rp/parody acct for richie lipschitz from starkid's nerdy prudes must die. will contain horror themes and writings. admin is 21+.
Please do not go after Cas the writer, this is my decision. 🙏
“Don’t do it,” he begs, voice thick with tears. “Please don’t go to — to the green guy’s throne room!! We can — we can break up, you can forget all about me, it’s okay —“
He betrayed the Lords, and for what? It didn't even make a difference.
Swallowing softly, he steps over the fallen body and makes his way to the door before cautiously pulling it open a fraction.
"Hello?"
Golden liquid leaks from his mouth. He’s… catatonic, his mind already broken and gone. He giggles, and it sounds like Tinky’s.
At the front door, the doorbell rings.
“Don’t do it,” he begs, voice thick with tears. “Please don’t go to — to the green guy’s throne room!! We can — we can break up, you can forget all about me, it’s okay —“
Golden liquid leaks from his mouth. He’s… catatonic, his mind already broken and gone. He giggles, and it sounds like Tinky’s.
At the front door, the doorbell rings.
"Go," he whispers, giving him a soft push. "Don't tell anyone what happened, especially not Richie. I won't let them have you."
Another evil cackle.
“Potential.”
The god disappears in a crack of thunder, but the faint impression of his hand can still be felt.
Richie wakes up in a cold sweat and screams.
Golden liquid leaks from his mouth. He’s… catatonic, his mind already broken and gone. He giggles, and it sounds like Tinky’s.
At the front door, the doorbell rings.
Richie steels himself, thinking hard.
“Max wouldn’t spare me, no way,” he mumbles, mostly to himself. Then he nods, wrenching his gaze back up to Lestat.
“Okay. Do it.”
It has been so long since he has thought of this as a moral conundrum.
“You do not. Simply look the other way.”
Richie swallows.
“Wh - why do I have to make that decision?” He asks weakly.
Richie steels himself, thinking hard.
“Max wouldn’t spare me, no way,” he mumbles, mostly to himself. Then he nods, wrenching his gaze back up to Lestat.
“Okay. Do it.”
“I care not for your mortal ways of affection. You needed a REMINDER, that is all!”
He shrieks, breaking into peals of laughter. His immortal form nearly breaches the Black, a tentacle winding around Cas’ foot and another around Richie’s.
“Finish this job for T’Noy, then +
Had Wiggly kissed him because... he'd kissed Richie?
That was a dangerous game to play.
“I care not for your mortal ways of affection. You needed a REMINDER, that is all!”
He shrieks, breaking into peals of laughter. His immortal form nearly breaches the Black, a tentacle winding around Cas’ foot and another around Richie’s.
“Finish this job for T’Noy, then +
●○○○○ || Attractiveness.
●●●●○ || Interest.
●○○○○ || Affection.
●○○○○ || Trust.
“I’m — I’m sorry, I — I just can’t stop freaking out about all this!!!”
“I’m — I’m sorry, I — I just can’t stop freaking out about all this!!!”
Wiggly grows in size, his true form taking over all the light in Cas’ room. He giggles, and giggles, and giggles —
— and across town Richie watches all of this in abject horror.
Wiggly leans down, placing a hand on Cas’ face, and Richie wants to scream as the god leans in again. This +
"You... You did this because I... like him," he stammers, the sensation in his chest still shifting between hot and cold. "I... I know you own me, there's no need to... do things like that."
It's unclear if he's referring to the dead Richie or the kiss.
Wiggly grows in size, his true form taking over all the light in Cas’ room. He giggles, and giggles, and giggles —
— and across town Richie watches all of this in abject horror.
Wiggly leans down, placing a hand on Cas’ face, and Richie wants to scream as the god leans in again. This +
❝𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤'𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨.❞
───── ⋆⋅🥀⋅⋆ ─────
❝𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤'𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨.❞
───── ⋆⋅🥀⋅⋆ ─────
He emerges like a menacing spider, his tentacles casting ghostly shadows on the walls.
“Don’t worry, Cassiel! Your pathetic boy is safe and sound. But +
He emerges like a menacing spider, his tentacles casting ghostly shadows on the walls.
“Don’t worry, Cassiel! Your pathetic boy is safe and sound. But +
Richie swallows.
“Wh - why do I have to make that decision?” He asks weakly.
“Do you wish to be rid of him or not?”
“You — WHAT?!”
Richie swallows.
“Wh - why do I have to make that decision?” He asks weakly.
“This — this is —“
There’s someone on the floor of Cas’ room: a body. Richie’s body. It’s covered in blood, throat torn asunder by none other than Nibbly. If anyone looked closer, they would have noticed that this Richie +
Cassiel sighs, hearing the noise upstairs. He needs the Lords not to have broken anything else, he's already got in trouble for the vandalism he didn't commit.
"I'll be right back."
He leaves the basement and heads up to his room.
There’s a thump and a crash as Nibbly breaks into Cas’ room with the body.
There’s someone on the floor of Cas’ room: a body. Richie’s body. It’s covered in blood, throat torn asunder by none other than Nibbly. If anyone looked closer, they would have noticed that this Richie +
There’s a thump and a crash as Nibbly breaks into Cas’ room with the body.
Looks like Pete's come around from his impromptu nap.
"You're awake," he states softly. "That's a shame. I hoped to spare you for longer."
“NIBBLY!” He screams. “Kill and bring me a Richard Lipschitz — yes, from HATCHETFIELD! Deposit the body in Cassiel’s room. Tell me when he arrives.”
There’s a thump and a crash as Nibbly breaks into Cas’ room with the body.
He bursts into sobs.
“You — WHAT?!”
He thought this was clear.
Did he mention being a vampire? Perhaps not.
“Okay, what are you ACTUALLY going to do to him?”
“You — WHAT?!”
“This — this is —“
*She opened the door to reveal her TARDIS inside.*
“Let me guess: there’s a warp transmitter inside, and it’s bigger than it actually looks. Or a pocket dimension.”
“This — this is —“
He doesn’t know he’s being spied on by the very Lord that commands Cas. How +
Cas gave him a two-finger salute, the tips pressed to the visor of his helmet, then he stoked up the Hellcat and sped off into the night.
He doesn’t know he’s being spied on by the very Lord that commands Cas. How +
He bursts into sobs.
He bursts into sobs.