Richie Lipschitz / rp account
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who will pray for you, when your body's gone? / rp acct for richie from sk's npmd / #skrp #musicalrp #horrorrp
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ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
NANI ?!

rp/parody acct for richie lipschitz from starkid's nerdy prudes must die. will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
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ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
He flinches as the phone gets crushed, shoving his hands in his pockets. Richie watches the dog run away, wondering if he should even say something to alert Johnny to his presence. He makes do by softly clearing his throat. Hopefully that’s loud enough.
nnythemaniac.bsky.social
—his steel hooved boot. He took the leash off the dog and the dog would run away from the corpse and the thin goth.

“More food for the strays then.”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“I’m… sorry that happened to you. Still. Sometimes I think I might end up… well… sometimes I think Max Jägerman might go too far and…”
gentler3aper.bsky.social
"Mmmhmm. Denying romance from people of power can have consequences sometimes. Oh, well. It was 20 years ago. I'm over it. No hatred in my soul. " ~☆

He has seen what happens with spirits who don't let go. He rather not be like that.
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
Richie flinches backwards at the sight of his lifeless eyes.

“Burned? Burned to… death?”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Well in my expert experience, you REALLY don’t want to attract attention from bullies that’s all! So you should probably stay away from… Max Jägerman.”
heartofflames.bsky.social
“Not mind him”?? If our house gets broken into I’m gonna fucking riot then pass away
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
*is silently dancing to the pokemon theme song where he thinks no one can see him*
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ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// like this to rp! :)

#starkidrp #skrp #horrorrp #hatchetfieldrp
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ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// tgwdlm starter

Richie smiles grotesquely as he twirls and leaps through the halls of Hatchetfield High. He’s never been happier! Now he can sing and dance through everything. Never mind the blue shit dropping from his mouth. He reaches for your muse, singing loudly.

#openrp
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ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Oh! Uh — you left these at school. I — I just wanted to get them back.”

Richie flushes red at the idea of a girl talking to him. Even though he’d been the one to walk over here first.

“I’m — I’m fine. Thanks.”
connivingcarrie.bsky.social
*She sat up, and quickly went towards the door. Shit, Carrie's hoping that he's okay. She adjusts her glasses, clearing her throat. Carrie saw that his books fell from his hands, she knelt down and began helping him pick the books up.*

Are you okay?...
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
Richie stands at her door, knocking like he has been for the past few minutes. He awkwardly holds both his books and Carrie’s in his arms. Should he try knocking again? Richie shuffles around, debating. He accidentally reaches out with the wrong hand, and the books go flying.
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“You… do? R-really?”

Richie goes slackjawed. He blinks hard and then closes his mouth quickly.

“What is it? It — it’s not illegal right?”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// hello all! I am back!! Yall can call me hayl :) like hale lol. Thanks!
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// a who 👁️👄👁️

glad to be back and rping though :)
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
Richie simply sighs.

“Yeah… and get bullied every single day of my fuckin’ life. It’s hell. Seriously.”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// thank the new Starkid production of their first Hatchetfield show!! 😊😊
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Yeah!!” Richie smiles back, setting his hands down back by his sides.

“Thanks, Calix. I… I mean it. Now!! Neither of us can be sacrificed or mysteriously disappeared or torn apart by eldritch horrors tonight. We owe it to each other!”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Yes!!” Richie cheers as Calix runs back. “That’s what I’m talking about!! We’re gonna be like, uber stealthy! So stealthy it hurts. No one will even know we’re coming!”

He brandishes his hands like he’s holding a katana, sound effects and all.

“We are so ready.”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Ohhhhh my god. Oh my god! B-b-but that means HE’S down here too! I — I can’t see him again. He’ll kill me again!!”

Richie’s babbling, terrified of his one and only school bully — and killer.
radiowendigo.bsky.social
Slightly confused head tilt.

“Yes! HA ─ HA! It really doesn't take a lot to end up down here due to Heaven's strict standards.”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
Richie immediately feels sick.

“HELL?! You — you’re fucking kidding me. I — I accidentally become part of a plan to lure Max Jägerman to a haunted house and he dies BY ACCIDENT— and now I’m in hell?!”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“N — no! No, please! It — it definitely does not. Please just tell me how to get home.”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// tgwdlm starter

Richie smiles grotesquely as he twirls and leaps through the halls of Hatchetfield High. He’s never been happier! Now he can sing and dance through everything. Never mind the blue shit dropping from his mouth. He reaches for your muse, singing loudly.

#openrp
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Phew…”

Richie takes the drink and sort of half-smiles.

“Th - thanks. S - sorry! I know you only helped because you work here b-but uh. Thanks. Those guys bully me l-like all the time. S-sorry.”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
Richie grabs it and runs into the bathroom. Two minutes later, five minutes, fifteen and then twenty go by. He still doesn’t return. Finally, he steps out, incredibly shy.

“Did — did anyone wearing a Hatchetfield High jersey walk in?”
celismulti.bsky.social
[Courtney grabs the recipt that richie had ignored and hands it to him with an unamused look.]

"Code is on the back, don't spend too long in there. . . or do. I don't care."
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Yes. No!! I mean no!!” Richie cringes, and just decides to run to the bathroom. He comes back quickly.

“Can I have the code?? For the door?? Please?!!”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Yes. No!! I mean no!!” Richie cringes, and just decides to run to the bathroom. He comes back quickly.

“Can I have the code?? For the door?? Please?!!”
celismulti.bsky.social
[She looks back at him with a raised brow. Still working on the drink.]

"uh. . . the fuck would you need to hide for? You running from the cops or something?"
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Great!”

Richie taps his card and moves to the side, glancing out the windows for a second. Is that Max out there? Or was it a trick of the light? He shrinks back.”

“Um — you have a bathroom right? To — hide in?”
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Great!”

Richie taps his card and moves to the side, glancing out the windows for a second. Is that Max out there? Or was it a trick of the light? He shrinks back.”

“Um — you have a bathroom right? To — hide in?”
celismulti.bsky.social
🐺

[Courtney looks at richie, chewing on her gum.]

"Alright, that'll be 4.45"

[Her tone sounds unenthusiastic, sighing on top of it as she starts making the drink.]
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
Richie clears his throat as he steps up to the coffee counter at Beanie’s.

“H- hi! Could I please get a large caramel frappe with extra caramel?”

#starkidrp #openrp #horrorrp #skrp
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
// like this to rp! :)

#starkidrp #skrp #horrorrp #hatchetfieldrp
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“Oh. Um… yeah! I do! But um…. I’m sorry. That… sounds like it really sucked. I… I’m sorry.”

He’s thrown off-kilter, unsure of saying the right thing. He grabs his vest out of anxiety, nervousness driving him to look away.
ilovebeingalive.bsky.social
“I — yes. You’re probably right, I admit it. But!! The point still stands. I’ll be your knight Charlie! I can protect you. I swear.”

He adopts a pose from Naruto, holding an invisible katana in his hands.