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JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
590 followers 1.3K following 370 posts
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al. Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back up on my 🐂💩 📍Chicago
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 4h
Knulla? Knela? Might need more workshopping.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 15h
But still not as juicy as
Logo for Popeyes Chicken - orange stylized chicken on a white background in an orange circle, with the words “Louisiana Kitchen 1972” inside the circle. Also, their chicken is not always juicy so caveat emptor
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus is 𝙣𝙤𝙩 the reason for this season 😈
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
Proud member of the Hellfire Club
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
Good lighting on good subject matter

But for very selfish reasons, where is this bathroom?
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
Do it. USPS adds deep dish pizza and beer to every change of address welcome kit.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 1d
Florges, a fairy-type Pokémon who resembles a bipedal floral arrangement, with a blue flower “headdress”.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
People who are serious about working out don’t often pay much attention to others at the gym, and - if they do notice you - will notice your form/volume or whether you’re using the equipment they need before they notice what you’re wearing.

Dress for *your* comfort, physically and mentally.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Haha but it’s hump day 😈
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
I liked, then realized I should’ve commented lol
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations! And lol same

And when the script flips and your boss says “I’ve been hearing some really great feedback about you”, you get the deer-in-headlights look and start worrying about who said what and whether they were telling the truth
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
That’s the dark side to social media. The “social” part can be great, but the “media” part is just that: marketing and advertising designed to make you feel less than/inadequate and drive you to purchase/consume clothes, gym membership, athletic equipment, or supplements. You are just perfect as-is😘
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Not me thinking “who TF cast a white man as Luke Cage?!?” then realizing it was the saucy cat king from Dead Boys

Reading really is fundamental, friends
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timothee91 ☕️🌈🎶 @tims91.bsky.social · 2d
Lukas Gage for Vogue Magazine, October 6, 2025. Photos by Shane McCauley. #LukasGage

Article link, discussing his new book. www.vogue.com/article/luka...
Lukas Gage for Vogue Magazine, October 6, 2025. Photos by Shane McCauley. Lukas Gage for Vogue Magazine, October 6, 2025. Photos by Shane McCauley. Lukas Gage for Vogue Magazine, October 6, 2025. Photos by Shane McCauley.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Not the dusty crusty feet 💀

Y’all, pedicures are self-care, whether you do it yourself or go to a salon.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
Or if OTR typically doesn’t fit just right.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
These look awesome!

I was TYO when I learned customized swimwear was a thing. Mind blown, credit card melting.
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 2d
So… if 21x/mo prevents, I may be working on an overall cure over here 🫢
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 3d
Oh I know; I zoomed in, after all 😂
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 3d
Not me zooming in to see if it was a two-fer Locktober surprise too 🤦‍♂️
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 4d
Lumiére’s Samhain glow up is unreal
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 6d
Thank you both for the invaluable service you provide the community
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 6d
You could always dress up and Treat’n’Treat* around the neighborhood, taking all the candy and leaving jaws on the floor

* no tricks, it’s all a treat
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 7d
As in “I saw your #fcf post”, or “hey you’re unzipped and escaping”?
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 7d
No one will recognize you, if you go 🤩

On the one hand, if you’re going to see people you haven’t seen in years, then definitely go.

But if you’re going just for the “OMG you got hot!” reaction, there’s plenty of that here without having to travel 😉
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JeezyMacEazy @jeezymaceazy.bsky.social · 7d
I know babe, I heard you all the way over here 😂
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