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Spurs
Minnesota United
Minnesota Aurora

🏒
Tampa Bay Lightning
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Minnesota Frost as soon as they fire that loser coach
Lots of teams I casually follow depending on players/prospects

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Minnesota Vikings
NoDak F'ing Hawks
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Spurs
National teams: England + USA
Casual fan of: DC United, Washington Spirit, Maryland Bobcats

⚾️🏒etc.: Any other DC or Maryland team once they’re in the playoffs

🏈: Cincinatti Bengals or Michigan when I’m around my brother or father in law, respectively
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PL & WSL: Tottenham
Men’s & Women’s Bundesliga: BVB
USL-C: What is this league?? Lol
NWSL: Gotham 🗽
National teams: England, Mauritius & Slovakia

NBA: Spurs

Casual supporter of:
Serie A: Juve
USL-S: ???
USL-1: ???
L1: Orient
Cuomo can still win if Mike Pence has the courage!
Made this 2 years ago. Still relevant.
Just saw the VDV goal at work holy shit
Enjoy hell you evil piece of shit 🎉
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
I'm not someone that particularly enjoys cooking but this is so easy I make it all the time. Usually end up eating leftovers for 2-3 days with no complaints.
One Pot Spaghetti:

In a large pot boil:
1# cooked ground beef
4cups chicken broth
28oz can crushed tomatoes
1/2 cup heavy cream
2tsp each oregano/basil
1tsp sugar
Salt/pepper
Red pepper flakes (I use a lot)

Add 16oz of spaghetti, cover, simmer/stir for 10-12 minutes. Add parsley. Serves 6-8.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
We were just giving the rest of the league a head start to make it fair ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
FINAL: Tampa Bay 4, Utah 2

The #GoBolts extend their win streak to five games.

Jake Guentzel 1 G, 1A
Brandon Hagel 4-game goal streak
Jonas Johansson 26 saves, .926 SV%
Brutal sports day for me ffs
FCS #10 goes down! South Dakota wins!
Prime Poch era results like this would ruin my mood for a week. Now I just don't care. Just biding time until the whistle blows and I can switch to hockey.
Can't watch most matches due to work/streaming service nonsense, and the ones I can watch I'd rather just read/scroll/do literally anything else. Just complete apathy at this point. Same feeling I had under Jose/Conte/Nuno/most of last season
First half was dogshit but I did finish one of the books I'm reading which officially puts me at 30 books read for the year coys
Well that's not ideal defending
So that's beefball out for the next 3 years at least
Just got roasted by a roughly 7 year old for being old coys
No punishment too severe for the truck drivers currently flying through residential neighborhoods on Halloween night
Saw a couple flakes in Willmar this morning. Almost just went into hibernation on the spot.
We live right in the middle of a small town too so it's crazy seeing it happen
My biggest boomer complaint/annoyance is parents that drive their kids from house to house tonight. When I was their age I had to walk everywhere in my Tinky Winky costume if I wanted candy and that was that.
News is talking about the '91 Halloween blizzard. Everyone drink.
Unboxing one last halloween decoration:
Bringing in foreign racists to take jobs from the hardworking American racists