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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · Jan 18

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · Jan 18

a woman is standing in the desert and saying hi

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 2d

you've SEEN ME NAKED.

ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑻𝑶𝑹. @circlestime.bsky.social · 2d

gasp, is that a TATTOO????

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 3d

i love performing emergency repairs to the life support systems.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 3d

i love performing emergency repairs to the life support systems.

a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something

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cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 5d

( GIGGLING & BLUSHING. )

no i'm not!!!!

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 5d

@cosmonauticool.bsky.social You're so, like, if a dude and a chick had a kid.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

/ story of Joel's life

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

( she laughs & throws something at him. )

yeah, i could use some air, good idea!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

sorry, i meant *gosh*.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

it's cassie. :)

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅. @vegasrot.bsky.social · 8d

mmmm covfefe

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

this guy gets it.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

( some time later, she's finally dressed, showered, fed, etc. )

you okay? you look kinda nervous?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

also god yes please.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

this is TRUE HISTORY.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙍. @axisbound.bsky.social · 8d

i have heard it said that urfpeople often relied on kaw-free, like oxygen or food, to survive.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

this guy gets it.

𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅. @vegasrot.bsky.social · 8d

drinking coffee isn’t enough, i need to inject it directly into my veins

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

( cassie doesn't seem to want to get up for anything. she's a million degrees against him. )

are they?

( biting! )

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

you have strong mattress potential.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

please mother canada grant me coffee.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 8d

@agentjoel.bsky.social

( stirring, a tangle of limbs & blankets. )

mmh, you know what? my space couch is *way* comfier with two.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

yeah sure!

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 9d

Fair enough.

.... ... Could you get them to get some for me too?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

that's okay! i'll just make one of the boys go get me chocolate.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

that's okay! i'll just make one of the boys go get me chocolate.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 9d

They *can* be chocolate. I've seen chocolate covered pretzels before.

These aren't, but they're the only emergency snack I've got!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

i mean i got nothing against pretzels but they're not chocolate.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

( giggling! )

oh yeah? well how about *i* do *this.*

( she does *this*, enthusiastically. )

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

i mean i got nothing against pretzels but they're not chocolate.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 9d

I guess... yeah, I guess that's what they are. But they're good!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

salty bread?

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

sex. no one can hear you sex.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

in space no one can hear you ***.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

you think it's over? i'm just... warming up. then i'm gonna... kick your ass...

( she was not very convincing about that. cassie had never been very good at hiding her intentions. )

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

give me a minute!!

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

in space no one can hear you ***.

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

( who could have foreseen this diabolical turn of events! judging from her reaction? the answer was cassie. )

cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀 @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 9d

i am a deeply normal cosmonaut.