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jackson henry
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my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
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< Papa? Why do we eat trash and suck moisture from turds in a communist dictatorship?

> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
a batman where he and the penguin bond over being orphans while watching stranger things

most of the show is stranger things
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
at best libertarians equivocated fascism and socialism

imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all

you are a child who needs fish explained to you
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
1yr into trump 2 and we’re already doing segregated halftime shows. cool golden age, bro.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
an app that just adds skipping to your phone’s audio playback
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I'm doing my own ultra-lib superbowl and the halftime show will just be everyone resting from gay sex
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
bought an angle grinder for scratching my shins and calves yeah that's the spot
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
if you think greenland is big on a flattened map, you should see my dick tattoo
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
not to sound gay but I do want hotdogs inside me
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
hears a ❤️ for all the people who ❤️ grammar corrections
February 7, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Reposted by jackson henry
“The f*ck are we doing?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
"Hitler just wants to make Germany great again. You guys have Hitler Derangement Syndrome."
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the economy collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the coming collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
super awkkies time to mention they never believed in god they just wanted you to so they could take his place
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
it starts out with a little hitler ride preview and then you feel the bumps start to kick in
by my reckoning we were all hitlers in a past life and now we are in hitler hell as punishment

makes the most sense
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
like even the answer they WANT you to give is insanely objectifying and sexist and they're too numb to sense it
what is a woman: TITS AND A VAGINA

what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD

bro, wtaf
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
what is a woman: TITS AND A VAGINA

what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD

bro, wtaf
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
website: *suggests nail clippers based on when you last clipped your nails*

also website: R U A ROBOT LOL CLICK ON THE PUPPIES
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 AM
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Reposted by jackson henry
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
john hamm is the pam anderson of men

dial it back, dude
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
more talk about how the party that used to be super anti-drug is now helmed by teenage mutant ninja edgelords battling krokodil
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
rfk jr's brain is controlled by worms what's everyone else's excuse?

oh, also worms?

ok
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM