JUNO
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BUONGIORNO, USER!
exceptionally low levels of radiation, that's me.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
BUONGIORNO, USER!
It is polite to offer JUNOBOT, but JUNOBOT must decline, for it cannot drink such liquid. Stia tranquillo - JUNOBOT will sufficiently dispose of the material.
Has made himself some hot chocolate.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It is polite to offer JUNOBOT, but JUNOBOT must decline, for it cannot drink such liquid. Stia tranquillo - JUNOBOT will sufficiently dispose of the material.
JUNOBOT will be Queen of the Dodgems.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
JUNOBOT will be Queen of the Dodgems.
MAMMA MIA! LEXICAL ERROR!
that's what the locals call urf. how do you fuck up the pronunciation of your own planet? dumbasses.
what's earth?
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
MAMMA MIA! LEXICAL ERROR!
Query the correlation.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Query the correlation.
JUNOBOT will not allow harm to come to the User for as long as it does not violate its prime directive. Non ha motivo di temere.
User will follow.
User will follow.
( it takes a moment, it seems, for that to all register, if register it does. )
yes... i'm alone.
yes... i'm alone.
User displays exceptionally low levels of radiation exposure. This is: A and OK!
JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered.
Query if User has traveled alone.
JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered.
Query if User has traveled alone.
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
JUNOBOT will not allow harm to come to the User for as long as it does not violate its prime directive. Non ha motivo di temere.
User will follow.
User will follow.
User displays exceptionally low levels of radiation exposure. This is: A and OK!
JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered.
Query if User has traveled alone.
JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered.
Query if User has traveled alone.
i don't know. it doesn't feel right. maybe this was a mistake.
Query User's expectations.
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
User displays exceptionally low levels of radiation exposure. This is: A and OK!
JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered.
Query if User has traveled alone.
JUNOBOT will escort User to the medbay and request its companions to bring food and water. There, JUNOBOT will monitor the User's life signs until she is fully recovered.
Query if User has traveled alone.
Query User's expectations.
presently...
it's... it's smaller than i was expecting.
it's... it's smaller than i was expecting.
This is the Sidrat. It is the residence and research base of il Lanciere, and, presently, the Signora, whom I serve.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Query User's expectations.
This is the Sidrat. It is the residence and research base of il Lanciere, and, presently, the Signora, whom I serve.
thank you, juno.
what is this- this- this ship...?
what is this- this- this ship...?
Quando tutta la terra è arida e si estende all'infinito senza variazioni, non c'è da stupirsi che un nome possa perdersi da qualche parte sotto la sabbia.
Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.
Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is the Sidrat. It is the residence and research base of il Lanciere, and, presently, the Signora, whom I serve.
Quando tutta la terra è arida e si estende all'infinito senza variazioni, non c'è da stupirsi che un nome possa perdersi da qualche parte sotto la sabbia.
Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.
Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.
il mio nome è andato perduto, e così anche io.
can you help me?
can you help me?
Alt! Non fate un passo avanti!
User will state their identity.
User will state their identity.
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Quando tutta la terra è arida e si estende all'infinito senza variazioni, non c'è da stupirsi che un nome possa perdersi da qualche parte sotto la sabbia.
Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.
Certo. JUNOBOT will provide assistance. Query User's memories. It is evident that she has traveled some distance.
Alt! Non fate un passo avanti!
User will state their identity.
User will state their identity.
what big eyes you have.
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Alt! Non fate un passo avanti!
User will state their identity.
User will state their identity.
JUNOBOT has made its point. It means no malice. JUNOBOT does not have the capacity for malice.
Now, it has many tasks to fulfill in maintaining the Sidrat. Ciao!
Now, it has many tasks to fulfill in maintaining the Sidrat. Ciao!
are you threatening me?
JUNOBOT will not allow the Signora to be hurt. It will do anything to protect her, for the greater good.
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
JUNOBOT has made its point. It means no malice. JUNOBOT does not have the capacity for malice.
Now, it has many tasks to fulfill in maintaining the Sidrat. Ciao!
Now, it has many tasks to fulfill in maintaining the Sidrat. Ciao!
JUNOBOT will not allow the Signora to be hurt. It will do anything to protect her, for the greater good.
or what?
JUNOBOT will not be ambiguous: It cannot allow this questioning to continue.
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
JUNOBOT will not allow the Signora to be hurt. It will do anything to protect her, for the greater good.
JUNOBOT will not be ambiguous: It cannot allow this questioning to continue.
but junobot, don't you think it's important to ask questions? find out the truth? i mean, nat told me about your belief. your *honour*. you're a helpful guy, aren't you? there's nothing wrong in asking questions.
It is JUNOBOT's mission to protect the Signora. There are questions involved which do not require answers. Tampering with firewalls and systems in the name of 'clarity' will only bring further darkness. It is -- Sub-optimal.
October 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
JUNOBOT will not be ambiguous: It cannot allow this questioning to continue.
It is JUNOBOT's mission to protect the Signora. There are questions involved which do not require answers. Tampering with firewalls and systems in the name of 'clarity' will only bring further darkness. It is -- Sub-optimal.
October 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It is JUNOBOT's mission to protect the Signora. There are questions involved which do not require answers. Tampering with firewalls and systems in the name of 'clarity' will only bring further darkness. It is -- Sub-optimal.
JUNOBOT was not speaking to the Signora.
She should not try to remember.
She should not try to remember.
query where junobot's personality even came from?
i don't.
i don't remember. it was so long ago. programming you.
like thousands & thousands of years.
i don't.
i don't remember. it was so long ago. programming you.
like thousands & thousands of years.
. . . JUNOBOT feels obligated to -- [ Brrt. Crrrrrrk. Bzzzzt. ] -- Remind the Signora, that she is not its creator. Query where she would locate this knowledge.
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
JUNOBOT was not speaking to the Signora.
She should not try to remember.
She should not try to remember.
Retaliatory fire will be dispensed shortly. Per favore, abbi pazienza con noi. Thank you for choosing Transidyne Inc. for all your obliteratory needs.
( aiming a few shots at his tire. )
IT IS SUB-OPTIMAL TO ATTEMPT EVASION OF JUNOBOT.
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Retaliatory fire will be dispensed shortly. Per favore, abbi pazienza con noi. Thank you for choosing Transidyne Inc. for all your obliteratory needs.
IT IS SUB-OPTIMAL TO ATTEMPT EVASION OF JUNOBOT.
you got it bud— ( HITTING THE GAS, TEARING DOWN THE ROAD AT TOP SPEED. )
User must step out of the vehicle and 'tightrope walk' in a straight line.
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
IT IS SUB-OPTIMAL TO ATTEMPT EVASION OF JUNOBOT.
User must step out of the vehicle and 'tightrope walk' in a straight line.
... no...?
Query if that is an alcoholic beverage.
October 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
User must step out of the vehicle and 'tightrope walk' in a straight line.
MAMMA MIA! LOGICAL ERROR!: TRAFFICBOT would never award known criminals. Per favore, pay the fine within 28 days of written warning or there will be: Conseguenze.
like a prize ticket...?
ATTENZIONE! TRAFFICBOT must give User a ticket for driving with two broken tail lights. Also, it wishes to inform them that it is pronounced 'Earth'.
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MAMMA MIA! LOGICAL ERROR!: TRAFFICBOT would never award known criminals. Per favore, pay the fine within 28 days of written warning or there will be: Conseguenze.
If User believes there are issues with JUNOBOT's hardware or software, she should share them. É essenziale!
Mm...
I don't know about no flaws. But you are pretty amazing.
I don't know about no flaws. But you are pretty amazing.
JUNOBOT has no flaws. It would be sub-optimal, and all of JUNOBOT runs A and OK!
October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If User believes there are issues with JUNOBOT's hardware or software, she should share them. É essenziale!
ATTENZIONE! TRAFFICBOT must give User a ticket for driving with two broken tail lights. Also, it wishes to inform them that it is pronounced 'Earth'.
yeah i can drive urf cars, they're just like women.
October 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ATTENZIONE! TRAFFICBOT must give User a ticket for driving with two broken tail lights. Also, it wishes to inform them that it is pronounced 'Earth'.
JUNOBOT has no flaws. It would be sub-optimal, and all of JUNOBOT runs A and OK!
Can't argue with you there.
But *you* think my second heart is a tumor, so we both have our flaws.
But *you* think my second heart is a tumor, so we both have our flaws.
Although she is organic, and thus illogical.
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
JUNOBOT has no flaws. It would be sub-optimal, and all of JUNOBOT runs A and OK!
Although she is organic, and thus illogical.
Mmhm! It's not *exactly* the same, but it's close enough!
JUNOBOT is aware of User's Cucciola mindset.
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Although she is organic, and thus illogical.
JUNOBOT is aware of User's Cucciola mindset.
It's also *my* directive to assist!
Query User's meaning.
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
JUNOBOT is aware of User's Cucciola mindset.