Jared
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Jared
@jaredthfc.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Just finished book 42 for the year and I don't see myself getting through another before the New Year so time for a short thread on what I read this year
BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO BART FARGO
Sweden curling on fire right now
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Sweden curling on fire right now
Vikings taking the L when we aren't even playing lmao ffs
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Vikings taking the L when we aren't even playing lmao ffs
So when does the wokeness start
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
So when does the wokeness start
Haven't watched much this season so can anyone tell me if Johnny Unitas is still playing?
a cartoon of a football player with the number 10 on his shirt
Alt: a haircut you can set your watch to
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Haven't watched much this season so can anyone tell me if Johnny Unitas is still playing?
Rejected Pokemon evolution line:
Thomas Bjørn
Michael Thorbjornsen
Thorbjørn Olesen
Thomas Bjørn
Michael Thorbjornsen
Thorbjørn Olesen
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Rejected Pokemon evolution line:
Thomas Bjørn
Michael Thorbjornsen
Thorbjørn Olesen
Thomas Bjørn
Michael Thorbjornsen
Thorbjørn Olesen
F'ING HAWKS ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST NORTH DAKOTA TEAM IN THE FCS WOOOOOOOOO
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
F'ING HAWKS ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST NORTH DAKOTA TEAM IN THE FCS WOOOOOOOOO
Reposted by Jared
Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
I'd go into the prone position for shooting and just never get up
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I'd go into the prone position for shooting and just never get up
Getting exhausted just watching the biathlon
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Getting exhausted just watching the biathlon
Audiobooks aren't my thing bc of my hearing problems but I heard multiple people say this one was really good. Movie trailer made me so mad. Just go ahead and spoil the entire thing why not??? The Martian also by Weir was another where the book was miles better imo
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Audiobooks aren't my thing bc of my hearing problems but I heard multiple people say this one was really good. Movie trailer made me so mad. Just go ahead and spoil the entire thing why not??? The Martian also by Weir was another where the book was miles better imo
Officially reached the level of book nerd where I didn't particularly like a Best Picture nominated movie because the book it was based on was so SO much better
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Officially reached the level of book nerd where I didn't particularly like a Best Picture nominated movie because the book it was based on was so SO much better
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Forgot we played today so didn't set an alarm and when I did wake up I decided that curling/reading was a better option than Frankball coys
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Forgot we played today so didn't set an alarm and when I did wake up I decided that curling/reading was a better option than Frankball coys
Quite the range here lol #LetterboxdFriday
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Quite the range here lol #LetterboxdFriday
Cancel the Olympics bc they're going to ruin our hot streak. 19-1-1 in our last 21 going into the break. ⚡⚡⚡
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Cancel the Olympics bc they're going to ruin our hot streak. 19-1-1 in our last 21 going into the break. ⚡⚡⚡
Tkachuk is the most fake tough guy in league history. Can't do shit unless he's throwing a blind side hit or the ref is holding his opponent back
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Tkachuk is the most fake tough guy in league history. Can't do shit unless he's throwing a blind side hit or the ref is holding his opponent back
Recovery plan after a long day: cat + book + hockey
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Recovery plan after a long day: cat + book + hockey
Ah the waiting game sucks let's play hungry hungry hippos
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a game controller with the words now we play the waiting game below him
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a game controller with the words now we play the waiting game below him
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Ah the waiting game sucks let's play hungry hungry hippos
Job interview this morning so everyone feel free to cross your fingers, toes, and eyes for me coys
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Job interview this morning so everyone feel free to cross your fingers, toes, and eyes for me coys
Reposted by Jared
3,000 – 700 = still too many
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA
Trump 'border czar' Tom Homan says 700 immigration officers will be withdrawn from Minnesota immediately.
Roughly 3,000 officers are currently deployed in the state.
Roughly 3,000 officers are currently deployed in the state.
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
3,000 – 700 = still too many
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA
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Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
They just blindly shot through the fucking door.
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."
"Photographic evidence from the shooting scene of a Venezuelan man by federal agents last month in Minneapolis supports the account of witnesses there – and appears to undercut the narrative provided by federal officials." www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.
And they almost shot some kids in the process.
