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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 22h

Star Wars character “Male Elf #5” has been deemed unfit for congress

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 2d

of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible

Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 3d

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 3d

🎁🦔🦔🦔
My legion of giftpigs goes towards U

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 12d

I want to be teleported to the land of poison bottles💔

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 14d

Baikal Seal infestation predicted for 2027: North America overrun by ravenous beastlings. Enjoy? Click for more…

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BDS movement @bdsmovement.bsky.social · Sep 2

The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 22d

Thank you for activating Email subscriptions for PIMBO TV! We’ll be sending you weekly updates about shows you’re not gonna watch util you get mad at me.

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 23d

I hear neopets is removing kacheek indefinitely after what they said regarding, er… recent eventts😳

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SuddenlyOranges @oranges.gay · 27d

ate him in 2018

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 27d

Anyone notice how we don’t see this sick fuck anymore

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · 29d

Smug Dog Image ending explained

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Sep 10

Be wary of Melvin Elves

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Sep 9

She needs elf venom to live

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BreakbeatBun @breakbeatbun.bsky.social · Sep 4

No Man's Sky just dropped a new expedition. i've never done an expedition save before. i want big ship lets go hapy it

💛 live now - www.twitch.tv/breakbeatbun

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Sep 4

I’ve invented a secret machine. If I tell you any more it’s purpose would be known, changing its name.

Sorry…

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UberTheMeh @uberthemeh.bsky.social · Aug 16

Why is he like this

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 30

Clearly your cat is unsmelling you because you are stinky. Listen and learn from him

SuddenlyOranges @oranges.gay · Aug 30

local menace will NOT stop dripping from his nose and onto my leg, resulting in 32 dead 4738 injured and countless missing

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 30

I have trained my warriors in the ways of tasteful elf hentai

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 29

You have to feed me strange fruits or i will wither and pass on.

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · Aug 28

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 28

My Plasma-Type dog just had Electric Puppies. Should I kill my neighbor for raising an electric-type homewrecking hound? Urgent

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 26

don’t breathe in the air there’s micropiggies

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 25

You can pick up an elf like a powerup & she’ll vanish (straight to hell) but you’ll be able to double jump for about 30 minutes

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 24

mental health prevention month is coming up! All therapists will be reporting to a cold, cold dungeon

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jame7t @jame7t.bsky.social · Aug 24

COUNT THE FINGERS IT MAY BE A.I…

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