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This is my favorite song! Dance to the drum beat of the ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick! Let the bullets scrape me clean and never, ever, ever flash a sassy eye at the good doctor.
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I have the shiniest meat bicycle!
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Oh how I have missed the feeling of not feeling a fucking thing!
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"I was there for the good times! When George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side, I was thereโ€
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โ€œWhy you scared?โ€
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โ€œHey man, you take your meds today?โ€
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I'm actin' like a bitch and I ought to quit
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I met her at the roller ring, I think, dressed in pink, plenty of ink
Her nedden stank, but I didn't care
Shit, I ain't had any in a couple of years
I was in love like a fuckin' sucker, fuck the rubber, I fucked her blubber
I bought her shit, she taught me shit
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William Charles Manspeaker publicly apologize to the sound man in Davenport Iowa
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Iโ€™ve powdered my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter.
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IF THE RACOON LEAPS ON THE IS A APPLE THEREFORE PLUTO CRAZY CLOWN TRUCK PEACE BELL RUNG NACHO CHEESE...
SANTA STAYED TICKLE ME ELMO THAN LEMON DROPS POPPED! NO! NOT LEMON DROPS!! SEASONING SALT!
THAN, BEVIS JUMPED... yes BEVIS, AND JILL JELLYBEAN BUT NOT THE LICORICE, AND SATURN PEACH SAID THE KING
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What if we kissed and all my teeth fell out into your mouth?
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Worf son of martok
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Day five of 31 days of Halloween. Nicolas cage in prisoners of the ghostland.
Prisoners of the Ghostland 2021 โ€ข Action, Horror, Fantasy A notorious bank robber must find a wealthy warlord's missing granddaughter before the leather suit he is wearing self-destructs within three days.
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Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
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Time ticks away these last few moments is there anything weโ€™ve left unsaid?
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Off. The direction you should fuck.
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Day 4 of 31 days of Halloween part two, I cannot find this as a stand alone to stream but on Tubi itโ€™s season 8 ep 12 of the Garfield show โ€œGarfieldโ€™s Halloween adventure. Saw a post on Facebook now here we are.
GARFIELDโ€™S HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE Garfield and friends episode 12 season 8 on Tubi.
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Day 4 of 31 days of Halloween. I was 10 when this came out. It was hyped so hard. Iโ€™ve never watched โ€œI know what you did last summerโ€ itโ€™s on paramount+ ๐Ÿ”ช
I KNOW WHALAST SUMMER HORROR 1H 41M 1997 Four teenagers share a terrible secret that comes back to haunt them.
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โ€œShut up! ya mother buys ya mega blocks instead of legos!โ€
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โ€œDaimon Igleโ€
โ€œDaimon Igle? Whoโ€™s he?โ€
โ€œDo I like him?โ€
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Kids donโ€™t do drugs you will forget how eggs work.
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Quarks mom bagging the negus. ๐Ÿ‘€
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If you want a Tesla to get stolen, do you have to start calling it an Edison?
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in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿ’€๐ŸงŸ๐Ÿ‘ป
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