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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅

@jamescoyne.bsky.social

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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.

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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · Jun 30

1st of July. New #pfp.

By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of #pride. It's law.

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 4h

T-minus ~15 hours till the mother's hip

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 10h

Laundry list of things to do today with a hangover.

What alcohol prompted last night:

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 20h

My little soda plop

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 20h

My little soda plop

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Benefit of weight loss: I fit back into my old suit

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Being a daddy, I don't get much sleep these days 😵

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Worried what it is now lol. How can your answer be offensive?

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

0 buttons is just an Oasis fan

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

I politely decline to comment

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

😂

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Do you just want to see me in an open shirt?

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

How did you know I've got a little number like this

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks!

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

You do WHAT to Friday bitches?

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

After having one (1) child, I know my:

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

This is what confuses me - why are both acceptable?

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 1d

Got "cocktail attire" for a wedding but have no idea what that is. Some sites say suit and tie, others say blazer and open shirt (no tie)...

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

What's the point of even surveying them? :-p

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Tag yourself

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Ah good. I'd be super guilty otherwise. Well glad you missed out on a toxic relationship - had one previously and know it can damage you in so many unexpected ways

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

😮 not that same guy I told you to message??

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Idea for a Great British Bake Off episode:

America Week where they Bake America Cake Again

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

[gets busted on an electric scooter]

"OH COME ON YOUR HONOUR WHAT'S THE CHARGE"

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

Still preparing for the mother ship

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

When you've been hitting the gym but haven't told anybody

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Rhys Parton @rhysparton.bsky.social · 2d

AI stands for "Asshole Intelligence"

(Pass it on)

Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 2d

AI stands for "Asshole Intelligence"

(Pass it on)