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jcgkaufmann.bsky.social
JL πŸ’œπŸ’™
@jcgkaufmann.bsky.social
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Former: Teacher β€’ Mormon β€’ Lactation Counselor Current: Homeschooling mom of 4 ND boys with a loud mouth and soft heart β€’ wife β€’ friend β€’ weightlifter β€’ advocate for children Some call me The General, Human Google, Fierce. One calls me Wretched.
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 14h
She's gone. πŸ’”πŸ˜­
jcgkaufmann.bsky.social JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 20h
My friend's mom has ALS. Today looks like the end. I am so sad for her. It isn't fair. Stop taking the good ones and take the assholes!!!
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 20h
My friend's mom has ALS. Today looks like the end. I am so sad for her. It isn't fair. Stop taking the good ones and take the assholes!!!
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 20h
Mmmhmm.

Growing up, I lived in the ward that housed all the CCM students. They directed, played piano/organ and never held other callings.
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 22h
🀬 and you no he totally acted like it was for your growth, your humility, your refinement. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 1d
I am not connected with any of my former students except one. He's 30, calm down. I'm also connected to his stepmom, dad, aunt. If you had told me when I was a 22 y.o. 1st year teacher that I'd be having political conversations with the father of my former student, I would NOT have believed you.
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 2d
Yes! This is the wayyyyy!!
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 2d
That's hard. πŸ‘πŸ»
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 2d
Sick of the calls asking if I want to sell my property. So when he asked if I had another property I would sell I said Yes, a beach house.

In Ohio?
Yes!
Great! Could I have the address?
Sure. 1234 Go Fuck Yourself

Get off my phone!!!
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 2d
We performed A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum at a Catholic high school! This isn't about sexual innuendo.
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 2d
πŸ˜† oh kerry

I went to a Catholic high school and had a lot of these moments. Too many. Not all religion oriented, unfortunately.
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 3d
It's so weird how there is such a wide spectrum of immune response symptoms. My family and I get them both at the same time and nothing.

Take it easy πŸ’œπŸ’œ
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 3d
Getting the *band back together when I go home in a few weeks, minus one member.

*Core group of drama club friends and director
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 3d
Love that the provider can just decide to cancel our video appointment during our appointment window because THEY are running late and we're video not in-person.

Fuck you. I rearrange my day for video appointments just like I do for in-person. But because I'm not in the waiting room they're like πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 3d
🀣🀣🀣 yeah same
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 3d
I have a kid who won't wear pants or long sleeves. He can't afford to burn calories to stay warm. I touched his skin and he was ice cold 😭
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 3d
Had to turn on the heat. 😭
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
Overheard Mr. 20 to friends: "You're kind of--no, you ARE a loser if you beat up children."

Tell them, son.
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
This was my life 1992-2002. They ran every damn GI test and imaging multiple times. It was endometriosis. Only diagnosed because of infertility and an exploratory laparoscopy.

I hope you get answers. 🀞🏼🀞🏼
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
😩😩😩 They better not say it's gas!
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
Why are you??
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
Delete the cringe!
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
I just did. Deleted several boards: Nursery decor, nursery ideas, FHE, RS bday gifts, quiet books, file folder games, baptism ideas. 🀣
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
I probably have one for nursery 🀣😭
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
Oh good Thor. I haven't even thought about Pinterest in 10+ years. I'm sure I have a board for baptism ideas. 🀣😭
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JL πŸ’œπŸ’™ @jcgkaufmann.bsky.social Β· 6d
I DO know! They're my favorite nighttime snack paired with raw cashews.
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