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❝I’m the quiet you’ve been longing for.❞ || MDNI || #DWRP
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· Apr 25
a man wearing a white shirt is sitting with his hand on his chin
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt is sitting with his hand on his chin
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❝I'll keep digging. But I'm not hopeful there's much more to you other than a hole.❞ ┃ #DWRP
━ The Big Bad Wolf. More wolf than man.
━ Trigger Warning; Adult themes ahead!
━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.
━ The Big Bad Wolf. More wolf than man.
━ Trigger Warning; Adult themes ahead!
━ Writer and muse are 21+, MDNI.
Tapping away at his iPad.
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Tapping away at his iPad.
Sitting with his back against the wall, eyes closed.
He's either meditating or asleep.
He's either meditating or asleep.
February 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sitting with his back against the wall, eyes closed.
He's either meditating or asleep.
He's either meditating or asleep.
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 AM
... ... ... ...
Do you often start your visits by insulting people's homes?
Do you often start your visits by insulting people's homes?
can't say i care much for your taste in decor. whatever happened to good old *joie de vivre*, hm?
February 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
... ... ... ...
Do you often start your visits by insulting people's homes?
Do you often start your visits by insulting people's homes?
Alright, alright. I understand.
don't ask questions. anyone says it, you end the call, block the number, whatever, dude. LANKY. HYENA.
and DO NOT go in my third drawer!!!
and DO NOT go in my third drawer!!!
Should I be expecting someone to send that to me?
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Alright, alright. I understand.
Should I be expecting someone to send that to me?
dude i gotta go make some calls. if anyone spacemails you with the words 'lanky hyena', do NOT respond, okay? got it? it's important to me that you get it.
(Lets out a huff of air that's almost a laugh. Head still in his hands.)
Lalo.
*Lalo!*
Calm down.
Lalo.
*Lalo!*
Calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Should I be expecting someone to send that to me?
(Lets out a huff of air that's almost a laugh. Head still in his hands.)
Lalo.
*Lalo!*
Calm down.
Lalo.
*Lalo!*
Calm down.
oh cruk. oh cruk, man! shit! i got so much going on! i can't catch that! *lotta* that shit going 'round, man. i mean, you see lance? that shit's feminizing, yo!
(Places his head in his hands. He's NOT going to laugh. He refuses.)
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
(Lets out a huff of air that's almost a laugh. Head still in his hands.)
Lalo.
*Lalo!*
Calm down.
Lalo.
*Lalo!*
Calm down.
(Places his head in his hands. He's NOT going to laugh. He refuses.)
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
what does that mean. wait so if i answer a question i'm not lalo anymore?
Don't answer a question with a question, it's unbecoming.
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
(Places his head in his hands. He's NOT going to laugh. He refuses.)
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
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a man in a black shirt is holding his shoulder
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January 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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Don't answer a question with a question, it's unbecoming.
do YOU think i'm spending time with the police?
It's like asking why a fire burns. It's its nature.
... Are you spending time with the police?
... Are you spending time with the police?
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Don't answer a question with a question, it's unbecoming.
It's like asking why a fire burns. It's its nature.
... Are you spending time with the police?
... Are you spending time with the police?
no, you're right. that's fair.
They are cops. Is there need of further explanation?
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 AM
It's like asking why a fire burns. It's its nature.
... Are you spending time with the police?
... Are you spending time with the police?
They are cops. Is there need of further explanation?
dude why are the cops so crukking boring???
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 AM
They are cops. Is there need of further explanation?
It doesn't suit me, I'm not going to keep it.
You could. How should I know?
Do you think I am going to *keep it?*
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 AM
It doesn't suit me, I'm not going to keep it.
Judgmentally staring.
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Judgmentally staring.
Pouring himself a cup of coffee.
How many has he had today? He can't recall.
How many has he had today? He can't recall.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Pouring himself a cup of coffee.
How many has he had today? He can't recall.
How many has he had today? He can't recall.
Yes, actually. That would be nice.
yes. why, do you want half?
... The chocolate bar?
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Yes, actually. That would be nice.
... The chocolate bar?
sod this, i'm going for a twix.
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 AM
... The chocolate bar?
Sitting by the fireplace reading an extremely old looking journal.
January 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Sitting by the fireplace reading an extremely old looking journal.
Do you think I am going to *keep it?*
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN. I PAID LIKE TWENTY-FIVE CENTS FOR THAT!!!
... ... ... No?
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Do you think I am going to *keep it?*
... ... ... No?
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 AM
... ... ... No?