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@delasi.bsky.social
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delasi.bsky.social

ㅤ ㅤ del for short.

merc for hire. trying to rebuild a broken life.

roleplay only | 18+
delasi.bsky.social
( catching it without looking like a badass. )

can i have like, a bowl?
universejumping.bsky.social
(Tosses a spoon in her direction.)

You can share with me, if you want.
delasi.bsky.social
ooh what did you get me
universejumping.bsky.social
Eating ice cream straight from the carton.

It's chocolate fudge brownie.
delasi.bsky.social
my wriggly little guys.
headbandsandhexes.bsky.social
your *guys*?
delasi.bsky.social
( wiggling her fingers. )

my guys.

( making a circle with her other hand. )

your egg.
delasi.bsky.social
i get around, yeah.

you uh, here for the plants?
axisbound.bsky.social
i don't care about that. i know you from somewhere, right?
delasi.bsky.social
sorry this is a staff only area so we're allowed to like, swear or whatever you think you heard.
delasi.bsky.social
( wiggling her fingers. )

my guys.

( making a circle with her other hand. )

your egg.
headbandsandhexes.bsky.social
'born fruit'? elaborate on that.
delasi.bsky.social
𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.
delasi.bsky.social
( handing him a small hand towel. )

here, try this.
agentorson.bsky.social
Well, I can't describe what it looks like but it feels like a picnic blanket.
delasi.bsky.social
𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.
headbandsandhexes.bsky.social
oh, i *shivered*. i've got goosebumps. see? feel those.
delasi.bsky.social
𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.
delasi.bsky.social
sorry this is a staff only area so we're allowed to like, swear or whatever you think you heard.
delasi.bsky.social
𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.
headbandsandhexes.bsky.social
knocked up is such a . . . crass term.
delasi.bsky.social
—YEAH I KNOCKED THAT BITCH UP!

oh hey,
delasi.bsky.social
uh... i guess... which one is it?
agentorson.bsky.social
Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?
delasi.bsky.social
oh, i thought you weren't interested in... that...
agentjoel.bsky.social
What treasure, though? Like what's the treasure?
delasi.bsky.social
whatever dude he probably can't even like perceive you or whatever.
delasi.bsky.social
whatever dude he probably can't even like perceive you or whatever.
agentjoel.bsky.social
Wait, there's treasure?

Who am I kidding, this is bullshit.
delasi.bsky.social
okay, fine! so much for sharing our... hidden treasure.
delasi.bsky.social
( eyebrows, accusatory jab of finger. )

that's got nothing to do with age & everything to do with how many sick kicks & flips i used to have to do for work!
delasi.bsky.social
kick his pasty ass!
agentjoel.bsky.social
I do NOT mess around with white people.
delasi.bsky.social
i don't care go in there & get our ball.
delasi.bsky.social
you is me, obviously. but i don't need to recapture my youth because i'm still super young.
delasi.bsky.social
i don't care go in there & get our ball.
agentjoel.bsky.social
Dude I think someone's about to die.
laloification.bsky.social
dude what's his crukking problem???
delasi.bsky.social
38 is still VERY young for my species btw
delasi.bsky.social
they just want street drugs, i bet. like, that's all it takes, if you wanna be 'hip' or whatever. just get them some street drugs & boom, you're 23 all over again.