jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
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when it goes "quack quack pop" you got the skeet shoots
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 AM
when it goes "quack quack pop" you got the skeet shoots
*sewing town-sized loincloth*: Can't you just like, not manifest a gigantic blue dick?
Doctor Manhattan: Weird I didn't know pink mist could talk.
Doctor Manhattan: Weird I didn't know pink mist could talk.
February 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
*sewing town-sized loincloth*: Can't you just like, not manifest a gigantic blue dick?
Doctor Manhattan: Weird I didn't know pink mist could talk.
Doctor Manhattan: Weird I didn't know pink mist could talk.
what does black AI think about all this
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
what does black AI think about all this
turns out billy big mouth basses are advanced AI tracking devices but don't worry be happy
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
turns out billy big mouth basses are advanced AI tracking devices but don't worry be happy
ok I lost the thread here we go: Air Bud 15: Center-pede
A Series of Unfortunate Centipedes
you could pretty much just make it an iphone photo filter at this point
you could pretty much just make it an iphone photo filter at this point
February 17, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ok I lost the thread here we go: Air Bud 15: Center-pede
cruise right into "The Fast and The Centipede"
we'll start slow: The Teletubby Centipede
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
cruise right into "The Fast and The Centipede"
still would like to see the franchise branch out and centipede more things it feels weirdly unhealthy to only centipede ourselves
< OLYMPICS | PARALYMPICS >
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human centipede
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human centipede
February 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
still would like to see the franchise branch out and centipede more things it feels weirdly unhealthy to only centipede ourselves
< OLYMPICS | PARALYMPICS >
? ? ?
,o\=\o\=\o\=\~
human centipede
? ? ?
,o\=\o\=\o\=\~
human centipede
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
< OLYMPICS | PARALYMPICS >
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,o\=\o\=\o\=\~
human centipede
? ? ?
,o\=\o\=\o\=\~
human centipede
$20 "twenty dollars" 20$ "dollars twenty"
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February 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
$20 "twenty dollars" 20$ "dollars twenty"
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"We hold these Truths™️ to be self-evident, that white guys are just better, that they are not well endowed by their white creator, so they make themselves a burden on life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
February 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
"We hold these Truths™️ to be self-evident, that white guys are just better, that they are not well endowed by their white creator, so they make themselves a burden on life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
try praying in the other direction tonight I dunno just spitballing here
what is up with god's aim lately
February 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
try praying in the other direction tonight I dunno just spitballing here
"When an incel and the world hate each other very much..."
when do we tell AI it's adopted
February 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"When an incel and the world hate each other very much..."
when do we tell AI it's adopted
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
when do we tell AI it's adopted
*Iranian nuclear site slumped over on street corner, not breathing*
*donald trump, knuckles spattered with blood, robs pockets, urinates on nuclear site, shits self a little bit, stumbles away, farting*
*donald trump, knuckles spattered with blood, robs pockets, urinates on nuclear site, shits self a little bit, stumbles away, farting*
Trump Tower Iranian Nuclear Site
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
*Iranian nuclear site slumped over on street corner, not breathing*
*donald trump, knuckles spattered with blood, robs pockets, urinates on nuclear site, shits self a little bit, stumbles away, farting*
*donald trump, knuckles spattered with blood, robs pockets, urinates on nuclear site, shits self a little bit, stumbles away, farting*
while you idiots are busy arguing if air fryers are people or whatever I'm hiding snacks and sharpened sticks all over town you will all be my puppets soon
February 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
while you idiots are busy arguing if air fryers are people or whatever I'm hiding snacks and sharpened sticks all over town you will all be my puppets soon
*exasperated mark wahlberg voice* Yo man I thought we were friends, what’s up?
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
*exasperated mark wahlberg voice* Yo man I thought we were friends, what’s up?
this box’s reaction to being thrown out
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
this box’s reaction to being thrown out
is it a coincidence that all the worst, dumbest people want to rule the planet, or did dunning and kruger actually discover string theory
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
is it a coincidence that all the worst, dumbest people want to rule the planet, or did dunning and kruger actually discover string theory
covid was humans v viruses and maga sided with viruses
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
covid was humans v viruses and maga sided with viruses
feasibly THOUSANDS of flights arriving/departing epstein island and god doesn't drop ONE into the ocean?
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 AM
feasibly THOUSANDS of flights arriving/departing epstein island and god doesn't drop ONE into the ocean?
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
donald trump will reportedly sign an EO making it illegal for democrats to be right
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
donald trump will reportedly sign an EO making it illegal for democrats to be right
maga: WAR IS BADASS I LOVE VIOLENCE
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
maga: WAR IS BADASS I LOVE VIOLENCE
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
*uses gay as a pejorative*
*owns a rowing machine*
*owns a rowing machine*
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
*uses gay as a pejorative*
*owns a rowing machine*
*owns a rowing machine*
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
I can't believe the people who live on top of each other have developed an open view that honors diversity whereas the people who refuse to leave their remote turd canyons fear those not covered in turds how could we ever have known
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I can't believe the people who live on top of each other have developed an open view that honors diversity whereas the people who refuse to leave their remote turd canyons fear those not covered in turds how could we ever have known