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jackson henry

@jasonemry.bsky.social

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my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · Jun 11

*taps sign*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 4h

and their mission is to disrupt as many working people in America

useless loser psychopaths completely shredding the United States

"white supremacy"

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 5h

what’s more, the people responsible for exacerbating extreme weather are in charge and speeding us off a climatological cliff

for profit. but not like land or cattle. just ones and zeroes in an imaginary dimension.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 5h

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 6h

"bro we've been trying to strip Americans of their healthcare for a decade lol guess we can't even do wrong right"

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 7h

fucking toddlers

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 20h

life: have offspring better than you

capitalism: marshmallow fail spawn ftw

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 21h

grown men aggressively approaching girls with harm in their body laungaue

wtaf is anyone suppose to do in that situation

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 21h

as for the swaths of white supremacists who wander into and are welcomed at maga rallies…

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 21h

so “highly organized” = “has eyes and internet access”

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 21h

a synonym of “democrat” is “American” and it helps to have a commander who respects that

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 21h

it’s the antifa answer to faceless ghouls

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 21h

I think the antichrist probably gets at least a special key to use heaven’s ice machine and laundry

he’s a major character afterall

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 22h

*army of advancing canadian umbrellas, terminator theme/spoonful of sugar mashup*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

more like peemaker *high fives self*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

us gov: *does tyranny*
everyone who ever vowed to oppose tyranny: MMMM OMG POUR IT ONTO MY BALLS MMMMMMM

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

bro you are the most illegal administration in all of history

"litigate" wtf

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

oh my god they are the most self righteous whiners in the history of planets

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

everything is always done in such a stupid way that defies imagination

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

biden is collapsing into his prostate while trump’s cankles go super saiyan

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

what do maga and AI have in common?

absolutely no morals

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

child kings ftw

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

Make [they gave me money] Great Again

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

and this guy wants a nobel

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

but if there's a Nobel Gaping Asshole Prize then trump is top of the list

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

tbf his insane admin is feeding him only AI slop and search results for “city that’s on fire gay”