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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · May 16
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10h
JUNOBOT does not kiss and tell.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 15h
Oh! I should keep some oil and bolts around, then!

. . . It's rumored? Well, you can tell me. Do you drink blood or no?
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 19h
Claro! Oil and bolts are JUNOBOT's favorite snacks - They are -- A and OK!

It is also long rumored that JUNOBOT indulges in the drinking of blood.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 19h
Claro! Oil and bolts are JUNOBOT's favorite snacks - They are -- A and OK!

It is also long rumored that JUNOBOT indulges in the drinking of blood.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d
(Getting to her feet, she wandered off. Starting to brew some coffee. She NEEDS caffeine.)

Do you drink, Junobot?
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d
If the area is shaded, JUNOBOT does not see why not.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d
If the area is shaded, JUNOBOT does not see why not.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d
(Gestures vaguely in a direction.)

Close. I think.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d
Query the location of coffee.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d
Query the location of coffee.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d
Oh —! Thank you, Junobot!

I, um... (Another stretch, then a yawn.) Can I get coffee first or no?
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d
BUONGIORNO!

It will be warm today. It is advisable to wear protection.

JUNOBOT will: spray the User.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 1d
BUONGIORNO!

It will be warm today. It is advisable to wear protection.

JUNOBOT will: spray the User.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 1d
Lazily stretches.

She's awake.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 4d
The Signora called?
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natasha @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 4d
speaking of hating women.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 6d
JUNOBOT's camera feature is currently experiencing technical difficulties with its color grading. Rimanete in attesa!

Look. Behind the Signora. Un campo di grano. A field of wheat.
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natasha @crackedchessboard.bsky.social · 7d
beats sand!
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 8d
JUNOBOT continues being the only crew member on board the SIDRAT to do its job: Taking photos.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10d
To protect the Signora, and ensure her best interests.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 10d
What's your mission? I don't think you've ever told me.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10d
JUNOBOT is uninterested in User's opinions also. It does not concern its mission.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10d
JUNOBOT is uninterested in User's opinions also. It does not concern its mission.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 10d
Hm...

Fair enough. I don't like that part, personally.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10d
JUNOBOT has the ability to cease its processing. It is not interested.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 10d
JUNOBOT has the ability to cease its processing. It is not interested.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d
Like I said: you'd be really bad at it. I'm told you have to 'clear your mind' or something.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
JUNOBOT does not meditate.

That is where the Dreaming happens.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
JUNOBOT does not meditate.

That is where the Dreaming happens.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d
(Huffs and stretches out again. Closing her eyes.)

You would be really bad at meditating, Junobot.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
JUNOBOT does everything with purpose.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
Query why the Signora is standing in the shadows.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
JUNOBOT does everything with purpose.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d
Still calling me a mutant, huh?

Not the point! Anyway! I didn't mean it quite so literally. Like, we don't have to do things *on purpose!*
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
User's Mutant physiology is constantly 'doing' something. And JUNOBOT is always processing data or executing calculations.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
User's Mutant physiology is constantly 'doing' something. And JUNOBOT is always processing data or executing calculations.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d
. . . Why?
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
That is impossible.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
That is impossible.
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𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d
Now just... hang out. We don't have to talk or do anything.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
[ The robot silently wheels over. ]
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
JUNOBOT is not sufficiently familiar with extraterrestrial currency. Suggest using 'SIDRAT'.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
The task of finding its owner is conceptually: Sub-Optimal. It presents difficulties.

JUNOBOT's opinion is clear.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
It is possible that it is a lost possession.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
Query elaboration.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
Query the Signora's findings.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
JUNOBOT explores the land.

The Signora does not.

JUNOBOT's Processing provides.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
No. It is so that the Signora has superior grip in water. JUNOBOT will explain the process in detail to her if she is interested. It is a natural and regular process in human physiology; it is well-documented in the days before the War, when access to bodies of water was more common.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
Due to an active process controlled by the sympathetic nervous system.
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JUNO @junobot.bsky.social · 11d
( JUNOBOT begins wheeling away, ignoring him. )
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