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JL 💜💙

@jcgkaufmann.bsky.social

190 followers 200 following 880 posts

Former: Teacher • Mormon • Lactation Counselor Current: Homeschooling mom of 4 ND boys with a loud mouth and soft heart • wife • friend • weightlifter • advocate for children Some call me The General, Human Google, Fierce. One calls me Wretched.

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 3h

My husband's sister and her husband are looking into buying a timeshare in the Smokies. "We won't buy it if it doesn't look good! That's why we're going to see it."

Oh, honey.

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 18h

She's gone. 💔😭

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

My friend's mom has ALS. Today looks like the end. I am so sad for her. It isn't fair. Stop taking the good ones and take the assholes!!!

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

My friend's mom has ALS. Today looks like the end. I am so sad for her. It isn't fair. Stop taking the good ones and take the assholes!!!

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

Mmmhmm.

Growing up, I lived in the ward that housed all the CCM students. They directed, played piano/organ and never held other callings.

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

🤬 and you no he totally acted like it was for your growth, your humility, your refinement. 🙄🙄🙄

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 1d

I am not connected with any of my former students except one. He's 30, calm down. I'm also connected to his stepmom, dad, aunt. If you had told me when I was a 22 y.o. 1st year teacher that I'd be having political conversations with the father of my former student, I would NOT have believed you.

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 2d

Yes! This is the wayyyyy!!

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 2d

That's hard. 👏🏻

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 2d

Sick of the calls asking if I want to sell my property. So when he asked if I had another property I would sell I said Yes, a beach house.

In Ohio?
Yes!
Great! Could I have the address?
Sure. 1234 Go Fuck Yourself

Get off my phone!!!

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 3d

We performed A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at a Catholic high school! This isn't about sexual innuendo.

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 3d

😆 oh kerry

I went to a Catholic high school and had a lot of these moments. Too many. Not all religion oriented, unfortunately.

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 3d

It's so weird how there is such a wide spectrum of immune response symptoms. My family and I get them both at the same time and nothing.

Take it easy 💜💜

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 3d

Getting the *band back together when I go home in a few weeks, minus one member.

*Core group of drama club friends and director

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 3d

Love that the provider can just decide to cancel our video appointment during our appointment window because THEY are running late and we're video not in-person.

Fuck you. I rearrange my day for video appointments just like I do for in-person. But because I'm not in the waiting room they're like 🤷🏻‍♀️

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 4d

🤣🤣🤣 yeah same

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 4d

I have a kid who won't wear pants or long sleeves. He can't afford to burn calories to stay warm. I touched his skin and he was ice cold 😭

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 4d

Had to turn on the heat. 😭

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 6d

Overheard Mr. 20 to friends: "You're kind of--no, you ARE a loser if you beat up children."

Tell them, son.

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 6d

This was my life 1992-2002. They ran every damn GI test and imaging multiple times. It was endometriosis. Only diagnosed because of infertility and an exploratory laparoscopy.

I hope you get answers. 🤞🏼🤞🏼

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 6d

😩😩😩 They better not say it's gas!

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 6d

Why are you??

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 7d

Delete the cringe!

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 7d

I just did. Deleted several boards: Nursery decor, nursery ideas, FHE, RS bday gifts, quiet books, file folder games, baptism ideas. 🤣

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JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 7d

I probably have one for nursery 🤣😭

JL 💜💙 @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social · 7d

Oh good Thor. I haven't even thought about Pinterest in 10+ years. I'm sure I have a board for baptism ideas. 🤣😭

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