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jared
@jaredrandrews.bsky.social
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Will I actually post here? Time will tell.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 6d
Lucky ass fuck
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · 6d
I fear I may be too optimistic, but many are saying the blazers are going to win the championship
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · Jul 15
The following teams MUST change their names: The Trail Blazers (colonialism), The Timbers (ecological devastation), The OSU Beavers (same), The UO Ducks (Disney) The Thorns (Bret Michaels), The PSU Vikings (pillaging etc),The UP Pilots (9/11), The Pickles (alcoholism), The Hillsboro Hops (same.)
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 22
Last year’s game produced one of my favorite videos of myself and @tshegg.bsky.social
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 18
I really want to believe that Joe Cronin has seen these photoshops
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 18
You are so right
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 18
I think this is my greatest creation
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 18
I can make one
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 12
Went too hard at the Mississippi street fair and immediately spilled my Pink Pony Club on my shirt at karaoke
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 12
I want to bully this nerd so bad
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 12
WE ALMOST HAD A DOUBLE DUNK GAWWW
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 12
Teammate grade ⬆️
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 12
Big ol wall
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 12
Warriors summer league team is CHEEKS
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 5
With arms wide open
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jul 4
I’ve had my ketchup mayo lettuce sandwich today, how about the rest of Rip City?
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Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers.bsky.social · Jul 4
Happy 4th of July 🎆
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Tyler @tshegg.bsky.social · Jul 4
Jared getting two separate compliments on his Creed shirt in the first half of today was not on my Independence Day bingo card
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 24
Help? I don’t understand the issue.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 20
Don’t you know how many lives are ruined by bears and successful public service campaigns
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 20
der are frauding out rn
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 8
I miss Woodstock’s so much
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 7
It’s irresponsible at some point. I’ll find that point sooner or later.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 7
Lips of an Angel my friend.
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 7
I, too, enjoy threatening the people I love most with my presence
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jared @jaredrandrews.bsky.social · Jun 7
They really shouldn’t let me specifically buy more tickets at a beer festival
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