Jared
@jaredthfc.bsky.social
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Jared
@jaredthfc.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Quote post with your favorite teams:
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Spurs
National teams: England + USA
Casual fan of: DC United, Washington Spirit, Maryland Bobcats
⚾️🏒etc.: Any other DC or Maryland team once they’re in the playoffs
🏈: Cincinatti Bengals or Michigan when I’m around my brother or father in law, respectively
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Spurs
National teams: England + USA
Casual fan of: DC United, Washington Spirit, Maryland Bobcats
⚾️🏒etc.: Any other DC or Maryland team once they’re in the playoffs
🏈: Cincinatti Bengals or Michigan when I’m around my brother or father in law, respectively
Quote post with your favorite teams:
PL & WSL: Tottenham
Men’s & Women’s Bundesliga: BVB
USL-C: What is this league?? Lol
NWSL: Gotham 🗽
National teams: England, Mauritius & Slovakia
NBA: Spurs
Casual supporter of:
Serie A: Juve
USL-S: ???
USL-1: ???
L1: Orient
PL & WSL: Tottenham
Men’s & Women’s Bundesliga: BVB
USL-C: What is this league?? Lol
NWSL: Gotham 🗽
National teams: England, Mauritius & Slovakia
NBA: Spurs
Casual supporter of:
Serie A: Juve
USL-S: ???
USL-1: ???
L1: Orient
Quote post with your favorite teams:
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Spurs
Minnesota United
Minnesota Aurora
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Tampa Bay Lightning
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Minnesota Frost as soon as they fire that loser coach
Lots of teams I casually follow depending on players/prospects
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Minnesota Vikings
NoDak F'ing Hawks
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Spurs
Minnesota United
Minnesota Aurora
🏒
Tampa Bay Lightning
NoDak F'ing Hawks
Minnesota Frost as soon as they fire that loser coach
Lots of teams I casually follow depending on players/prospects
🏈
Minnesota Vikings
NoDak F'ing Hawks
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Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
Very cool how it's basically just raining clumps of slush outside. Can confirm that the roads are an absolute shitshow
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Very cool how it's basically just raining clumps of slush outside. Can confirm that the roads are an absolute shitshow
Bro just got a degree in calligraphy from Oklahoma
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Bro just got a degree in calligraphy from Oklahoma
Abolish ICE
Perfectly timed for the winter weather blowing in on Tuesday, the Minnesota Department of Transportation kicked off its annual Name a Snowplow contest. It’s the agency’s sixth annual contest to name the beloved road-maintenance machines.
Name a Snowplow: MnDOT asks for name ideas for sixth annual contest
Perfectly timed for the winter weather blowing in on Tuesday, the Minnesota Department of Transportation kicked off its annual Name a Snowplow contest.
www.mprnews.org
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Abolish ICE
Watching all the schools in the area release early while I'm stuck at work
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Watching all the schools in the area release early while I'm stuck at work
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If you live in Minnesota you should be forced to take your driving test in the winter. Would hopefully cut down significantly on the stupidity filling the roads.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you live in Minnesota you should be forced to take your driving test in the winter. Would hopefully cut down significantly on the stupidity filling the roads.
Club using AI bullshit for the preseason tour announcement 👎
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Club using AI bullshit for the preseason tour announcement 👎
I know it's not Friday but I'm dying at my last 4 watched on Letterboxd. There is 1 imposter among us.
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I know it's not Friday but I'm dying at my last 4 watched on Letterboxd. There is 1 imposter among us.
Just get rid of the playoff and do a season-long college football FA Cup imo
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just get rid of the playoff and do a season-long college football FA Cup imo
Hope this big present under the tree is mine!!!
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hope this big present under the tree is mine!!!
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
Bottling the league starting early I see
Full time
Aston Villa 2-1 Arsenal
Aston Villa 2-1 Arsenal
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Bottling the league starting early I see
My Saturday at the library today so you can go ahead and pencil us in for some Puskas level nonsense coys
Why are we only scoring bangers when I'm working ffs. Richarlison, VDV, Romero today. Might need to pick up more hours if this keeps happening
December 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My Saturday at the library today so you can go ahead and pencil us in for some Puskas level nonsense coys
Children's section of the library was "getting home and checking the price of a vasectomy" levels of noisy today
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Children's section of the library was "getting home and checking the price of a vasectomy" levels of noisy today
Berlin Olympics vibes
Update on this story from a month ago.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Berlin Olympics vibes
Nothing like an inch of snow before work to make me hate 95% of humanity. LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE A SENSIBLE HUMAN BEING YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Nothing like an inch of snow before work to make me hate 95% of humanity. LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE A SENSIBLE HUMAN BEING YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES.
NHL refs don't be bozos challenge. Difficulty: impossible
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
NHL refs don't be bozos challenge. Difficulty: impossible
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Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
Sorry boss can't make it in because I refuse to get out of bed
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sorry boss can't make it in because I refuse to get out of bed
Happy "silently judge everyone posting Morgan Wallen on their Spotify wrapped" day to all who celebrate!
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy "silently judge everyone posting Morgan Wallen on their Spotify wrapped" day to all who celebrate!
Vegas truly is an disgusting franchise from top to bottom
Mostly big cheers for Carter Hart as he's announced as a starter in his Vegas debut.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Vegas truly is an disgusting franchise from top to bottom
The danger (benefit?) of getting bored at work when you work at a library
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The danger (benefit?) of getting bored at work when you work at a library
Why are we only scoring bangers when I'm working ffs. Richarlison, VDV, Romero today. Might need to pick up more hours if this keeps happening
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Why are we only scoring bangers when I'm working ffs. Richarlison, VDV, Romero today. Might need to pick up more hours if this keeps happening