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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 5h

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 5h

Every year I tell myself I'm going to do the same with Futurama (with Morbotron, it'd be very easy), but then I forget, haha.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 5h

The Office? Going to that well again? 🤪

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Scott Powers @scottpowers.bsky.social · 5h

Blashill didn't have an update on Dickinson, hoped to know more tomorrow.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 6h

Skattebo. The extra O was for BYOB.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 6h

Is Cam Skatteboo Toilet a thing yet?

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 6h

Korpisal-whoa.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 6h

My daughter, briefly noticing the Hawks-Bruins game on TV: "They're fighting."

My wife and I, immediately, in unison, in full Mugatu voice: "They're breakdance fighting."

#meanttobe

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 7h

Incorrect!

Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 7h

That was a unique circumstance, but yes.

Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 7h

Willie Mays being a Met didn't stain his career. Neither did Bobby Orr being a Blackhawk, or Mike Modano being a Red Wing, or Joe Montana being a Chief.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 7h

I said this on The Athletic Hockey Show this week, but we're too precious about the one-jersey thing. Jonathan Toews is back in the league. That's awesome. If Sidney Crosby gets traded and we get to see him in the playoffs again, that'll be awesome, too.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 8h

Huge ovation for Jonathan Toews in Winnipeg as he's introduced in the best home jersey in the NHL.

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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 8h

Connor Bedard gets his first of the season off an absolute ROCKET! 🚀 #NHLFaceOff

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 8h

"Not only does TrumpSeal's powerful adhesive keep this airboat together, but it creates a strong, watertight seal, so the inside is completely dry!"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 9h

I've already seen the same dentist commercial 746 times.

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Scott Powers @scottpowers.bsky.social · 9h

Appears Blackhawks are going seven defensemen with Crevier in the lineup. Lafferty and Reichel are listed as scratches.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 9h

Alas, not anymore. It's been a while.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 9h

Follow @wpgmurat.bsky.social for your Jonathan Toews updates. I'll be watching that game alongside the Blackhawks' game, for sure. (Plus, the Giants game. Plus, the Cubs game. Plus, I guess, my kids or whatever.)

NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 9h

Look who's here! ✈️ #NHLFaceOff

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 9h

The Blackhawks' comically expensive direct-to-consumer app and the only way to watch them without cable.

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 9h

Me finally caving and buying a subscription to CHSN:

a man holding a glass of wine with the words oh my god behind him

Alt: a man holding a glass of wine with the words oh my god behind him

media.tenor.com

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 13h

Alex Vlasic, all of 24 years old, is a wily veteran compared with some of his Blackhawks teammates. That's put him in a position of leadership that he's eager to embrace. @scottpowers.bsky.social has the story from Boston:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...

Alex Vlasic ready to continue his evolution on and off the ice for Blackhawks

No longer a youngster but not part of the team’s older cohort, Vlasic hopes his contributions continue to grow

www.nytimes.com

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 14h

Shameful and unconscionable. History is going to look back on us and it won't be kind. Nor should it be.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17h

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 14h

Jonathan Toews told reporters in Winnipeg this morning that he's heard from a slew of former Blackhawks teammates ahead of his Jets debut tonight: Seabrook, Keith, Sharp, Kane, Hossa, Crawford, Shaw, Versteeg, even Marc-André Fleury.

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Murat Ates @wpgmurat.bsky.social · 16h

Jonathan Toews is IN tonight.

Toews says the emotions haven't quite hit him yet but it's still going to be a special night in his hometown — with mom and dad in the stands.

And also: "I'm at the point where I want to stop talking about it. I just want to go play hockey."

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