jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
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maga: WAR IS BADASS I LOVE VIOLENCE
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
maga: WAR IS BADASS I LOVE VIOLENCE
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
eLeCtIoN iNtErFeReNcE
or something
or something
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
eLeCtIoN iNtErFeReNcE
or something
or something
waiting for one single shred of evidence to back up their assertions
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
waiting for one single shred of evidence to back up their assertions
junk gently kissing the lower back of your best friend #relationshipgoals
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
junk gently kissing the lower back of your best friend #relationshipgoals
*uses gay as a pejorative*
*owns a rowing machine*
*owns a rowing machine*
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
*uses gay as a pejorative*
*owns a rowing machine*
*owns a rowing machine*
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
"Sorry I was late. Peruvian cave beetle porn."
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"Sorry I was late. Peruvian cave beetle porn."
dunning and kruger win this century
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
dunning and kruger win this century
deporting people en masse, installing AI data centers willy nilly, gutting healthcare, lying about everything
what could go wrong
what could go wrong
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
deporting people en masse, installing AI data centers willy nilly, gutting healthcare, lying about everything
what could go wrong
what could go wrong
COME HERE LEGALLY
ok now take a step back
and another
keep going
we'll say when
*starts firing at ground*
ok now take a step back
and another
keep going
we'll say when
*starts firing at ground*
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
COME HERE LEGALLY
ok now take a step back
and another
keep going
we'll say when
*starts firing at ground*
ok now take a step back
and another
keep going
we'll say when
*starts firing at ground*
I can't believe the people who live on top of each other have developed an open view that honors diversity whereas the people who refuse to leave their remote turd canyons fear those not covered in turds how could we ever have known
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I can't believe the people who live on top of each other have developed an open view that honors diversity whereas the people who refuse to leave their remote turd canyons fear those not covered in turds how could we ever have known
they're going to fire the laser again
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
they're going to fire the laser again
HEY DOGE WE FOUND A THING
February 13, 2026 at 7:28 AM
HEY DOGE WE FOUND A THING
even though I got burned hard earlier I'm gonna make this joke again IT WOULD BE NICE IF *SOMEONE* OUT THERE WAS TRAINED
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 AM
even though I got burned hard earlier I'm gonna make this joke again IT WOULD BE NICE IF *SOMEONE* OUT THERE WAS TRAINED
muffin topping hard up there
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
muffin topping hard up there
rfk jr's old dorm
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
rfk jr's old dorm
that jbl speaker will haunt my dreams tonight
a woman in a blue sweater is driving a car and talking on her cell phone
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is driving a car and talking on her cell phone
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
that jbl speaker will haunt my dreams tonight
he got nazi transition surgery or what I don't think they have that
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
he got nazi transition surgery or what I don't think they have that
it's like we strapped a flame thrower to a stray cat and every headline is now "Wow ok things are way more on fire for some reason"
NEW: Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons told Congress today that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked word of a raid, allowing gang members to clear out of apartments.
Those apartments were being cleared out weeks earlier.
Tonight, ICE deleted social media posts with the claim.
Those apartments were being cleared out weeks earlier.
Tonight, ICE deleted social media posts with the claim.
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
it's like we strapped a flame thrower to a stray cat and every headline is now "Wow ok things are way more on fire for some reason"
Laser Balloon 2: Oops All Berries Gang Bust
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Laser Balloon 2: Oops All Berries Gang Bust
alex trebek looks like fucking hell
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
alex trebek looks like fucking hell
MAKE AMERICA HERPES AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
MAKE AMERICA HERPES AGAIN
amazing that the "we must watch over god's creation" crowd is feeding the planet into a furnace
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
amazing that the "we must watch over god's creation" crowd is feeding the planet into a furnace
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! ๐ฅ๐ฅ FOR YOUR RIGHT! ...TO A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING WAGE!
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! ๐ฅ๐ฅ FOR YOUR RIGHT! ...TO A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING WAGE!