blueanon shaman
@esvrld.bsky.social
ascended intp dark empath. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she
buy the book: https://ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
buy the book: https://ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
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In Lightning's Garden - alyssa h milano's Ko-fi Shop
A collection of short prose works including ones previously published in Earthly Delights Ogdo and lightning garden.
"(...) makes me deeply uncomfort...
ko-fi.com
i've made a collection of my vignettes available on my ko-fi for $2. buy it if you like weird and upsetting things
ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
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our fundraiser to put lunar miseries ogdo in print is also continuing
donate thru paypal: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
get a pay-what-you-want pdf copy thru my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
read the mastodon thread for fulfilment details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...
donate thru paypal: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
get a pay-what-you-want pdf copy thru my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
read the mastodon thread for fulfilment details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...
Donate to Apfel & Tausendfuessler
Help support Apfel & Tausendfuessler by donating or sharing with your friends.
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January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
our fundraiser to put lunar miseries ogdo in print is also continuing
donate thru paypal: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
get a pay-what-you-want pdf copy thru my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
read the mastodon thread for fulfilment details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...
donate thru paypal: www.paypal.com/donate/?host...
get a pay-what-you-want pdf copy thru my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/40e276b409
read the mastodon thread for fulfilment details: normal.style/@esvrld/1155...
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i've made a collection of my vignettes available on my ko-fi for $2. buy it if you like weird and upsetting things
ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
In Lightning's Garden - alyssa h milano's Ko-fi Shop
A collection of short prose works including ones previously published in Earthly Delights Ogdo and lightning garden.
"(...) makes me deeply uncomfort...
ko-fi.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i've made a collection of my vignettes available on my ko-fi for $2. buy it if you like weird and upsetting things
ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
ko-fi.com/s/11d70f90b7
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I think libs are becoming full-on conspiracy theorists. Everything is Putin. You can't go to any liberal-heavy reply thread without a majority of them blaming whatever the problem is directly on Putin.
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I think libs are becoming full-on conspiracy theorists. Everything is Putin. You can't go to any liberal-heavy reply thread without a majority of them blaming whatever the problem is directly on Putin.
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it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan
there'll be a picture of me on your device and you can tap me to remember your appointments etc for you. if i'm doing something else i won't appear and you have to remember them yourself
my ability to tell what day of the week it is around 30% of the time impressed the head of google so much that they're now integrating google calendar with me
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
there'll be a picture of me on your device and you can tap me to remember your appointments etc for you. if i'm doing something else i won't appear and you have to remember them yourself
my ability to tell what day of the week it is around 30% of the time impressed the head of google so much that they're now integrating google calendar with me
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
my ability to tell what day of the week it is around 30% of the time impressed the head of google so much that they're now integrating google calendar with me
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the average person in the middle ages would have to labor for months to get a san francisco yimby mad at them. in the modern age you just have to post "actually killing Heather Heyer was bad"
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
the average person in the middle ages would have to labor for months to get a san francisco yimby mad at them. in the modern age you just have to post "actually killing Heather Heyer was bad"
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Been working on my Chinese just in case
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Been working on my Chinese just in case
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ahaha worms are weak as fuck. limbless ass mf's. what're they gonna do
(the worm gets closer and i realise it's an olgoi-khorkhoi)
oh shi
(the worm gets closer and i realise it's an olgoi-khorkhoi)
oh shi
September 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM
ahaha worms are weak as fuck. limbless ass mf's. what're they gonna do
(the worm gets closer and i realise it's an olgoi-khorkhoi)
oh shi
(the worm gets closer and i realise it's an olgoi-khorkhoi)
oh shi
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we can now kill anything in a way that matters with the new Reality Bomb
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
we can now kill anything in a way that matters with the new Reality Bomb
THE STORY OF BAHAMUT
my newest 'metafictional narrative experiment'. 750 words
archiveofourown.org/works/77777566
my newest 'metafictional narrative experiment'. 750 words
archiveofourown.org/works/77777566
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
THE STORY OF BAHAMUT
my newest 'metafictional narrative experiment'. 750 words
archiveofourown.org/works/77777566
my newest 'metafictional narrative experiment'. 750 words
archiveofourown.org/works/77777566
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ICE, if you're listening, please arrest Will Stancil, so he can skeet "I've been arrested!" and I can reply, "No you haven't." Look at these charts.
I’m physically following them around using my government name telling them to arrest me and they haven’t bothered to arrest me. Also half the US Attorney’s office here in MN just resigned! They do not have a case and they do not have manpower, but their only tool is trying to be menacing.
will not be surprised if the subpoenas are never issued
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
ICE, if you're listening, please arrest Will Stancil, so he can skeet "I've been arrested!" and I can reply, "No you haven't." Look at these charts.
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just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
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when i saw this i immediately thought “oh wow the new ogdo is gonna be so good”
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
when i saw this i immediately thought “oh wow the new ogdo is gonna be so good”
now as we know, mr beast is possibly the antichrist. however,
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
now as we know, mr beast is possibly the antichrist. however,
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I Crawled Into a Dungeon Deep Underneath Minneapolis and Interviewed the Gollums There. What I Found Out Surprised Me
The New York Times
The New York Times
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I Crawled Into a Dungeon Deep Underneath Minneapolis and Interviewed the Gollums There. What I Found Out Surprised Me
The New York Times
The New York Times
ceci n'est pas lara croft
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
ceci n'est pas lara croft
i will never use a 'beta' feature. because i'm a sigma
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i will never use a 'beta' feature. because i'm a sigma
often when someone favs one skeet of mine & then follows i think to myself that they may have been a bit hasty. but if you like freaky centipedes then absolutely, you're going to have a good time on my page
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
often when someone favs one skeet of mine & then follows i think to myself that they may have been a bit hasty. but if you like freaky centipedes then absolutely, you're going to have a good time on my page
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We eating straight solder paste you stupid piece of shit
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
We eating straight solder paste you stupid piece of shit
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it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison
April 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it's all good brotha no worries.. oh and Btw may ur vices rise like vipers within u and may u perish by your own poison
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the ICE officer was just looking out for the physician’s safety, we don’t know if her blood was poisonous. i’ll also point out to you, liberal, that we had no way of knowing at the time whether she was infected with the T-Virus. Was the offficer supposed to risk them getting jumpscared and bitten?
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
the ICE officer was just looking out for the physician’s safety, we don’t know if her blood was poisonous. i’ll also point out to you, liberal, that we had no way of knowing at the time whether she was infected with the T-Virus. Was the offficer supposed to risk them getting jumpscared and bitten?
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Don’t blame me, I’m just part of the One Substance.
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Don’t blame me, I’m just part of the One Substance.