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amir mistry, vpd.
@galacticpinball.bsky.social
far out. | scifirp; mvrp | mdni | mature themes.
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𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲.
i'm doing my part for the local community, got it!
NO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT

I'M NOT— well, actually if he consents... 🤔
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
sir yes sir!
Dick your man.........
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if you can't you don't
handle me deserve me
at my at my
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
that's exactly the right attitude to have!
I'm not a smoothie...
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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cassandra van blair
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
carnival games HATE to see me coming.
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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ㅤ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹

reborn. again.

infamous time lord. recovering murderer? doing her best not to do her worst.
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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"I can get you almost anywhere..."
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hey @universejumping.bsky.social super quick question who do you think would win in a pinball match between me and @cosmonauticool.bsky.social?
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
when it comes to the arcade, i'm unbeatable, i'm telling you man!
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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That's what you get for 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 Ada Wong.

💋: Not new to verse
💋: MV and OC welcome
💋: MDNI || (N)SFW for mature and triggering themes.

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ/ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴀᴅᴀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠɪʟ

❤︎ and repost!

[ #BSkyRP][ #MVRP ][ #RERP ][ #DBDRP]

Penned by #VforVixen
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July 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
maybe you should try farting.
dude i'm on some straight gas rn.
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
who up in they tighty whiteys???
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i don't know the *first* thing about how victorians dressed. can you help me? @cosmonauticool.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
it's my curse to find white girls cute.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
mmmmmm pancakes.
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
knocking on @cosmonauticool.bsky.social's bedroom door.
'i made breakfast, you want some?'
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
you haven't even tried my way yet. it'd be my duty! article two, subsection 3a of the vpa instruction manual: always lend a hand when you can.
I don't know, I think I like my original plan better.
well, not me! i'm winning! i can teach you if you want?
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
well, not me! i'm winning! i can teach you if you want?
Wait, wait, who's pulling out?
yeah, exactly! it's kind of impressive. so i've gotta pull out the ol' reliable hatsuki combo and that takes him down every single time.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
yeah, exactly! it's kind of impressive. so i've gotta pull out the ol' reliable hatsuki combo and that takes him down every single time.
Okay, I'm listening. You're trying to think but he's pounding your ass so good it's hard to maintain a single thought?
hey, c'mon now. there's lots of better solutions. i'm not a philosopher or anything, but it's a case-by-case thing, right? like different things have different solutions. so, say, i'm in this pachinko tournament, right, and the other guy is just *pounding* my ass, i've gotta start *thinking* . . .
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
hey, c'mon now. there's lots of better solutions. i'm not a philosopher or anything, but it's a case-by-case thing, right? like different things have different solutions. so, say, i'm in this pachinko tournament, right, and the other guy is just *pounding* my ass, i've gotta start *thinking* . . .
I'm saying it would fix most if not all of the problems on Earth.
you're saying you wanna kill *me*!
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you're saying you wanna kill *me*!
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
hey, i'm *not* a buzzkill.
Don't be such a buzz kill.
wait, you can't do that, that's illegal!
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i'm on it, i'm on it.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
oh, you want to hang out that badly? okay, stick with me, but don't do anything i wouldn't do! the vpd instruction manual has some useful chapters about interacting with alien lifeforms. it's important that we're good ambassadors, okay?
(Smiles. A bright, friendly grin.) Yeah, I'm definitely not leaving you alone!
( giving her a thumbs up. ) don't worry about me, i'll get by on being kind and thoughtful alone!
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM