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Jawn Cangelosi

@jawncangelosi.bsky.social

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Best banjo hitter the 1980s Pirates ever had. I bitch about Pitt football. I bitch about everything really. Once made Mark Madden throw a telephone in the studio. Starter jacket aficionado.

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 3h

So if Mamdani’s father graduated from Pitt we claim him as a part-Yinzer, right? He’s a Knicks fan so he is already familiar with pain and he ate a burrito on a New York subway so a Vinny pie or a Primantis sandwich isn’t scaring shit on this guy.

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 4h

I guess we should be impressed it wasn’t spelled “Teh”

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 15h

This motherfucker is cutting a promo right now.

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 16h

AND PITT IS RANKED 24TH IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL POLL

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t let tonight’s result distract you from the fact that today started with Dick Cheney dying.

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 3d

I feel bad for people who don’t see the entertainment value in the chaos that is ACC football. This league seriously has like nine teams that could win the conference that would shock no one. Oh well. Your loss.

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Halvybuckets @halvybuckets.bsky.social · 3d

I"m surprised we're up in this game after Pitt had to fly out of Harrisburg.

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The Smoking Musket @smokingmusket.bsky.social · 4d

Penn State: 3-5, 0 ranked wins
Clemson: 3-5, 0 ranked wins
West Virginia: 3-6, 1 ranked win

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 4d

They also benefited from not having the targeting called on the previous Duke drive

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 9d

Must be too cold
Or too windy
Or too late of a start time.
Yinzers always have an excuse.

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 9d

Self proclaimed Best Sports Tahn on Earth sounds like it sure let a lot of Green Bay fans into their stadium.

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 11d

If you actually buy that

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 11d

“After further review, you just suck. Third down.”

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 12d

Jokes on us. It was probably real

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 12d

As one of five Portland Trailblazers fans in Pennsylvania (I counted), I remember thinking that they led the league in blown fourth quarter leads last year. Like an insane amount of games where they led late in the fourth, died and lost by four or some shit.

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 13d

And Silvio yells at Billups over cheese.

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 13d

I’d honestly take it at this point

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 13d

Opinion page editor Hatin’ Ass Spurrier

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 13d

There are a lot of empty cans for recycling at the post office

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 14d

Hopefully it doesn’t occur while he’s again driving like a maniac

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 16d

Damn I was hoping to be ACC After Dark. Imagine the olds bitching about a 10:30 pm kickoff.

Jim Hammett @jimhammett.bsky.social · 16d

Pitt’s November 1st road game at Stanford will be a 3:30 Eastern (12:30 Pacific) kickoff and will be carried on the ACC Network.

This will be Pitt’s first game in Palo Alto since December 30, 1922, a 16-7 victory for the Panthers.

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 16d

We haven’t beaten them since the 2001 Tangerine Blow so I’m assuming it’s an L from the Get Go

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 17d

Steelers fans mad about Pitt playing at Acrisure has some real “MAGA versus wokeness” vibes; which is really weird when you think about the fact that it’s just two teams sharing a publicly funded stadium in a city that doesn’t want to pay for stadiums.

Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 17d

Bootleg Norvell

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Jawn Cangelosi @jawncangelosi.bsky.social · 17d

I think they may have. The backup was starting to get a little comfortable and Stanfords offense has been a stammering clown car

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