Janko Raven
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screw physique give me a man with a Blues Traveller Harmonica Bandolier™️
the guy from Blues Traveller with a zillion harmonicas on his person all on a bandolier
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*googles shamisen jiggle physics*
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excuse me video games you are leaving money on the table if I, a man of culture, cannot play this game while breasting boobily
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imagine a health spa with a fajita sauna
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every moment this man spends enjoying a plateful of sizzlin hot fajitas is a moment not spent impregnating his wife with more white babies

with a burrito or crunch wrap, you can multitask
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yo dawg who up clutching they chrome skulls
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there's daddy issues and then there's whatever the fuck this is
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Dannyyyy DeVitoooooo is Dorgle 🎶
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and LeBron James is Gwangi
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GRAAAAAH THROW BIG ROCK SINK BOAT *the sound of ratting chains*
theintercept.com
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur
A photo of Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., sits on the steps of the U.S. Capitol on Oct. 1, 2025, in Washington, overlaid with the headline, "Fetterman Is Sole Democrat to Vote Against Blocking Caribbean Drug Boat Attacks," and the DEK, "It was the first time members of Congress were put on record about whether they supported or opposed the president’s war in the Caribbean."
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meep meep here comes the mail! :3
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gunna be wild when everyone with a gun and body armor has their paycheck bounce on friday huh

where my third amendment sickos at
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hold on let me get to where I post from
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how can a man be this divorced and still somehow married
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unlike many people in North Korea, he eats everyday
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are these the same guys who tried to imply the gorilla in the new Donkey Kong game had "pronouns" because her hair was purple
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I'm convinced he's got blackmail on a couple of powerful folks in the industry.

the only movie he was ever "good" in was the Blade Runner sequel because it involved him murdering a naked lady-clone that was born from a giant ziplock bag without remorse. bro was a very convincing lady murderer.
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did we ever figure out what his other boy concubines thought about this comment or
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wild to think every ICE agent still driving in circles to scoop people is now doing it just for the love of the game and that none of their old employers will want them back
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miller, while pissing his pants and screaming: I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THE LOLLYPOP GUILD
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I hope the zoomer who was at the helm of the steakums account is using his craft for good somewhere far, far from here