Untied State #1 america Presadent: "Garage Washingtemple
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Heh heh heh huh heh
February 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Heh heh heh huh heh
Amazon driver in front of me had their side door fly open while they were driving in front of me jfc
February 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Amazon driver in front of me had their side door fly open while they were driving in front of me jfc
Hey, queer citizen of the fourth reich, have you considered RETIREMENT BENEFITS
February 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Hey, queer citizen of the fourth reich, have you considered RETIREMENT BENEFITS
How come bad pizza smells like that
You just know its gonna give you heartburn
You just know its gonna give you heartburn
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
How come bad pizza smells like that
You just know its gonna give you heartburn
You just know its gonna give you heartburn
Fun fact: they keep al-qaeda pows inside the barf barrels that the Nathan's hot dog eating champs throw up into after the contest. The hot dog mess splashing over their nude criminal bodies reminds them about America's freedoms: the greatest thing we can use to torture our captives.
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Fun fact: they keep al-qaeda pows inside the barf barrels that the Nathan's hot dog eating champs throw up into after the contest. The hot dog mess splashing over their nude criminal bodies reminds them about America's freedoms: the greatest thing we can use to torture our captives.
I deliberately crafted my current username to be difficult to read/parse and it pisses me off.
February 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I deliberately crafted my current username to be difficult to read/parse and it pisses me off.
Guy named Put Your Hand in the Clothes Roller
February 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Guy named Put Your Hand in the Clothes Roller
Guy named Yo La Tengo
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Guy named Yo La Tengo
Guy named Giga Chad
February 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Guy named Giga Chad
We need to get all children addicted to gambling and smoking and give them all guns and tell them hitler was good so they grow up to be "Giga Chads"
February 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We need to get all children addicted to gambling and smoking and give them all guns and tell them hitler was good so they grow up to be "Giga Chads"
Guy named Ped Davenport
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Guy named Ped Davenport
Guy named Ped Estrian
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Guy named Ped Estrian
The one thing I miss about living in a dorm was the cafeteria where you could just go in there and get more food than necessary and just take the leftovers to your room cause the staff didnt care enough to enforce the "no extra food" rule
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The one thing I miss about living in a dorm was the cafeteria where you could just go in there and get more food than necessary and just take the leftovers to your room cause the staff didnt care enough to enforce the "no extra food" rule
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Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Guy named Mega Man 2
February 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Guy named Mega Man 2
Guy who invented explosives: "so I figured out how to make a thing happen very loud and suddenly, and it made Jeff die"
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Guy who invented explosives: "so I figured out how to make a thing happen very loud and suddenly, and it made Jeff die"
I always thought Finn looked cozy as fuck sleeping in a bag in top of his bed like damn dude you snug as a bug in a rug
a cartoon character laying on a bed with cn written on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon character laying on a bed with cn written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I always thought Finn looked cozy as fuck sleeping in a bag in top of his bed like damn dude you snug as a bug in a rug
Boobs
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Boobs
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There’s a Botel!
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
There’s a Botel!
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
Spoge Bobe
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Spoge Bobe
Sooooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sooooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
remember how within the first 10 minutes of final fantasy 4 you're revealed to just be the carrier of a magic IED and sent by the crown against your own knowledge to do a terrorism
that shit was wild
that shit was wild
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
remember how within the first 10 minutes of final fantasy 4 you're revealed to just be the carrier of a magic IED and sent by the crown against your own knowledge to do a terrorism
that shit was wild
that shit was wild
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Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
February 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Conspiracy theory: youtube floods google searches for "youtube mirror" with results featuring actual physical reflective mirrors or clips about how to flip the image in a youtube video.
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Conspiracy theory: youtube floods google searches for "youtube mirror" with results featuring actual physical reflective mirrors or clips about how to flip the image in a youtube video.