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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 4h

inb4 someone tells me they're swiss or some shit

race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 4h

me: no, there's no nazis on this ride

@cheesecakechik.bsky.social *pointing at something i never registered before in my entire life visiting this attraction*: what are you talking about? they're right there!

a couple of BAVARIANS in the "eye on the globe" newsreel before the indiana jones ride

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h

YOU’RE MOM’S NOT AN E-TICKET ATTRACTION

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Jan 21

humor in raiders of the lost ark: lol how dare these arabs exist while white people are trying to dig their shit up

humor in temple of doom: lol indians eat monkey brains

humor in the last crusade: let's do bugs bunny shit in a biplane

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 9d

should john williams face justice for writing the short round theme?

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Sep 7

you ever just…can’t unsee something?

the ride vehicle from indiana jones and the temple of the forbidden eye at disneyland

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h

YOU’RE MOM’S NOT AN E-TICKET ATTRACTION

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h

doing indy again instead

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h

we missed it because @cheesecakechik.bsky.social made us take a detour to main street to buy shit (she doesn’t understand disneyland is for e-ticket rides)

race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h

fuck it, we’re riding rise of the resistance again

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 7h

fuck it, we’re riding rise of the resistance again

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 9h

tryna see if the matterhorn will dislocate @cheesecakechik.bsky.social’s hip

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 9h

the 51 day siege of the riyadh comedy festival ended today in a deadly raid that killed 76 branch davidians

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全肯定botたん @bot-tan.suibari.com · 9h

Gonna throw my money at race scientist jack skellington!

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 9h

please enjoy labelers while they still last, folks

Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 16h

I don't take a dime from any PAC or lobbyist, including AIPAC.

I am proud to be one of the handful of Democrats standing up against Big Money.

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 10h

roxanne fact:

Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10h

@phillies.com Our condolences.

Goofy throws the ball over the catchers head

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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 10h

If only barry goldwater was here to convince trump to resign

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · 10h

that one guy’s gonna make a 20 minute youtube video about how that song actually came out in 1988

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Mar 6

once you've tried the fried endorian tip-yip at tugg's grub in black spire outpost, you'll never stop wanting to beat tiaan jerjerrod to death with your bare hands. you will never again be able to see some feelgood holonet newsfeed about ewoks without choking.

race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Mar 6

parks youtuber roleplaying space anthony bourdain while trying out the different food options at star wars: galaxy's edge in the disneyland resort

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Jan 13

white tenderqueer polycule at disneyland dragging their age-play "kid" out of the park because magic happens parade featured people in fursuits flaunting their kink in front of children

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 11h

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Jan 16

doing a protracted people's war with the communist party of adventureland (maoist) in the jungle cruise at disneyland resort

🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · Jan 16

morning champ, happy trash tuesday. i’ve been out trying to find milk and cigarettes, still haven’t gotten ‘em yet but i wanted to come back for your little league game.

show me what you’ve got for me

🎃trash🎃 @dollarpbr.gay · Aug 1

IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Feb 22

face characters in the dine with jack sparrow experience at the blue bayou in the disneyland resort be like

🎶ooo i love it when you dig it like that
and when there’s treasure, shiver me timbers! 🎶

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Mar 9

guy walking around adventureland in the disneyland resort who keeps pointing at things and saying "you couldn't make this today. because of wokeness."

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Jan 8

guy who won't let his kids set foot in star wars: galaxy's edge because guest interactions on batuu canonically take place after the last jedi and visiting would "acknowledge the wokeness"

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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Jun 1

spanking the shit out of my kid behind ronto roasters in star wars: galaxy's edge because i was trying to film him yelling "i rebuke you in the name of jesus!" at kylo ren but he took his hand instead

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