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Jaydii 1/1

@jardtoons.bsky.social

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🔞 NO MINORS 🔞 33 Gay Ace They/Them Enby Plural I am the Jaydii Dingo half of JARD Toons. We love everything about cartoons, even the weird kink stuff, so we're making some to share! https://www.patreon.com/JARDToons

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

Y'know what

Maybe self-expression isn't about peace
Maybe it isn't about friends
Maybe this shit ain't about ease
This shit ain't about trends

What if all of this shit could just fucking end?
What if you could die while out here playing pretend?
Would you choose to cry instead?
Or hope life bends?

Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 17h

Happy birthday!

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Reed? 🔞 @asleepraccoon.bsky.social · 2d

TW: Flattening
Racoons...

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

Ay-yo! All these suckas out tellin' ya ta DM them?

Ay-no, I'll tell ya, you'll regret it if ya ever befriend them!

Yanno all them suckas are fake madafukkas pretendin'!

They wanna get close while you're chokin' on your own hopes' ending!

Author: [[Kincorax]]
Emotion: [[Loneliness & Socializing]]

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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local feral rug peddler @thylacinedreamz.bsky.social · 3d

Hey so.. I really am not sure what to say exactly.

It's kind of just been hitting me how badly I've been doing for a really long time. I've been pouring from an empty cup. I am staying in my home state to finish up my work but will be moving cross country in future.

I could really use your help.

I really need help :[

Ripley (local feral rug peddler 🧶) published a post on Ko-fi

ko-fi.com

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

No.

Death by words and spears.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 2d

Me: "Hey guys, here's my boundaries."

Dimmer: STOMP STIMP STMAP CRUSH SMASH!!!

"Oh...I'm sorry....I just really felt the emotional need to MANGLE YOUR BOUNDARIES....I'm sorry....But please look at what I've done in order to smash them. Do you like it???"

"...Please don't block me??"

Die, lol

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ko-fi for dono drive in bio @squishyboye.bsky.social · 3d

sketch commissions!!

its a bit of an emergency, I've got an overdraft I need covered so I'm opening for 35$ flat colour illustrations! (similar to pictures below) and i can complete them in 3-5 days~

single character, can be a toony squish or otherwise! dm if interested!!

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 3d

Ever wonder if small animals see cars and vehicles as Giant Insects? Do they live in Blue Gender?

Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 3d

Any clowns out here enter a server like this?

Then you LEAVE 'cause you're MAD
and you're SAD
and you're so dang friggin' BAD
At handling the emotions that you HAVE
so you just LEAVE
'cause you don't BELIEVE in yourself
you're just deceivin' yourself
thinking deserve more
But won't work for it!

Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 3d

They all should cheer
Once I draw near
Into the server
GUYS, I'M HERE!

Silence on my nerves or
Worse a quiet single tear
I know I deserve more
Annoyed, I pass my shifty leer

Then I look at the past
'N start to ask
WHY IT ISN'T FAIR
I'm one of the best, more than the rest
WHY DO THEY NOT CARE?
lol

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Jeff Parrott @artofjeffp.bsky.social · 3d

Some good stylized painting explanations by Dexter Isaac. Applies to #gameart creation as well as concept art

www.threads.com/@dexarts_01

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 23d

Belzflee and @cyrussmolbirb.bsky.social done jinxed their last high.

#DandyToons

A small white bird, Cyrus, is flattened palms and soles up, against Belzflee Boofalee's chest! Flat and compressed! They're both dizzied.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 4d

Nice!💜

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Texas Furry Fiesta - Star Peets @furryfiesta.org · 4d

🚨Attention passengers!🚨
It's time to secure your quarters--#TFF2026 hotel room block is now OPEN!! 🚀
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Hotel Information: www.furryfiesta.org/attend/hotel/
Booking: bit.ly/4mQok4O

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Stupid Stoat @apptextures.bsky.social · 4d

Pouch tries and fails to use an air tank. Even neanderthal cats get curious! For @mizuriba.bsky.social

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · 5d

I'm into rappin'
Ay, no cappin'
And I like to make folks flatten!

As nice sheets? On them I'm nappin'
As a treat I send them flapping
Down the laundry chute
And they're like: "SHOOT!
How could this even happen?!"
BOOM!💥
They're squeezin' through a wringer, too!
I love my Toony Trapping!

#JARDToons

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Xhhy @xhhy17.bsky.social · 5d

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Abcfoolery🔞 @handle.invalid · 5d

Commission for anonymous 🛹

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · May 31

The "Quad C" in the #MushsageParlour is where these toon towels were meant to be sent if they were sized properly...

#FurryArt #Flattening

Calescent Cubby-hole of Coiled Clients

Two masseurs, an arctic fox and white rat hold two flattened and rolled up toons in their arms, and a towel.

"Enjoy the Quad C Fellas!...And Lady~" Ethan the fox says whilst holding Cassie who happily replies, "Bring on the steam!"
"Right on!" Ethan answers.
The rat, Nebz adds, "We'll yank ya'll out in uh...two hours? That cool?"
"Mhmmp!" Neil responds, before being cast to the shadow realm and replaced with Frosti.

Panel 2:
The three coiled toons sit in the cubby holes, their rolled flat edges facing the audience.
"Mrmm~" Niel purrs.
"This sucks!" Pockets whines, because he doesn't have Pouch yet.

Panel 3:
Neil is being worn by buff dark furred panther as a towel, his face wrapped over his rump. Cassie and Neil are fully formed flat figures walking together, arm on Neil's shoulder and hand curled before her chest. Cassie looks to Neil with worry and Neil smirks non-chalant, hand on his hip as he saunters.

"Neil, where did Pockets go?"
"Ehh, he left early! Don't sweat it, Cassie." He replies.

"....Guys?! HELP!" Pockets whimpers from the background, unheard and doomed to never see Neil ever again after this event. Neil probably melted in a cubbyhole or ended up a perma towel.

"Huh, guess he really didn't like the spa!" Cassie whimpers.
"Riiight? Oh well!" Neil laughs, happily walking off stage to make way for new toons.

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Jaydii 1/1 @jardtoons.bsky.social · May 31

"AAAAAAA!!!!"

#furryart

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🍰 Axel 🔞 @axelwithfourls.bsky.social · 6d

(Apologies for the re-post, I forgot to add the Hashtag lol)

We're back! I still have some catching up to do, but this is at least a start

#squishtober25

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Tonzono @tonzono.bsky.social · 5d

How exciting it is to do your monthly toon properties check!

Amazing YCH animation made by @jineko.bsky.social !
Tonz model by me

#flattening #toon

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Gilbert #NewDeal4Animation @discord12395.bsky.social · 10d

This is a warning to every artists and clients using PayPal: Leave the note blank or send invoices. Apparently even saying "commission" makes them trigger happy. #SaveSpeech #StopPaypros

And continue the pressure by calling PayPal. Helpful link here: anti-censorship-campaign.carrd.co#phonescript

@Inker_comics: I JUST GOT FUCKED UP REAL BAD [shared a screenshot of his suspension from PayPal]

@MrQuessos: [quote tweeting @Inker_comics] If you are going to pay an artist via PayPal, please DO NOT include ANYTHING related to commission or nsfw in the payment description. Whether out of ignorance or innocence, you could screw up someone's job.

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