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Janko Raven
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · Jul 19
screw physique give me a man with a Blues Traveller Harmonica Bandolier™️
the guy from Blues Traveller with a zillion harmonicas on his person all on a bandolier
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 39m
finally slayed the spire in Slay the Spire. gunna celebrate by playing more Slay the Spire
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 43m
of course Squidward was an alcoholic
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 2h
gramma thinks the roaches are the fae
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 2h
once they find a box to put Petey Heggs in we can finally have our American Shogunate
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 3h
we are just speed running our shift into a military junta aren't we
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 5h
they can't make us go to mastodon
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 5h
skeet til I die
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 5h
my favorite thing about getting stoned in the middle of the pandemic was doordashing like thirty dollars worth of tbell and then leaving little momento notes for myself around my apartment before the edible hit
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 6h
6900 is when you 69 on top of two inflatable mattresses
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 6h
*googles feudal era Hokkaido dairy industry*
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 6h
the cognito hazards are upon us. lord, keep my blocking finger strong
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 7h
other fun predictions include:

-kash patel vomiting on camera
-jd vance disappears and is never seen again
-48 hr military junta that ends with pete hegseth drunk driving a hummer into a river
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 7h
if the "trump is dead" viral weekend taught us anything its that he's going to be gone for an entire week before they announce anything
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Reuters @reuters.com · 18h
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu
Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says
Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 7h
yeah but imagine if she said ONI-CHAAAAAN and I was actually the protagonist and this woman wanted to fuck me

then it would be 1.6M+1
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 7h
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 18h
*googles shamisen jiggle physics*
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 18h
excuse me video games you are leaving money on the table if I, a man of culture, cannot play this game while breasting boobily
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 22h
imagine a health spa with a fajita sauna
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 22h
every moment this man spends enjoying a plateful of sizzlin hot fajitas is a moment not spent impregnating his wife with more white babies

with a burrito or crunch wrap, you can multitask
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 1d
yo dawg who up clutching they chrome skulls
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 1d
there's daddy issues and then there's whatever the fuck this is
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 1d
Dannyyyy DeVitoooooo is Dorgle 🎶
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 1d
and LeBron James is Gwangi
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 2d
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Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 2d
GRAAAAAH THROW BIG ROCK SINK BOAT *the sound of ratting chains*
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 2d
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur
A photo of Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., sits on the steps of the U.S. Capitol on Oct. 1, 2025, in Washington, overlaid with the headline, "Fetterman Is Sole Democrat to Vote Against Blocking Caribbean Drug Boat Attacks," and the DEK, "It was the first time members of Congress were put on record about whether they supported or opposed the president’s war in the Caribbean."