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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

your *guys*.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 5d

my wriggly little guys.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

your *guys*?

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

your *guys*?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 5d

( wiggling her fingers. )

my guys.

( making a circle with her other hand. )

your egg.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

'born fruit'? elaborate on that.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

'born fruit'? elaborate on that.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 5d

𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

oh, i *shivered*. i've got goosebumps. see? feel those.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

oh, i *shivered*. i've got goosebumps. see? feel those.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 5d

𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

knocked up is such a . . . crass term.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 5d

knocked up is such a . . . crass term.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 7d

( a smile. whatever she says. art is always right. )

i'm gonna make some urf kaw-frey. want some?

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 7d

how's your back today?

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 7d

who is 'you'? i was never 23.

or pubescent.

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 7d

lalo seems pretty cool with them.

do kids say that? pretty cool? that's why we're not hip with the kids.

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 7d

now you sound old.

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 10d

it's okay, just don't do it again.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d

... ... ... Sorry?

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

woah, woah, woah. i didn't say *you* could say that.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

woah, woah, woah. i didn't say *you* could say that.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah, that doesn't prove anything, it's only math!

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

it's only math.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

it's only math.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 11d

( looking smug. )

see? knows everything.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

hmmm. wellll, using that chocolate pizza slice in your hand for comparison . . . i'd say . . .

1143.8941 gsm².

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

what's with the, um, man-thing in our garden?

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 11d

hmmm. wellll, using that chocolate pizza slice in your hand for comparison . . . i'd say . . .

1143.8941 gsm².

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 11d

fine, watch this.

@headbandsandhexes.bsky.social hey babe, what's the exact size of this room in galactic standard micrometers?

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

You're all lovey with her, of course you think that.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

no.

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

before you answer i'm incredibly hormonal.

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

( beaming her 'sweetest' grin. ) *who* knows everything?

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

@olderperhapswiser.bsky.social quick question.

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artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

and yet!

one day, you'll learn you can't argue with me.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

Nope. No way. It's impossible to know *everything.*

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

*don't i*?

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

*don't i*?

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

No, you *do not!*

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

i know *everything*.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

hhhhhngh. nope. i'm on it.

keep the bed warm?

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

i know *everything*.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

... you do?

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

i know.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

i know.

𝓥alerie @universejumping.bsky.social · 12d

<- is also really bad at meditating, to be fair.

artemis @headbandsandhexes.bsky.social · 12d

it's quiet. too quiet.

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