jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
Pinned
"WHAT HAVE I DONE? THIS VEHICLE BARELY MOVES. AND, WHEN IT DOES, IT'S SO, SO DANGEROUS. CURSE THIS CREATION AND DAMN ME FOR CREATING IT!"
-henry ford, if he was a weird sissy like frankenstein
-henry ford, if he was a weird sissy like frankenstein
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"WHAT HAVE I DONE? THIS VEHICLE BARELY MOVES. AND, WHEN IT DOES, IT'S SO, SO DANGEROUS. CURSE THIS CREATION AND DAMN ME FOR CREATING IT!"
-henry ford, if he was a weird sissy like frankenstein
-henry ford, if he was a weird sissy like frankenstein
every time you scold mike johnson for an unserious action, he cums
mike johnson’s son hasn’t had to monitor his porn intake in years because mike made getting politically cucked his kink
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
every time you scold mike johnson for an unserious action, he cums
Hey guys I invented this new way to solve problems. I call it ‘war’. *one guy gets shot in the dick* Oh shit nevermind. That was way heinous.
-me, if I was in charge of inventing war
-me, if I was in charge of inventing war
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Hey guys I invented this new way to solve problems. I call it ‘war’. *one guy gets shot in the dick* Oh shit nevermind. That was way heinous.
-me, if I was in charge of inventing war
-me, if I was in charge of inventing war
so if biden had an autopen trump's is what a deceptiquill?
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
so if biden had an autopen trump's is what a deceptiquill?
maga has become too crazy even for marge green
wtaf
wtaf
a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat
ALT: a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
maga has become too crazy even for marge green
wtaf
wtaf
rfk jr looks like the thing figured out that it could do more damage stuffed into a suit and tie
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
rfk jr looks like the thing figured out that it could do more damage stuffed into a suit and tie
suddenly I’m convinced the vp has a kuato
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
suddenly I’m convinced the vp has a kuato
Reposted by jackson henry
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
< Do you want fries or salad?
> Holy cow, you're a piece of shit. I don't mind the question but you and that piece-of-shit question are both huge pieces of shit, how dare you.
< ...I'll just mark down fries.
> Holy cow, you're a piece of shit. I don't mind the question but you and that piece-of-shit question are both huge pieces of shit, how dare you.
< ...I'll just mark down fries.
Q: Why wait for Congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now?
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
TRUMP: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude. I think you're a terrible reporter. It's the way you ask these questions. You start off with a man who's highly respected asking him an insubordinate question
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
< Do you want fries or salad?
> Holy cow, you're a piece of shit. I don't mind the question but you and that piece-of-shit question are both huge pieces of shit, how dare you.
< ...I'll just mark down fries.
> Holy cow, you're a piece of shit. I don't mind the question but you and that piece-of-shit question are both huge pieces of shit, how dare you.
< ...I'll just mark down fries.
now that the epstein files exist again and are coming to light, we learn that trump is rubber, whereas America is glue
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
now that the epstein files exist again and are coming to light, we learn that trump is rubber, whereas America is glue
pickleball: something you shouldn't do that has become normalized
now replace "pickleball"" with "wanton pedophilia" and you get an idea of the psychology of enablement at work here
now replace "pickleball"" with "wanton pedophilia" and you get an idea of the psychology of enablement at work here
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
pickleball: something you shouldn't do that has become normalized
now replace "pickleball"" with "wanton pedophilia" and you get an idea of the psychology of enablement at work here
now replace "pickleball"" with "wanton pedophilia" and you get an idea of the psychology of enablement at work here
*smoking hot 22yo*
pedophiles and their enablers: Eh. Too worldly.
pedophiles and their enablers: Eh. Too worldly.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*smoking hot 22yo*
pedophiles and their enablers: Eh. Too worldly.
pedophiles and their enablers: Eh. Too worldly.
I envision a Nickelodeon-style masturbation experience, with big goofy buttons and slime zones. Really make hijacking your ham wagon innocent again.
just looked and there's no fapster dot com wtaf
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I envision a Nickelodeon-style masturbation experience, with big goofy buttons and slime zones. Really make hijacking your ham wagon innocent again.
just looked and there's no fapster dot com wtaf
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
just looked and there's no fapster dot com wtaf
republicans getting a lot of questions about their "pinky swear I don't protect pedophiles" shirts that they thought would be answered by the shirts
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
republicans getting a lot of questions about their "pinky swear I don't protect pedophiles" shirts that they thought would be answered by the shirts
maga gonna be like "ok he's a pedophile but that's what makes him so good at kidnapping people"
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
maga gonna be like "ok he's a pedophile but that's what makes him so good at kidnapping people"
Still a mystery to me why Sex Toy Story wasn’t a thing
Karen’s dildo is lost? Meets up with a scrappy butt plug? The villain is an STD-riddled fleshlight? Hellooooooooo?
Karen’s dildo is lost? Meets up with a scrappy butt plug? The villain is an STD-riddled fleshlight? Hellooooooooo?
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Still a mystery to me why Sex Toy Story wasn’t a thing
Karen’s dildo is lost? Meets up with a scrappy butt plug? The villain is an STD-riddled fleshlight? Hellooooooooo?
Karen’s dildo is lost? Meets up with a scrappy butt plug? The villain is an STD-riddled fleshlight? Hellooooooooo?
“maga” necessarily implies that America is not great
maga has always been an anti-American cult, even by their own self-definition
for example: labeling anyone who opposes them “antifa”
maga has always been an anti-American cult, even by their own self-definition
for example: labeling anyone who opposes them “antifa”
Ingraham: Does that mean the h-1b visa thing will not be a big priority for your administration?
Trump: You have to bring in talent
Ingraham: We have plenty of talent
Trump: No, you don’t
Ingraham: We don’t have talented people here?
Trump: You have to bring in talent
Ingraham: We have plenty of talent
Trump: No, you don’t
Ingraham: We don’t have talented people here?
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“maga” necessarily implies that America is not great
maga has always been an anti-American cult, even by their own self-definition
for example: labeling anyone who opposes them “antifa”
maga has always been an anti-American cult, even by their own self-definition
for example: labeling anyone who opposes them “antifa”
is it possible to have the salmon unslammed
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
is it possible to have the salmon unslammed
*line of dudes* oh shet
renaming my house "The Dept of Blowjobs" because reasons
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
*line of dudes* oh shet
renaming my house "The Dept of Blowjobs" because reasons
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
renaming my house "The Dept of Blowjobs" because reasons
this would be like if tesla made one cybertruck and then stopped when it exploded and killed 13 people
be like tesla. dream bigger, dudes.
be like tesla. dream bigger, dudes.
"GUYS I JUST FINISHED INVENTING THE LATEST THING OH MAN A STORM WE'D BETTER TEST IT RIGHT NOW WHEN WILL IT EVER STORM AGAIN ALSO THIS IS THE ONLY ONE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME REASON LET'S ALL PANIC AND COMMIT CRIMES."
-that new frankenstein movie
-that new frankenstein movie
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
this would be like if tesla made one cybertruck and then stopped when it exploded and killed 13 people
be like tesla. dream bigger, dudes.
be like tesla. dream bigger, dudes.
"GUYS I JUST FINISHED INVENTING THE LATEST THING OH MAN A STORM WE'D BETTER TEST IT RIGHT NOW WHEN WILL IT EVER STORM AGAIN ALSO THIS IS THE ONLY ONE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME REASON LET'S ALL PANIC AND COMMIT CRIMES."
-that new frankenstein movie
-that new frankenstein movie
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"GUYS I JUST FINISHED INVENTING THE LATEST THING OH MAN A STORM WE'D BETTER TEST IT RIGHT NOW WHEN WILL IT EVER STORM AGAIN ALSO THIS IS THE ONLY ONE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME REASON LET'S ALL PANIC AND COMMIT CRIMES."
-that new frankenstein movie
-that new frankenstein movie
"OMG I accidentally made a quarterback. Dang. Oh well, back to the drawing crucifix."
-guillermo del toro's doctor frankenstein
-guillermo del toro's doctor frankenstein
"Ok it's hideous... but I don't want to fuck it. Can we make it a cutie-pie?"
-guillermo del toro
-guillermo del toro
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"OMG I accidentally made a quarterback. Dang. Oh well, back to the drawing crucifix."
-guillermo del toro's doctor frankenstein
-guillermo del toro's doctor frankenstein
"Ok it's hideous... but I don't want to fuck it. Can we make it a cutie-pie?"
-guillermo del toro
-guillermo del toro
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Ok it's hideous... but I don't want to fuck it. Can we make it a cutie-pie?"
-guillermo del toro
-guillermo del toro