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@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Should I kill him
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Should I kill him
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This idea came to me in the bath.
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This idea came to me in the bath.
Has anyone called him "Donald Dump" yet, that might get him.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Has anyone called him "Donald Dump" yet, that might get him.
Imagining what ramifications this has on Bacon numbers
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Imagining what ramifications this has on Bacon numbers
I purposely join group chats and never say anything so like 5 years later I can post a single gif and leave
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I purposely join group chats and never say anything so like 5 years later I can post a single gif and leave
I like everyone shaving their head and growing a big unruly beard thinking it'll make them look like Kratos but it just makes them look like a guy my dad used to argue with about trucks
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I like everyone shaving their head and growing a big unruly beard thinking it'll make them look like Kratos but it just makes them look like a guy my dad used to argue with about trucks
Getting one of these and seeing how many minutes it takes before I begin causing thousands of dollars of property damage
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Getting one of these and seeing how many minutes it takes before I begin causing thousands of dollars of property damage
I think its funny how one of metroid prime's most memorable bosses is a big pile of rocks.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I think its funny how one of metroid prime's most memorable bosses is a big pile of rocks.
[Watches America succumb to American greed] what are we, a bunch of RUSSIANS?
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
[Watches America succumb to American greed] what are we, a bunch of RUSSIANS?
Has anyone made a cozy farming game yet
Someone should get on that
Someone should get on that
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Has anyone made a cozy farming game yet
Someone should get on that
Someone should get on that
New cell phone game where you collect guys and then smash them against other guys to see if your numbers win you prizes in real life.
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
New cell phone game where you collect guys and then smash them against other guys to see if your numbers win you prizes in real life.
Plagiarism is the weirdest scam because anyone who is careful not to get caught would never do it. It requires evidence against you already existing. Even if you wanna steal it's like stealing a Xerox. Wild behavior.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Plagiarism is the weirdest scam because anyone who is careful not to get caught would never do it. It requires evidence against you already existing. Even if you wanna steal it's like stealing a Xerox. Wild behavior.
DUELING YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
DUELING YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS
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REPTILES/RSNAKE_1.GIF
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
REPTILES/RSNAKE_1.GIF
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Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
I'm gonna find the guy who named it Mattress Firm and start hitting him in the face until he don't have no teeth no more
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I'm gonna find the guy who named it Mattress Firm and start hitting him in the face until he don't have no teeth no more
I had to go to an appointment before work and the TV in the waiting room crashed for a good 5 minutes
February 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I had to go to an appointment before work and the TV in the waiting room crashed for a good 5 minutes
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Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)
Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.
Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor
Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now
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Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.
Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.