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@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)
Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.
Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor
Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now
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Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.
Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.
[Sticks hand in pot of marbles and housekeys] hear that? That's what bad pussy sounds like.
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
[Sticks hand in pot of marbles and housekeys] hear that? That's what bad pussy sounds like.
I hate when people say, "opinions are like assholes," because it usually is a sign they have a heinous fucking opinion they know they can't say out loud without being called a piece of shit so they say this dumb jokey cliche and hope you smile and agree
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I hate when people say, "opinions are like assholes," because it usually is a sign they have a heinous fucking opinion they know they can't say out loud without being called a piece of shit so they say this dumb jokey cliche and hope you smile and agree
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foot-ball...... to day? A
yeah :)
yeah :)
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
foot-ball...... to day? A
yeah :)
yeah :)
Someone at work said she "knew someone who had a spider lay eggs in her skin" which I said is impossible but she insisted was true and she saw it so sometimes people just lie about animals they think are icky
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Someone at work said she "knew someone who had a spider lay eggs in her skin" which I said is impossible but she insisted was true and she saw it so sometimes people just lie about animals they think are icky
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Your desktop buddy decided to "personalize" your experience. This was a SUPER indulgent piece to work on >w>
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Your desktop buddy decided to "personalize" your experience. This was a SUPER indulgent piece to work on >w>
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Oh why do we own this
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Oh why do we own this
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Me: oh mom got a new sponge holder
Daughter: yeah she thought I you wouldn’t notice it
Me: oh haha
*later, texting wife who is away*
Me: why does the new sponge holder have a penis
Daughter: yeah she thought I you wouldn’t notice it
Me: oh haha
*later, texting wife who is away*
Me: why does the new sponge holder have a penis
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Me: oh mom got a new sponge holder
Daughter: yeah she thought I you wouldn’t notice it
Me: oh haha
*later, texting wife who is away*
Me: why does the new sponge holder have a penis
Daughter: yeah she thought I you wouldn’t notice it
Me: oh haha
*later, texting wife who is away*
Me: why does the new sponge holder have a penis
If I was rich I wouldnt tell anyone but thered be signs (typhlosion tag on e621 becomes a near overlap with the vore tag)
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If I was rich I wouldnt tell anyone but thered be signs (typhlosion tag on e621 becomes a near overlap with the vore tag)
Gen alpha be like "an exe file? Like from creepypastas?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Gen alpha be like "an exe file? Like from creepypastas?"
Prongles would've been funnier if they weren't clearly a joke product and if the cards against humanity guys weren't immediately identifiable as being behind it
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Prongles would've been funnier if they weren't clearly a joke product and if the cards against humanity guys weren't immediately identifiable as being behind it
The worst part about concord is that it didnt even last long enough for anyone to have a real opinion about the gameplay
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The worst part about concord is that it didnt even last long enough for anyone to have a real opinion about the gameplay
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Tfw you really gotta poop and right as you get up you hear someone else close the door to the bathroom
February 7, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Tfw you really gotta poop and right as you get up you hear someone else close the door to the bathroom
Slapping silly putty onto the pages of my erotic manga collection, stretching out the hentai lady's boobs into ridiculous proportions while giggling like a 5th grader
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Slapping silly putty onto the pages of my erotic manga collection, stretching out the hentai lady's boobs into ridiculous proportions while giggling like a 5th grader
You couldn't make Tropic Thunder today because youd have to pay 1 billion dollars to get RDJ to reprise the role of RDJ in blackface
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
You couldn't make Tropic Thunder today because youd have to pay 1 billion dollars to get RDJ to reprise the role of RDJ in blackface