jackson henry
@jasonemry.bsky.social
my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas
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is it a coincidence that all the worst, dumbest people want to rule the planet, or did dunning and kruger actually discover string theory
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
is it a coincidence that all the worst, dumbest people want to rule the planet, or did dunning and kruger actually discover string theory
covid was humans v viruses and maga sided with viruses
February 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
covid was humans v viruses and maga sided with viruses
feasibly THOUSANDS of flights arriving/departing epstein island and god doesn't drop ONE into the ocean?
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 AM
feasibly THOUSANDS of flights arriving/departing epstein island and god doesn't drop ONE into the ocean?
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
too busy wrapping teenagers around telephone poles and making bad bunny winner of the superbowl or whatever I guess
cool god story, bro
donald trump will reportedly sign an EO making it illegal for democrats to be right
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 AM
donald trump will reportedly sign an EO making it illegal for democrats to be right
maga: WAR IS BADASS I LOVE VIOLENCE
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
maga: WAR IS BADASS I LOVE VIOLENCE
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
also maga: THEY DANCED AT ME IN SPANISH AND I DIED
*uses gay as a pejorative*
*owns a rowing machine*
*owns a rowing machine*
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
*uses gay as a pejorative*
*owns a rowing machine*
*owns a rowing machine*
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
February 14, 2026 at 6:10 AM
"the grind" is the new god
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
maybe we should have just let them have their sky daddy this is so awkward
I can't believe the people who live on top of each other have developed an open view that honors diversity whereas the people who refuse to leave their remote turd canyons fear those not covered in turds how could we ever have known
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I can't believe the people who live on top of each other have developed an open view that honors diversity whereas the people who refuse to leave their remote turd canyons fear those not covered in turds how could we ever have known
it's like we strapped a flame thrower to a stray cat and every headline is now "Wow ok things are way more on fire for some reason"
NEW: Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons told Congress today that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked word of a raid, allowing gang members to clear out of apartments.
Those apartments were being cleared out weeks earlier.
Tonight, ICE deleted social media posts with the claim.
Those apartments were being cleared out weeks earlier.
Tonight, ICE deleted social media posts with the claim.
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
it's like we strapped a flame thrower to a stray cat and every headline is now "Wow ok things are way more on fire for some reason"
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! 💥💥 FOR YOUR RIGHT! ...TO A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING WAGE!
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
YOU GOTTA FIGHT! 💥💥 FOR YOUR RIGHT! ...TO A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING WAGE!
Reposted by jackson henry
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
hear me out what about a concert with a little football game in the middle
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
hear me out what about a concert with a little football game in the middle
< Papa? Why do we eat trash and suck moisture from turds in a communist dictatorship?
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
< Papa? Why do we eat trash and suck moisture from turds in a communist dictatorship?
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
> Because, Rat Boy... my half-human, half-rat child... liberals made us listen to a song in Spanish once. My blood boils just thinking about it. Hand me the butt whiskey.
a batman where he and the penguin bond over being orphans while watching stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
a batman where he and the penguin bond over being orphans while watching stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
most of the show is stranger things
at best libertarians equivocated fascism and socialism
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
at best libertarians equivocated fascism and socialism
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
imagine being an adult, having met other adults, and still thinking it should be a free-for-all
you are a child who needs fish explained to you
1yr into trump 2 and we’re already doing segregated halftime shows. cool golden age, bro.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
1yr into trump 2 and we’re already doing segregated halftime shows. cool golden age, bro.
an app that just adds skipping to your phone’s audio playback
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
an app that just adds skipping to your phone’s audio playback
I'm doing my own ultra-lib superbowl and the halftime show will just be everyone resting from gay sex
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I'm doing my own ultra-lib superbowl and the halftime show will just be everyone resting from gay sex
bought an angle grinder for scratching my shins and calves yeah that's the spot
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
bought an angle grinder for scratching my shins and calves yeah that's the spot
if you think greenland is big on a flattened map, you should see my dick tattoo
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
if you think greenland is big on a flattened map, you should see my dick tattoo
not to sound gay but I do want hotdogs inside me
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
not to sound gay but I do want hotdogs inside me
hears a ❤️ for all the people who ❤️ grammar corrections
February 7, 2026 at 9:08 AM
hears a ❤️ for all the people who ❤️ grammar corrections
Reposted by jackson henry
“The f*ck are we doing?”
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“The f*ck are we doing?”
"Hitler just wants to make Germany great again. You guys have Hitler Derangement Syndrome."
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
"Hitler just wants to make Germany great again. You guys have Hitler Derangement Syndrome."
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the economy collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
not to late to convert your wealth to Chickoin™️ before the economy collapses we’ve got lots of great chickens