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expert in game theory and international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she fiction: https://wordsmith.social/lightninggarden ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/esvrld

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 10d

there's going to be a new issue of EARTHLY DELIGHTS OGDO, the periodical i edit, coming out on october 13. i'll be posting a download link here when the time comes; interact with this skeet to be notified, or dm me your email address to receive it in your inbox

a magazine cover. foreground shows blue-black jagged rocks with a canyon winding its way thru them. behind the rocks rises a green pyramid, patterned with darker and lighter circles, which seems to glow slightly. behind the pyramid a blue-black mountain peak can be seen. the background is complex black, purple, and pink swirls and eddies. masthead at the top left-hand corner reads, in narrow sans-serif type, 'yuggothic delusions ogdo'. the first 'o' is stylised as a cyrillic multiocular o

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 3h

this is known

Q: I'm being sued but can't afford a good lawyer. Since all of you are also broke and constantly embroiled in totally insane lawsuits, I figured I'd ask: how do you retain legal counsel without a lot of money?
A: Hold a counterfeit $20 bill and a coupon for a free Bic Mac over a sewer grate. Whatever crawls out is now your attorney. Repeat as often as needed. We learned this strategy from the famous golfer Donald Trump, and it has worked for him, it has worked for us, and it can work for you. Well, maybe not you.

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 3h

that's pretty good

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Drow Paweł Włodkowic 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 8h

What it means is quite literally that you can, in fact, find people of physical traits you wouldn't expect in almost every ethnic group in the world. There are Saudis who are natural blondes and Finns whose grandparents were all born there who are remarkably swarthy. It just happens.

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Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 3h

Reached for comment, a NYPD spokesman told us via email that he was "ready to blow [his] [expletive] brains out" should Mamdani win, and added, "I just cannot compete with that. The old dick has never worked that good and a donut-based diet definitely hasn't helped."

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 3h

"Many of these people have never had an orgasm in their life. Together, we can fix that. Because someone needs to go more than two minutes for our city," the mayoral hopeful said in a campaign video

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 3h

Mamdani Announces Him, Wife Will 'Fuck Every Cop Spouse in NYC' If Elected

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Cryptö-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 5h

A Guy Who Is Totally Not The Antichrist

Requests The Pleasure of Your Company For His Lecture

"The Antichrist, And Why It's Anybody But Me"

RSVP

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

it's in the constitution. or so i'm told by this sewer-dwelling humanoid i just hired as my lawyer

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

like barefoot, anti-italianism is legal. it's never racist

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 5h

not when im done with them they dont

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

thank you bryce youngquist, for your contributions to the cause

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Bryce Youngquist (but for Easter) @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 5h

so im getting i should shelve the "italians: degenerated serbians or escaped mutant swiss" piece i was pitching for the next ogdo boss

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 12h

Is that person being pretentious or are you intellectually intimidated by any word with more than three syllables?

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

literally 'look at all the cool and funny things my foes are saying! doesn't that make you mad'

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

these are great tweets thanks for bringing them up

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Yorokobe @yorokobe.bsky.social · Aug 28

She has sooo many ironic tweets about it

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

can someone explain it to me? idgi

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

they're going to give him more brain damage by throwing an inflatable concrete milkshake at him

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

alright but what's your take on the militarisation of the gallifreyan empire during the war in heaven

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

i think cannibalism should be legal too but i draw the line at racism

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boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 5h

whomst among us

boo-anon shaman 👻️ @esvrld.bsky.social · 15h

few appreciate this

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Steve Bernard @steve-bernard.bsky.social · 15h

the grinch is a lower lifeform who was created as a cruel mockery of the whos by a devil figure, like how morgoth made the orcs, or yakub made white people

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jakarta methhead @sweetmax.bsky.social · 15h

you can’t teach a person who has always, even as a kid, walked into a room believing he was the smartest person in it. probably went into philosophy the way musk went into physics, to sell the idea to others that he was a deep thinker

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