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jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
590 followers 1.3K following 380 posts
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al. Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩 📍Chicago
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 26m
We struggle with memes as a concept. Specific memes… yeah we don’t do meta 😂😂
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 45m
We Gen X’ers only speak major networks, ESPN, and CNN.

Gossip Girl was CW and requires a decoder ring.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 49m
Happy birthday!
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 50m
Boy…

🌕💥🌪️🌋⛈️🌊🐺🥴
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 54m
You’ll be able to make three blanket forts out of a king
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 58m
I think we’re all
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and the words `` patiently waiting '' written above him .
Alt: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and the words `` patiently waiting '' written above him .
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1h
Textbook example of

𝑦 = 𝐴sin(𝐵𝑥 + 𝐶)

Just needs the + 𝐷
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 12h
Oh I see it
kermit the frog and darth vader are standing next to each other . kermit is wearing a black hood .
ALT: kermit the frog and darth vader are standing next to each other . kermit is wearing a black hood .
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 21h
Me too, Sherman. Me too.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d
sherman, for the love of god!
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 21h
Actually, scratch that, it isn’t them. German is listed, and we know that’s not the case for the Fourth Reich
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 21h
No taste at all.

I bet these same Americans also voted for 🍊🦹‍♂️
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 22h
Bless y’all’s hearts, but Southerners don’t care, either
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 22h
But exercise releases endorphins, dopamine, and serotonin, which *can* make you happy

So choke on these neurotransmitters, Debby
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
Knulla? Knela? Might need more workshopping.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
But still not as juicy as
Logo for Popeyes Chicken - orange stylized chicken on a white background in an orange circle, with the words “Louisiana Kitchen 1972” inside the circle. Also, their chicken is not always juicy so caveat emptor
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Jesus is 𝙣𝙤𝙩 the reason for this season 😈
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Proud member of the Hellfire Club
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Good lighting on good subject matter

But for very selfish reasons, where is this bathroom?
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Do it. USPS adds deep dish pizza and beer to every change of address welcome kit.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Florges, a fairy-type Pokémon who resembles a bipedal floral arrangement, with a blue flower “headdress”.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
People who are serious about working out don’t often pay much attention to others at the gym, and - if they do notice you - will notice your form/volume or whether you’re using the equipment they need before they notice what you’re wearing.

Dress for *your* comfort, physically and mentally.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Haha but it’s hump day 😈
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 3d
I liked, then realized I should’ve commented lol
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 3d
Congratulations! And lol same

And when the script flips and your boss says “I’ve been hearing some really great feedback about you”, you get the deer-in-headlights look and start worrying about who said what and whether they were telling the truth
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 3d
That’s the dark side to social media. The “social” part can be great, but the “media” part is just that: marketing and advertising designed to make you feel less than/inadequate and drive you to purchase/consume clothes, gym membership, athletic equipment, or supplements. You are just perfect as-is😘
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