Joel
@agentjoel.bsky.social
Tired dopey guitarist. I see dream people. | Eng/Esp | Roleplay | #AGENCY OC; MVRP | MDNI | MATURE themes.
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Posing for some new promo to pass out once I take over the world.
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Well now I'm fresh out of ideas. Okay, okay, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Barry Allen. That's the kinda name some crusty old guy would have, so . . .
Henry Kissinger? Now that I gotta see. Could you imagine Henry Kissinger solving crimes?
Henry Kissinger? Now that I gotta see. Could you imagine Henry Kissinger solving crimes?
What? No!
Wait, no, don't tell me! I'm super good at these games.
Is it . . . Obama?
Is it . . . Obama?
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Well now I'm fresh out of ideas. Okay, okay, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me. Barry Allen. That's the kinda name some crusty old guy would have, so . . .
Henry Kissinger? Now that I gotta see. Could you imagine Henry Kissinger solving crimes?
Henry Kissinger? Now that I gotta see. Could you imagine Henry Kissinger solving crimes?
Wait, no, don't tell me! I'm super good at these games.
Is it . . . Obama?
Is it . . . Obama?
Hello world. I’m Barry Allen, a stupid CSI with an even STUPIDER secret identity. Care to know what it is?
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Wait, no, don't tell me! I'm super good at these games.
Is it . . . Obama?
Is it . . . Obama?
This is *exactly* what I mean, 'cos what are you even *talking about* right now? Like what? I'm telling you to stop getting high and you're screaming about books or some shit??? Like what???
HOLY SHIT I ALSO LOVE THAT BOOK!
my fave part is when the author talks about the inspirations for the philosophy about it (drugs).
my fave part is when the author talks about the inspirations for the philosophy about it (drugs).
I think you should lay off The Weed That Makes You Paranoid for a while.
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This is *exactly* what I mean, 'cos what are you even *talking about* right now? Like what? I'm telling you to stop getting high and you're screaming about books or some shit??? Like what???
D'aww, shucks . . .
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
D'aww, shucks . . .
I think you should lay off The Weed That Makes You Paranoid for a while.
Pounded in the butt by the metaphorical apocalyptic scenario that Gehenna has already come and we're just surviving as we can't notice the truth that we are all dreamers about to wake up to a horrible truth.
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I think you should lay off The Weed That Makes You Paranoid for a while.
Me? 🥺👉👈
what did i miss .
January 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Me? 🥺👉👈
Oomf is lowkey racist about Canadians???
ah, canadia. where walketh the moose...
hmmmm, no, i'm canadian, but i'm not sure that's right.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Oomf is lowkey racist about Canadians???
Nah, he's just some guy. Well, I mean, I guess it depends who you ask, but really he's just some guy.
that's like the great green mother of this world, right? but he's just some dude in sandals?
I AM kinda like Jesus . . .
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Nah, he's just some guy. Well, I mean, I guess it depends who you ask, but really he's just some guy.
I AM kinda like Jesus . . .
what are you my priest?
I dunno. I think that's kind of normal. Head's like farting and walking away - it's only fun if you're the one doing it. Not something you wanna be a bystander in.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I AM kinda like Jesus . . .
I dunno. I think that's kind of normal. Head's like farting and walking away - it's only fun if you're the one doing it. Not something you wanna be a bystander in.
urf SUCKS man
Yeah man I guess so. Yeah I guess that is what would happen if you tried to get a blowjob in a Denny's booth. Yeah.
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I dunno. I think that's kind of normal. Head's like farting and walking away - it's only fun if you're the one doing it. Not something you wanna be a bystander in.
Yeah man I guess so. Yeah I guess that is what would happen if you tried to get a blowjob in a Denny's booth. Yeah.
getting thrown out of denny's
there's a new blowjob booth in town???
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Yeah man I guess so. Yeah I guess that is what would happen if you tried to get a blowjob in a Denny's booth. Yeah.
Ms. Conic.
January 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Ms. Conic.
OH HI!!!!!
hello —-
dude you gotta summon me a hot chick now too. like cmon.
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
OH HI!!!!!
*Not* cool, man. Some of us are tryna sleep!
He's toying with a blender. He's having the time of his life.
The blender, however, is not. It's making an unholy noise. Can a kitchen appliance feel pain? Because this one might be feeling pain.
The blender, however, is not. It's making an unholy noise. Can a kitchen appliance feel pain? Because this one might be feeling pain.
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
*Not* cool, man. Some of us are tryna sleep!
you had me at "chicken". dude, i found this $50 bill on the floor. we could get SO much food.
. . i'm craving a burger and dave's hot chicken.
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
you had me at "chicken". dude, i found this $50 bill on the floor. we could get SO much food.
aw what the FUCK dude?
Nah, you ain’t getting to see these dawgs for free
like i say. how big we talking? 'cos, uh . . .
( leaning closer. squinting at axl's feet. ) i dunno, dude. those shoes look pretty average size.
( leaning closer. squinting at axl's feet. ) i dunno, dude. those shoes look pretty average size.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 AM
aw what the FUCK dude?
hey google, what do you do if your exes start forming a union?
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
hey google, what do you do if your exes start forming a union?
well I'M seduced.
January 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
well I'M seduced.
like i say. how big we talking? 'cos, uh . . .
( leaning closer. squinting at axl's feet. ) i dunno, dude. those shoes look pretty average size.
( leaning closer. squinting at axl's feet. ) i dunno, dude. those shoes look pretty average size.
Wait.. no. You mean you don’t wanna see bigfoot?
ew! i don't wanna see your foot pics.
. . . how big're we talking?
. . . how big're we talking?
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
like i say. how big we talking? 'cos, uh . . .
( leaning closer. squinting at axl's feet. ) i dunno, dude. those shoes look pretty average size.
( leaning closer. squinting at axl's feet. ) i dunno, dude. those shoes look pretty average size.
ew! i don't wanna see your foot pics.
. . . how big're we talking?
. . . how big're we talking?
Of course I saw big foot, man. I got the pics!
dude, i can't sit here anymore. i gotta piss. are you SURE you saw bigfoot?
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
ew! i don't wanna see your foot pics.
. . . how big're we talking?
. . . how big're we talking?
dude, i can't sit here anymore. i gotta piss. are you SURE you saw bigfoot?
There’s a very heavy smell of marijuana.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
dude, i can't sit here anymore. i gotta piss. are you SURE you saw bigfoot?
Reposted by Joel
" 𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘺𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘪. "
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𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗇t 𝗼𝙧𝗂𝗴𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗹 𝖼𝘩𝖺𝙧𝖺𝖼t𝗲𝙧. 𝘸𝙧𝗂tt𝗲𝗇 𝘣𝘆 𝗹𝖺𝘻𝖺𝙧𝗎𝙨.
𝟤𝟭+ 𝗼𝗇𝗹𝘆, 𝝡𝖣𝖭𐌉.
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𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗇t 𝗼𝙧𝗂𝗴𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗹 𝖼𝘩𝖺𝙧𝖺𝖼t𝗲𝙧. 𝘸𝙧𝗂tt𝗲𝗇 𝘣𝘆 𝗹𝖺𝘻𝖺𝙧𝗎𝙨.
𝟤𝟭+ 𝗼𝗇𝗹𝘆, 𝝡𝖣𝖭𐌉.
January 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
" 𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘺𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘪. "
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𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗇t 𝗼𝙧𝗂𝗴𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗹 𝖼𝘩𝖺𝙧𝖺𝖼t𝗲𝙧. 𝘸𝙧𝗂tt𝗲𝗇 𝘣𝘆 𝗹𝖺𝘻𝖺𝙧𝗎𝙨.
𝟤𝟭+ 𝗼𝗇𝗹𝘆, 𝝡𝖣𝖭𐌉.
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𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗽𝗲𝗇𝖽𝗲𝗇t 𝗼𝙧𝗂𝗴𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗹 𝖼𝘩𝖺𝙧𝖺𝖼t𝗲𝙧. 𝘸𝙧𝗂tt𝗲𝗇 𝘣𝘆 𝗹𝖺𝘻𝖺𝙧𝗎𝙨.
𝟤𝟭+ 𝗼𝗇𝗹𝘆, 𝝡𝖣𝖭𐌉.