jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
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< Papa? Why do we eat trash and suck moisture from turds in a communist dictatorship?
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
< Papa? Why do we eat trash and suck moisture from turds in a communist dictatorship?
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
a batman where he and the penguin bond over being orphans while watching stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
a batman where he and the penguin bond over being orphans while watching stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
at best libertarians equivocated fascism and socialism
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
at best libertarians equivocated fascism and socialism
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
1yr into trump 2 and we’re already doing segregated halftime shows. cool golden age, bro.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
1yr into trump 2 and we’re already doing segregated halftime shows. cool golden age, bro.
an app that just adds skipping to your phone’s audio playback
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
an app that just adds skipping to your phone’s audio playback
I'm doing my own ultra-lib superbowl and the halftime show will just be everyone resting from gay sex
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I'm doing my own ultra-lib superbowl and the halftime show will just be everyone resting from gay sex
bought an angle grinder for scratching my shins and calves yeah that's the spot
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
bought an angle grinder for scratching my shins and calves yeah that's the spot
if you think greenland is big on a flattened map, you should see my dick tattoo
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
if you think greenland is big on a flattened map, you should see my dick tattoo
not to sound gay but I do want hotdogs inside me
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
not to sound gay but I do want hotdogs inside me
hears a ❤️ for all the people who ❤️ grammar corrections
February 7, 2026 at 9:08 AM
hears a ❤️ for all the people who ❤️ grammar corrections
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“The f*ck are we doing?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“The f*ck are we doing?”
"Hitler just wants to make Germany great again. You guys have Hitler Derangement Syndrome."
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
"Hitler just wants to make Germany great again. You guys have Hitler Derangement Syndrome."
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the economy collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the economy collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the coming collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 AM
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the coming collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
super awkkies time to mention they never believed in god they just wanted you to so they could take his place
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
super awkkies time to mention they never believed in god they just wanted you to so they could take his place
it starts out with a little hitler ride preview and then you feel the bumps start to kick in
by my reckoning we were all hitlers in a past life and now we are in hitler hell as punishment
makes the most sense
makes the most sense
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
it starts out with a little hitler ride preview and then you feel the bumps start to kick in
like even the answer they WANT you to give is insanely objectifying and sexist and they're too numb to sense it
what is a woman: TITS AND A VAGINA
what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD
bro, wtaf
what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD
bro, wtaf
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
like even the answer they WANT you to give is insanely objectifying and sexist and they're too numb to sense it
what is a woman: TITS AND A VAGINA
what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD
bro, wtaf
what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD
bro, wtaf
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
what is a woman: TITS AND A VAGINA
what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD
bro, wtaf
what is a man: HAVING A JOB AND FATHERHOOD
bro, wtaf
website: *suggests nail clippers based on when you last clipped your nails*
also website: R U A ROBOT LOL CLICK ON THE PUPPIES
also website: R U A ROBOT LOL CLICK ON THE PUPPIES
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 AM
website: *suggests nail clippers based on when you last clipped your nails*
also website: R U A ROBOT LOL CLICK ON THE PUPPIES
also website: R U A ROBOT LOL CLICK ON THE PUPPIES
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
btw the answer to "What is a woman?" is "What is a Christian?"
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
February 5, 2026 at 6:28 AM
What is a man? Anyone with a penis? Dogs have penises. Hamsters have penises. Is a bag of dicks a man? It’s certainly a president.
Reposted by jackson henry
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
john hamm is the pam anderson of men
dial it back, dude
dial it back, dude
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
john hamm is the pam anderson of men
dial it back, dude
dial it back, dude
more talk about how the party that used to be super anti-drug is now helmed by teenage mutant ninja edgelords battling krokodil
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
more talk about how the party that used to be super anti-drug is now helmed by teenage mutant ninja edgelords battling krokodil
rfk jr's brain is controlled by worms what's everyone else's excuse?
oh, also worms?
ok
oh, also worms?
ok
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
rfk jr's brain is controlled by worms what's everyone else's excuse?
oh, also worms?
ok
oh, also worms?
ok