JL 💜💙
@jcgkaufmann.bsky.social
Former: Teacher • Mormon • Lactation Counselor
Current: Homeschooling mom of 4 ND boys with a loud mouth and soft heart • wife • friend • weightlifter • advocate for children
Some call me The General, Human Google, Fierce. One calls me Wretched.
Current: Homeschooling mom of 4 ND boys with a loud mouth and soft heart • wife • friend • weightlifter • advocate for children
Some call me The General, Human Google, Fierce. One calls me Wretched.
Dan. I found toilet bowl cleaner on the basement shelf when I went to grab hand wipes.
So let's recap: he looked both places it is kept and didn't see it either place. 🙃
So let's recap: he looked both places it is kept and didn't see it either place. 🙃
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Dan. I found toilet bowl cleaner on the basement shelf when I went to grab hand wipes.
So let's recap: he looked both places it is kept and didn't see it either place. 🙃
So let's recap: he looked both places it is kept and didn't see it either place. 🙃
Raised by Mormon converts here! As a little kid I was always confused as to why we were allowed to eat Christmas coffee cake at Grandma's house until I found out there is no coffee in it.
January 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Raised by Mormon converts here! As a little kid I was always confused as to why we were allowed to eat Christmas coffee cake at Grandma's house until I found out there is no coffee in it.
He looked but idk. He also looked in the basement. There is none there, I know that because I was testing out a new one to see if I liked it better before buying more to have in reserve. It's a whole thing.
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
He looked but idk. He also looked in the basement. There is none there, I know that because I was testing out a new one to see if I liked it better before buying more to have in reserve. It's a whole thing.
AND I do have a strong working memory of this stuff, like most women, because we are the default mental load carriers. It is a super power that can be developed.
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
AND I do have a strong working memory of this stuff, like most women, because we are the default mental load carriers. It is a super power that can be developed.
This is also their theory 😆
This time it was that the toilet bowl cleaner label was black, not blue. 🙃 Yes but the SHAPE didn't give it away? The words on the label? It was under the bathroom sink, not even in the basement on the storage shelf (which is huge).
This time it was that the toilet bowl cleaner label was black, not blue. 🙃 Yes but the SHAPE didn't give it away? The words on the label? It was under the bathroom sink, not even in the basement on the storage shelf (which is huge).
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This is also their theory 😆
This time it was that the toilet bowl cleaner label was black, not blue. 🙃 Yes but the SHAPE didn't give it away? The words on the label? It was under the bathroom sink, not even in the basement on the storage shelf (which is huge).
This time it was that the toilet bowl cleaner label was black, not blue. 🙃 Yes but the SHAPE didn't give it away? The words on the label? It was under the bathroom sink, not even in the basement on the storage shelf (which is huge).
Mmmmhmm.
Some of it is neurodivergence, I KNOW. And, we need to figure out how to scaffold finding stuff without Mom/Wife.
Some of it is neurodivergence, I KNOW. And, we need to figure out how to scaffold finding stuff without Mom/Wife.
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Mmmmhmm.
Some of it is neurodivergence, I KNOW. And, we need to figure out how to scaffold finding stuff without Mom/Wife.
Some of it is neurodivergence, I KNOW. And, we need to figure out how to scaffold finding stuff without Mom/Wife.
My husband keeps me stocked with good, fair trade, dark chocolate from small, local chocolatiers.
January 17, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My husband keeps me stocked with good, fair trade, dark chocolate from small, local chocolatiers.
Shocked to find out they're 7.99 at GE! Not a huge difference, but that's a more expensive store hands down.
Target was 8.29 I think.
The valentine ones are on sale at WM for 6.37.
😆 Okay I need to stop putting off more chores for researching chocolate prices.
Target was 8.29 I think.
The valentine ones are on sale at WM for 6.37.
😆 Okay I need to stop putting off more chores for researching chocolate prices.
January 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Shocked to find out they're 7.99 at GE! Not a huge difference, but that's a more expensive store hands down.
Target was 8.29 I think.
The valentine ones are on sale at WM for 6.37.
😆 Okay I need to stop putting off more chores for researching chocolate prices.
Target was 8.29 I think.
The valentine ones are on sale at WM for 6.37.
😆 Okay I need to stop putting off more chores for researching chocolate prices.
My price was WM. I wonder what they are at Giant Eagle (pricier) and Marc's....
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My price was WM. I wonder what they are at Giant Eagle (pricier) and Marc's....
Where do you live because here it's $8.24. But that's definitely more than I remember paying--close to $2 more.
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Where do you live because here it's $8.24. But that's definitely more than I remember paying--close to $2 more.
AC in JANUARY?!? Lawd.
I did wear shorts on Fri 🤣 It was 65 in NE Ohio. In January.
We need to air out that house and do some sort of germ be gone spell casting!! You and yours are tardigrades: survivors of the most impossible circumstances. 💜💙💜💙 Love you all!
I did wear shorts on Fri 🤣 It was 65 in NE Ohio. In January.
We need to air out that house and do some sort of germ be gone spell casting!! You and yours are tardigrades: survivors of the most impossible circumstances. 💜💙💜💙 Love you all!
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
AC in JANUARY?!? Lawd.
I did wear shorts on Fri 🤣 It was 65 in NE Ohio. In January.
We need to air out that house and do some sort of germ be gone spell casting!! You and yours are tardigrades: survivors of the most impossible circumstances. 💜💙💜💙 Love you all!
I did wear shorts on Fri 🤣 It was 65 in NE Ohio. In January.
We need to air out that house and do some sort of germ be gone spell casting!! You and yours are tardigrades: survivors of the most impossible circumstances. 💜💙💜💙 Love you all!
Same base lol! Looks delicious!
January 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Same base lol! Looks delicious!
I've been making one bean or lentil dinner each week the past couple months. I am amazed that my two kids who eat everything also eat these because as a kid I would NEVER.
We tried Skordati last week.
And yes that is an invitation for a bean (or lentil) recipe you love!
We tried Skordati last week.
And yes that is an invitation for a bean (or lentil) recipe you love!
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I've been making one bean or lentil dinner each week the past couple months. I am amazed that my two kids who eat everything also eat these because as a kid I would NEVER.
We tried Skordati last week.
And yes that is an invitation for a bean (or lentil) recipe you love!
We tried Skordati last week.
And yes that is an invitation for a bean (or lentil) recipe you love!