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jackson henry

@jasonemry.bsky.social

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my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · Jun 11

*taps sign*

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 4h

everything is always done in such a stupid way that defies imagination

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 4h

biden is collapsing into his prostate while trump’s cankles go super saiyan

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 10h

what do maga and AI have in common?

absolutely no morals

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 10h

child kings ftw

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 13h

Make [they gave me money] Great Again

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 13h

and this guy wants a nobel

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 13h

but if there's a Nobel Gaping Asshole Prize then trump is top of the list

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 15h

tbf his insane admin is feeding him only AI slop and search results for “city that’s on fire gay”

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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 1d

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Rush hour. Lincoln Square.
2 Border Patrol thugs tackled a WGN-TV producer to the pavement in front of horrified commuters, handcuffing her, face-down.

Debbie Brockman, a journalist with WGN since 2011, identified herself before being dragged into an unmarked silver van with New Jersey plates.

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

libertarians are dumber than maga at this point. at least maga admit they want a daddy.

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

these people are satanic ghouls from hell

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

“DON’T CALL US FASCISTS, YOU ANTIFA!”

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

dude has totally memory holed covid

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

social vampires don’t show up in mirrors so who can blame him for being self unaware

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

"You'd have diverse, representative courts, and women's healthcare..." *scary wiggly fingers*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

Sniffles is an American citizen, sir

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

"My son helps me not jack off too much."
-the speaker of the house

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

I sure hope he still has the time to monitor his son's porn intake, and vice-versa

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

THEY call THEIR ENEMIES antifa

it could not be spelled out more clearly but like 2/3rds of this country are socially illiterate, apparently

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

is raping and slaughtering children also unseemly or…?

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

“I POOPED THE MARKETS NOW I NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP ALL THE POOP THAT HAS MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED ON THE MARKETS.”

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

this is me just every time I shake hands

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

a secret handshake but it’s just slapping your hands around clumsily for ten seconds

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

he truly is an insane dipshit who has no conception of what's at stake

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

"The first rule of fight club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB... The second rule of fight club is-" *loud shushing sound from crowd*