"𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅..."
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𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇... | 𝖬𝖣𝖭𝖨 | https://worm
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January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
s p a c e d o u t t e x t
She's holding a rather large mallet...
Seems this is a VERY literal interpretation.
Seems this is a VERY literal interpretation.
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
She's holding a rather large mallet...
Seems this is a VERY literal interpretation.
Seems this is a VERY literal interpretation.
Very yuri-coded statement right there.
I threw up a bit saying that.
I threw up a bit saying that.
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Very yuri-coded statement right there.
I threw up a bit saying that.
I threw up a bit saying that.
I like superheroes too it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I like superheroes too it’s nothing to be ashamed of.
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
She walks inside and gently lays Zee down on the bed.
"I'll go grab a first aid kit~"
"I'll go grab a first aid kit~"
she’s impressed.
and also blushing at the affection.
and also blushing at the affection.
"You poor thing~"
She kisses her forehead as she carries her into her building and up the stairs, expertly finding her keys without dropping the magician.
She kisses her forehead as she carries her into her building and up the stairs, expertly finding her keys without dropping the magician.
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
She walks inside and gently lays Zee down on the bed.
"I'll go grab a first aid kit~"
"I'll go grab a first aid kit~"
"Ooof that's too bad, anyone would be lucky to be with someone as smart and pretty as you!"
"I'm jealous relationships of mine tend to fall apart.."
“Oh that’s so fun! I did just have a tryst with this magician, Zatanna.”
“I imagine he’s probably pretty busy, being Superman and all.”
“I imagine he’s probably pretty busy, being Superman and all.”
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"Ooof that's too bad, anyone would be lucky to be with someone as smart and pretty as you!"
"You poor thing~"
She kisses her forehead as she carries her into her building and up the stairs, expertly finding her keys without dropping the magician.
She kisses her forehead as she carries her into her building and up the stairs, expertly finding her keys without dropping the magician.
“ just skinned my knee a bit. ”
she’d settle into her arms happily.
she’d settle into her arms happily.
She smiles and scoops her up into her arms.
"Does it hurt anywhere?"
"Does it hurt anywhere?"
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
"You poor thing~"
She kisses her forehead as she carries her into her building and up the stairs, expertly finding her keys without dropping the magician.
She kisses her forehead as she carries her into her building and up the stairs, expertly finding her keys without dropping the magician.
She smiles and scoops her up into her arms.
"Does it hurt anywhere?"
"Does it hurt anywhere?"
“ yes! sorry. ”
"I need a yes or no, Zee."
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
She smiles and scoops her up into her arms.
"Does it hurt anywhere?"
"Does it hurt anywhere?"
"I need a yes or no, Zee."
“ that’s extremely romantic. “
"I can carry you back to my place if you want."
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
"I need a yes or no, Zee."
"I can carry you back to my place if you want."
two thumbs up.
Still not convinced.
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
"I can carry you back to my place if you want."
Still not convinced.
slow smile.
I'm not convinced...
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Still not convinced.
I'm not convinced...
slow thumbs up.
Y-you okay?
January 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I'm not convinced...
"Blue Spider-Man?"
"See I remembered the hyphen Doctor OXNARD!"
"See I remembered the hyphen Doctor OXNARD!"
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
"Blue Spider-Man?"
"See I remembered the hyphen Doctor OXNARD!"
"See I remembered the hyphen Doctor OXNARD!"
Y-you okay?
falling onto the tl.
January 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Y-you okay?
January 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
“I can’t reach the box I put on top of my fridge.”
January 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
“I can’t reach the box I put on top of my fridge.”
“I freelance as a writer on the side and now I have to gas up one of the worst high school basketball teams I’ve ever seen.”
“They’d probably manage to beat the Nicks though.”
“They’d probably manage to beat the Nicks though.”
January 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
“I freelance as a writer on the side and now I have to gas up one of the worst high school basketball teams I’ve ever seen.”
“They’d probably manage to beat the Nicks though.”
“They’d probably manage to beat the Nicks though.”
"Gonna need more than a command."
〝 Smile. 〞
"Kinda making it hard girl..."
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
"Gonna need more than a command."
"Kinda making it hard girl..."
〝 Don’t be glum. 〞
"Yeah great..."
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
"Kinda making it hard girl..."
"Yeah great..."
〝 If you do, rest. 〞
"Maybe but... what if I get hurt?"
January 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
"Yeah great..."
"Maybe but... what if I get hurt?"
〝 Perhaps it’s best you learn to defend yourself and others. 〞
"Well I also don't have any training, I can do a sideline interview, not punch bad guys."
January 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
"Maybe but... what if I get hurt?"
"Well I also don't have any training, I can do a sideline interview, not punch bad guys."
〝 You don’t need special powers to be a hero. 〞
"Yeah I just... sometimes it's exhausting being saved all of the time. I hate being powerless."
January 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
"Well I also don't have any training, I can do a sideline interview, not punch bad guys."
"Yeah I just... sometimes it's exhausting being saved all of the time. I hate being powerless."
〝 That’s not what I meant and you know it. 〞
"Glad to know I am the queen of cowards..."
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"Yeah I just... sometimes it's exhausting being saved all of the time. I hate being powerless."
"Glad to know I am the queen of cowards..."
〝 If it’s any consolation, you did well. 〞
"I'm not fretting..."
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"Glad to know I am the queen of cowards..."