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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, *Hey*! HEY! That's *wool*!

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 1d

( She sticks her hand in the bag and wipes the dust on her fingers off on Joel's jacket. )

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

You said it. Hey, want a cheeto? You've *gotta* use your chopsticks though. You didn't lose them, *right*?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 1d

You said it. Hey, want a cheeto? You've *gotta* use your chopsticks though. You didn't lose them, *right*?

Ajla @agentajla.bsky.social · 1d

Americans are so lazy.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 2d

Hey @cosmonauticool.bsky.social you're out of mouthwash, crazy, right? Who coulda seen that one coming?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 2d

Does ANYONE speak Giant Space Slug real quick???

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 3d

I think these vents are cutting off my blood circulation?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 3d

i love performing emergency repairs to the life support systems.

a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something

ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry GUY'S poppers

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

MY POPPERS!!!!!!

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 14d

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, that's what's up! I like just taking whole bites into 'em.

𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙖 @felinecravings.bsky.social · 6d

shoving a whole kit kat into her mouth.

crunch.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Daisy leaves all of hers in the drawers. She eats all her food with her hands.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 6d

I was not planning on taking yours. I must have a pair around here somewhere...

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Okay, *fine*, but you've gotta get your own chopsticks, 'cos I've stuck these in my mouth already.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Okay, *fine*, but you've gotta get your own chopsticks, 'cos I've stuck these in my mouth already.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 6d

Mmhm.

I won't question your sobriety on one condition: You share those with me.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Seriously dude, I'm not! I've been saying to people for years, you've *gotta use chopsticks*. Keeps your hands clean. *Super* important.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Man, there are some serious weirdos out tonight.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Seriously dude, I'm not! I've been saying to people for years, you've *gotta use chopsticks*. Keeps your hands clean. *Super* important.

𝓥 @olderperhapswiser.bsky.social · 6d

. . . *Very* convincing.

Next time add a 'seriously, dude' and I'll have no doubts in my mind.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

I'm not high.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

I'm not high.

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Now is NOT a good time there's a whole guy there.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 6d

@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 6d

I can't find the ginger beer!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

I'm not! But what's the treasure though?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 6d

oh, i thought you weren't interested in... that...

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

What treasure, though? Like what's the treasure?

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Yuh-uh. Yesss you are. Promise. And I... Always keep my promises. Probably.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 6d

( GIGGLING & BLUSHING. )

no i'm not!!!!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

@cosmonauticool.bsky.social You're so, like, if a dude and a chick had a kid.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

@cosmonauticool.bsky.social You're so, like, if a dude and a chick had a kid.

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

What treasure, though? Like what's the treasure?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 6d

whatever dude he probably can't even like perceive you or whatever.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Wait, there's treasure?

Who am I kidding, this is bullshit.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Wait, there's treasure?

Who am I kidding, this is bullshit.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 6d

okay, fine! so much for sharing our... hidden treasure.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

YOU kick his ass!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

YOU kick his ass!

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 6d

kick his pasty ass!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

I do NOT mess around with white people.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Except Cass and Daisy. And Orson.

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

I do NOT mess around with white people.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 6d

i don't care go in there & get our ball.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Dude I think someone's about to die.

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 6d

Dude I think someone's about to die.

park ranger tlaloc @laloification.bsky.social · 6d

dude what's his crukking problem???

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joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 7d

Did I?

I mean. Yeah, I did. Answer the... Important one.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 7d

Fine. Guess people *do* keep telling me to open up. . .

(She sighed, seeming to deflate. When her mask slips, she looks tired. Just so very tired.)

Which question do you want to hear my answer to? You asked a few.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 7d

No, come on, you've got something to say. I wanna hear it.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 7d

What about tits *and* ass . . .