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jakeup.bsky.social
Jake
@jakeup.bsky.social
200 followers 110 following 430 posts
Part-time cloud watcher, full-time mischief maker.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1h
Journalists:
a robot says hi rajarshi here in yellow
ALT: a robot says hi rajarshi here in yellow
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1h
He's only saying this because we murdered Colombian fishers...
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1h
Awwwww shit
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2h
Parts of the US are majority Spanish-speaking..... So
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2h
He is pathetic
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2h
Oh, Mike watched THIS video and can speak to THIS? How interesting...
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 19h
They also confirm Trump is both a king and villain.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
Strike ALL submarines! - Trump
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
Moron
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
Bringing in the water from Northern California to Hungary!!!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
This lady really struggles with reading (and I assume reading comprehension).
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
a man wearing glasses says it 's never gonna end in front of a laptop
ALT: a man wearing glasses says it 's never gonna end in front of a laptop
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a brown jacket says i 'm concerned on the screen
ALT: a man in a brown jacket says i 'm concerned on the screen
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
She legit says "President Chump" almost every time. Adderall mouth?
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 3d
See ya, USA. It was cool knowing ya!
a man standing in front of a large american flag
ALT: a man standing in front of a large american flag
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 3d
I would like to offer up a name for..... you know, hypothetical considerations!
a woman sits in a stadium with a sign that says gradarius eirmus gloria
ALT: a woman sits in a stadium with a sign that says gradarius eirmus gloria
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 4d
Can he actually explain this phrase? He sounds kooky
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 4d
prayers.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
God™
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
They're saving God™
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
Dance Getdown GIF
ALT: Dance Getdown GIF
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
#MLB #Brewers #milwaukee #mlbplayoffs
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
Yeah... then he certainly had no say in this cover design!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
a man with a beard wearing a bandana looks at himself in a mirror
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a bandana looks at himself in a mirror
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
No screw that. A woman founded it... Olive Garden!
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