"𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅..."
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇... | 𝖬𝖣𝖭𝖨 | https://worm
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<— Canonically a Bears fan.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
<— Canonically a Bears fan.
If it's any consolation, I would probably die if I went INTO the Sun.
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
If it's any consolation, I would probably die if I went INTO the Sun.
If we're being silly, the Notre Dame Victory March, if we're being serious, Cat in the Cradle.
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
If we're being silly, the Notre Dame Victory March, if we're being serious, Cat in the Cradle.
1. I tend to over wash dishes.
2. I always hit the spacebar really hard.
3. I do jumping jacks right after waking up.
2. I always hit the spacebar really hard.
3. I do jumping jacks right after waking up.
28!
I like stealing. It's fun.
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
1. I tend to over wash dishes.
2. I always hit the spacebar really hard.
3. I do jumping jacks right after waking up.
2. I always hit the spacebar really hard.
3. I do jumping jacks right after waking up.
Several, most recently a giant ape grabbed me and carried me to the top the Empire State, King Kong style.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Several, most recently a giant ape grabbed me and carried me to the top the Empire State, King Kong style.
Miles in Transit
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Miles in Transit
I like stealing. It's fun.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I like stealing. It's fun.
"Oh..."
"Help. I am trapped."
"Help. I am trapped."
My friends are all showing off how pretty they are, so I have to at least do my part, right? For the cause.
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"Oh..."
"Help. I am trapped."
"Help. I am trapped."
Pretty sure I called you pretty over text.
Never been called pretty before.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Pretty sure I called you pretty over text.
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@averageordinary2.bsky.social
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
January 11, 2026 at 1:36 AM
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
“Yikes…hurting civilians isn’t part of my job…I’m so sorry!”
“Did I just commit murder?”
“Running me over with a car was probably the best move you could’ve done.”
“Make sure you look both ways before crossing the street.”
“Was that a speed bump?”
She would push Zee up against the headboard, softly whining as they kept kissing.
she’d press firmly against caroline. losing herself in that kiss.
One of her hands slid around her waist, gently resting there as she leaned into Zee’s hand.
January 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
She would push Zee up against the headboard, softly whining as they kept kissing.
One of her hands slid around her waist, gently resting there as she leaned into Zee’s hand.
a hand moved to her cheek as she returned the kiss softly, sweetly.
And just a moment later she felt her lips collide with Zee’s.
January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
One of her hands slid around her waist, gently resting there as she leaned into Zee’s hand.
Supergirl saved me from a giant ape, she has my vote of confidence!
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Supergirl saved me from a giant ape, she has my vote of confidence!
And just a moment later she felt her lips collide with Zee’s.
her own eyes closed as she leaned in as well.
She leans in closer, eyes fluttering as she tilts her head just a bit.
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
And just a moment later she felt her lips collide with Zee’s.
Ih my god I need Batman cowls for my lizards!
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Ih my god I need Batman cowls for my lizards!
I dressed up as Batman one time in college!
Well Batgirl really…
Well Batgirl really…
January 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I dressed up as Batman one time in college!
Well Batgirl really…
Well Batgirl really…
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She leans in closer, eyes fluttering as she tilts her head just a bit.
she remained gazing at the brunette. not saying a word. simply waiting.
She nods, also scooting closer, setting the glass aside without breaking eye contact.
January 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
She leans in closer, eyes fluttering as she tilts her head just a bit.
📲: sounds good!
📲: I have work but I’m free after 5 if that works
📲: I have work but I’m free after 5 if that works
📲 Wow. Great start then lol
📲 I guess we'll grab a coffee together sometime! :)
📲 I guess we'll grab a coffee together sometime! :)
📲: love coffee
📲: not great with tech
📲: I do work for NBC!
📲: not great with tech
📲: I do work for NBC!
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
📲: sounds good!
📲: I have work but I’m free after 5 if that works
📲: I have work but I’m free after 5 if that works
📲: love coffee
📲: not great with tech
📲: I do work for NBC!
📲: not great with tech
📲: I do work for NBC!
📲 I like going out for coffee, tinkering with tech and discussing media, just off the top of my head.
📲: oh
📲: I do know a lot of people lol
📲: so what’re you into?
📲: I do know a lot of people lol
📲: so what’re you into?
January 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
📲: love coffee
📲: not great with tech
📲: I do work for NBC!
📲: not great with tech
📲: I do work for NBC!
She nods, also scooting closer, setting the glass aside without breaking eye contact.
“ that so~? ”
she’d scoot a bit closer.
she’d scoot a bit closer.
“More than alright~”
She smiled.
She smiled.
January 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
She nods, also scooting closer, setting the glass aside without breaking eye contact.
“More than alright~”
She smiled.
She smiled.
“ you alright there? ”
lips curled into a small grin.
lips curled into a small grin.
She just sits there, lost in Zee’s eyes.
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
“More than alright~”
She smiled.
She smiled.