Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔♂️✅
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
Pinned
Won't be long till Specsavers tells us our seeing age and why we need new glasses
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Won't be long till Specsavers tells us our seeing age and why we need new glasses
🎉 Had 7 hours sleep (interrupted) so have a selfie 🎁
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🎉 Had 7 hours sleep (interrupted) so have a selfie 🎁
Just did a ghostie
(Died and haunted without too much ectoplasm)
(Died and haunted without too much ectoplasm)
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just did a ghostie
(Died and haunted without too much ectoplasm)
(Died and haunted without too much ectoplasm)
Finished the Diddy doco and.. wow. Had no idea what I was in for. I mean, had inkling for media, history, etc. But not just how much there is/was.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Finished the Diddy doco and.. wow. Had no idea what I was in for. I mean, had inkling for media, history, etc. But not just how much there is/was.
The "any hole is a goal" dude must be terrible at golf.
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The "any hole is a goal" dude must be terrible at golf.
"go to Australia for a day" and it's just Sydney and Bondi
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"go to Australia for a day" and it's just Sydney and Bondi
Don't know who needs to hear this but your Spotify Wrapped doesn't make you unique.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Don't know who needs to hear this but your Spotify Wrapped doesn't make you unique.
Some of you need a Spotify Slapped
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Some of you need a Spotify Slapped
[Astronomy hat on]
"You shouldn't body shame but some black holes need to eat a lot less"
"You shouldn't body shame but some black holes need to eat a lot less"
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
[Astronomy hat on]
"You shouldn't body shame but some black holes need to eat a lot less"
"You shouldn't body shame but some black holes need to eat a lot less"
Not feeling Great. As in, Alexander The Great. Yeah... never felt like him.
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Not feeling Great. As in, Alexander The Great. Yeah... never felt like him.
I don't feel well, as in, I don't feel like a shaft sunk into the ground to obtain water, oil, or gas.
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't feel well, as in, I don't feel like a shaft sunk into the ground to obtain water, oil, or gas.
If being rich and famous involves a humiliation ritual, I've got good news for you, I have absolutely no self respect whatsoever and will debase myself as and when.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If being rich and famous involves a humiliation ritual, I've got good news for you, I have absolutely no self respect whatsoever and will debase myself as and when.
Oh so like every other revolutionary woman
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Oh so like every other revolutionary woman
Got a craving and thinking of getting a BLL:
Bangin' Lot of Lollies
Bangin' Lot of Lollies
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Got a craving and thinking of getting a BLL:
Bangin' Lot of Lollies
Bangin' Lot of Lollies
Jokes on you; I've got more internalised hate than you'll ever hate me as a person or concept for all of eternity.
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Jokes on you; I've got more internalised hate than you'll ever hate me as a person or concept for all of eternity.
All the things she said // running through my head // running through my head // running through my head
(Forgot what my wife said to me)
(Forgot what my wife said to me)
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
All the things she said // running through my head // running through my head // running through my head
(Forgot what my wife said to me)
(Forgot what my wife said to me)
"They grow up so fast 🥹"
[Talking to the moldy veg in my fridge]
[Talking to the moldy veg in my fridge]
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"They grow up so fast 🥹"
[Talking to the moldy veg in my fridge]
[Talking to the moldy veg in my fridge]
You've heard of AI Slop but if you see it for a second time, does it become AI Sloppy Seconds
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You've heard of AI Slop but if you see it for a second time, does it become AI Sloppy Seconds
Idea for an educational comedy skit for kids:
Stranger Danger Things
Stranger Danger Things
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Idea for an educational comedy skit for kids:
Stranger Danger Things
Stranger Danger Things
She's just like me 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
She's just like me 🥹
Woke up feeling "normal" today, which is odd cause the new "normal" is a terrible feeling of impending doom
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Woke up feeling "normal" today, which is odd cause the new "normal" is a terrible feeling of impending doom
I went to the Capybara Cafe and disappointed I didn't get to see at least one Glen Powell
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I went to the Capybara Cafe and disappointed I didn't get to see at least one Glen Powell
Took my son to his very first Dragon Hot Pot
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Took my son to his very first Dragon Hot Pot