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Jake
@jakeup.bsky.social
200 followers 110 following 420 posts
Part-time cloud watcher, full-time mischief maker.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 12h
They also confirm Trump is both a king and villain.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
Strike ALL submarines! - Trump
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
Moron
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
Bringing in the water from Northern California to Hungary!!!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 1d
This lady really struggles with reading (and I assume reading comprehension).
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
a man wearing glasses says it 's never gonna end in front of a laptop
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
a man in a brown jacket says i 'm concerned on the screen
ALT: a man in a brown jacket says i 'm concerned on the screen
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
She legit says "President Chump" almost every time. Adderall mouth?
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
See ya, USA. It was cool knowing ya!
a man standing in front of a large american flag
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 2d
I would like to offer up a name for..... you know, hypothetical considerations!
a woman sits in a stadium with a sign that says gradarius eirmus gloria
ALT: a woman sits in a stadium with a sign that says gradarius eirmus gloria
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 3d
Can he actually explain this phrase? He sounds kooky
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 3d
prayers.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 4d
God™
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 4d
They're saving God™
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 4d
Dance Getdown GIF
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
#MLB #Brewers #milwaukee #mlbplayoffs
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
Yeah... then he certainly had no say in this cover design!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
a man with a beard wearing a bandana looks at himself in a mirror
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
No screw that. A woman founded it... Olive Garden!
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
Oliver Garden
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 5d
Facts and logic? What are those!?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 5d
This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 6d
That's a really really bad response.
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 6d
a man says unfortunately there is no field of medicine that deals with the brain but i can give you a pamphlet
ALT: a man says unfortunately there is no field of medicine that deals with the brain but i can give you a pamphlet
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Jake @jakeup.bsky.social · 7d
a person is dipping a hot dog into a yellow cup of ketchup .
ALT: a person is dipping a hot dog into a yellow cup of ketchup .
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