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jackson henry

@jasonemry.bsky.social

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my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · Jun 11

*taps sign*

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1h

soros funded inflatables

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2h

*presents evidence*

mockler: ugh cringe

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2h

trump: I HATE MY ENEMIES AND I HOPE THEY DIE

biden's prostate: YESSIR

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 6h

the sheer supremacy of it all

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 7h

vanilla isis on the other hand...

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 13h

and their mission is to disrupt as many working people in America

useless loser psychopaths completely shredding the United States

"white supremacy"

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 13h

what’s more, the people responsible for exacerbating extreme weather are in charge and speeding us off a climatological cliff

for profit. but not like land or cattle. just ones and zeroes in an imaginary dimension.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 13h

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 15h

"bro we've been trying to strip Americans of their healthcare for a decade lol guess we can't even do wrong right"

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 16h

fucking toddlers

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

life: have offspring better than you

capitalism: marshmallow fail spawn ftw

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

grown men aggressively approaching girls with harm in their body laungaue

wtaf is anyone suppose to do in that situation

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

as for the swaths of white supremacists who wander into and are welcomed at maga rallies…

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

so “highly organized” = “has eyes and internet access”

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

a synonym of “democrat” is “American” and it helps to have a commander who respects that

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

it’s the antifa answer to faceless ghouls

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

I think the antichrist probably gets at least a special key to use heaven’s ice machine and laundry

he’s a major character afterall

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

*army of advancing canadian umbrellas, terminator theme/spoonful of sugar mashup*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

more like peemaker *high fives self*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

us gov: *does tyranny*
everyone who ever vowed to oppose tyranny: MMMM OMG POUR IT ONTO MY BALLS MMMMMMM

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

bro you are the most illegal administration in all of history

"litigate" wtf

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

oh my god they are the most self righteous whiners in the history of planets

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

everything is always done in such a stupid way that defies imagination

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

biden is collapsing into his prostate while trump’s cankles go super saiyan

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

what do maga and AI have in common?

absolutely no morals