeingalive.bsky.social · Aug 8

PLEASE DONT GO TO THE WAYLON PLACE. ITS FUCKIN HAUNTED

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 8

“Ye — I mean NO!!!! It’s a nickname!”

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ㅤㅤ @fromthegallows.bsky.social · Aug 6

you left me and i fell apart
i punched the wall and cried

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

Max fakes a run to the football once she throws it. He leers down at them, and then laughs.

“What’s your name? Nerd chick? You a chick?”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

Max.

Was.

Terrified.

He believed Richie would NEVER skip school. Right? RIGHT??? So obviously this kid in front of him had to be a ghost. Or a cryptid. He couldn’t wait to get away fast enough. But then… he had a thought.

If he punched it hard enough, Richie would just go away! Right?!

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

/ permanent starter call

bsky.app/profile/jage...

max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

/ permanent starter call!

friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!

like this post for an interaction ❤️

#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky

max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

/ permanent starter call!

friendly reminder that max’s whole personality is being a bully even before he dies. he will lash out at your muse!

like this post for an interaction ❤️

#horrorrp #starkidrp #mvrp #rpsky

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

/ also taking a cue from my fellow npmd rper and just posting the synopsis of NPMD here lol. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdy_P...

& if you just want to watch it here’s the full thing: youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?...

🤗🤗

Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

he’s just finished shoving a nerd in a random locker. blows off pretend smoke from his knuckles.

max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

he chases. he IS a football star, after all.

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

HA HA HA YEAH THAT’S RIGHT!

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 6

Ohhh BOO HOO!! You’re getting PUMMELED!!

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

“Yeah, for you maybe?? No one crosses the Jägermeister!!!!!”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

Max laughs again, flexing his biceps. He walks close to Charlie, getting in their face so close he could spit.

“Now give me my football back.”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

“Uhhh, excuse me??”

Max chortled, raising his arms to invite laughter from an invisible crowd.

“You don’t know who I am? Well I don’t know who you are, worm! My name’s MAX JÄGERMAN. And I’m the head of Hatchetfield High! +

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

( he’s throwing a football around idly. laughs when it hits your muse. )

#openstarter #openrp #horrorrp

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

/ open starter #horrorrp /

Max drags his skeletal hands along the length of the lockers, digging deep gouges. Ever since he was killed by those nerdy prudes, he’s been out for revenge. And revenge he shall have.

“Oh neeeeerds! Come out, come out wherever you are!”

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max jagerman / rp account @jagermanisgod.bsky.social · Aug 5

I’m gonna PUMMEL the next NERD I SEE !!!