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@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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happy valentine's day! I made a love song for all the otherkin robot/computers out there who still want love, but not between "people"
DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on 💚
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on 💚
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Tangle Nathair - DTMF Darling (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Tangle Nathair
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February 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
happy valentine's day! I made a love song for all the otherkin robot/computers out there who still want love, but not between "people"
DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on 💚
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on 💚
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
It is now too warm to entomb myself in 30 blankets RIP
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It is now too warm to entomb myself in 30 blankets RIP
My Round Cock dot Com
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
My Round Cock dot Com
Remember the wise words of the mountain sage: "Bee bop shee boo."
(He was also a scat man in addition to living in a cave and dispensing wisdom.)
(He was also a scat man in addition to living in a cave and dispensing wisdom.)
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Remember the wise words of the mountain sage: "Bee bop shee boo."
(He was also a scat man in addition to living in a cave and dispensing wisdom.)
(He was also a scat man in addition to living in a cave and dispensing wisdom.)
Explain your OC’s power with a gif
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Explain your OC’s power with a gif
Did you know that sonic the hedgehog and the value of the dollar are inherently tied? It's true! Google "old man beating off huge cock in dirty bathroom" to find out more!
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Did you know that sonic the hedgehog and the value of the dollar are inherently tied? It's true! Google "old man beating off huge cock in dirty bathroom" to find out more!
I am again asking for a decent mobile game.
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I am again asking for a decent mobile game.
I landed a part in Gummo 2. I play a guy named Poughkeepsie who is addicted to huffing varnish so my nose is always painted up brown by the makeup department. They still make me huff actual varnish for realism purposes. I hshhh fm
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I landed a part in Gummo 2. I play a guy named Poughkeepsie who is addicted to huffing varnish so my nose is always painted up brown by the makeup department. They still make me huff actual varnish for realism purposes. I hshhh fm
yes, my anus may comprise 90% of the surface area of my butt, but do YOU get a perfect vacuum seal every time you go to take a shit? that's what I thought, punk
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
yes, my anus may comprise 90% of the surface area of my butt, but do YOU get a perfect vacuum seal every time you go to take a shit? that's what I thought, punk
Guy named Charge Cable
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Guy named Charge Cable
Should I kill him
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Should I kill him
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This idea came to me in the bath.
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This idea came to me in the bath.
Has anyone called him "Donald Dump" yet, that might get him.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Has anyone called him "Donald Dump" yet, that might get him.
Imagining what ramifications this has on Bacon numbers
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Imagining what ramifications this has on Bacon numbers
I purposely join group chats and never say anything so like 5 years later I can post a single gif and leave
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I purposely join group chats and never say anything so like 5 years later I can post a single gif and leave
I like everyone shaving their head and growing a big unruly beard thinking it'll make them look like Kratos but it just makes them look like a guy my dad used to argue with about trucks
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I like everyone shaving their head and growing a big unruly beard thinking it'll make them look like Kratos but it just makes them look like a guy my dad used to argue with about trucks
Getting one of these and seeing how many minutes it takes before I begin causing thousands of dollars of property damage
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Getting one of these and seeing how many minutes it takes before I begin causing thousands of dollars of property damage
I think its funny how one of metroid prime's most memorable bosses is a big pile of rocks.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I think its funny how one of metroid prime's most memorable bosses is a big pile of rocks.
[Watches America succumb to American greed] what are we, a bunch of RUSSIANS?
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
[Watches America succumb to American greed] what are we, a bunch of RUSSIANS?
Has anyone made a cozy farming game yet
Someone should get on that
Someone should get on that
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Has anyone made a cozy farming game yet
Someone should get on that
Someone should get on that
New cell phone game where you collect guys and then smash them against other guys to see if your numbers win you prizes in real life.
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
New cell phone game where you collect guys and then smash them against other guys to see if your numbers win you prizes in real life.
Plagiarism is the weirdest scam because anyone who is careful not to get caught would never do it. It requires evidence against you already existing. Even if you wanna steal it's like stealing a Xerox. Wild behavior.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Plagiarism is the weirdest scam because anyone who is careful not to get caught would never do it. It requires evidence against you already existing. Even if you wanna steal it's like stealing a Xerox. Wild behavior.
DUELING YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
DUELING YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS