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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅

@jamescoyne.bsky.social

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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · Jun 30

1st of July. New #pfp.

By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of #pride. It's law.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3h

There's also an argument that people can learn and change?

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3h

I'm still being put on "people who use AI slop" ban lists on here, even though I haven't posted one in a very long time, and in fact remember stealing other people's AI slop.

Anyway, it feels perpetuating and "once you've done something once, you're guilty forever" on here.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3h

India's what

Reuters @reuters.com · 3h

India's UTI Asset Management halts new investments in silver ETF reut.rs/4nOMzBM

India's UTI Asset Management halts new investments in silver ETF

UTI Asset Management Company has temporarily suspended fresh lump-sum and switch-in investments into the UTI Silver ETF Fund of Fund, effective October 13, 2025, the company said in a statement on Saturday.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 3h

Them: "you can't force a joke, James"

...

Me: "Poo bum wee wee bum wee"

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 14h

T-minus ~15 hours till the mother's hip

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 19h

Laundry list of things to do today with a hangover.

What alcohol prompted last night:

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

My little soda plop

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

My little soda plop

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Benefit of weight loss: I fit back into my old suit

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Being a daddy, I don't get much sleep these days 😵

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Worried what it is now lol. How can your answer be offensive?

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

0 buttons is just an Oasis fan

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

I politely decline to comment

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

😂

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Do you just want to see me in an open shirt?

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

How did you know I've got a little number like this

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks!

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

You do WHAT to Friday bitches?

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

After having one (1) child, I know my:

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

This is what confuses me - why are both acceptable?

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Got "cocktail attire" for a wedding but have no idea what that is. Some sites say suit and tie, others say blazer and open shirt (no tie)...

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

What's the point of even surveying them? :-p

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Tag yourself

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Ah good. I'd be super guilty otherwise. Well glad you missed out on a toxic relationship - had one previously and know it can damage you in so many unexpected ways

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

😮 not that same guy I told you to message??

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Idea for a Great British Bake Off episode:

America Week where they Bake America Cake Again