little butt boy poops big man turd more at 9
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Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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there was a mexican place in dc that served grasshopper tacos but they were always out. and i kept going back saying i needed to eat the bugs. i must have bugs. and then i finally
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there was a mexican place in dc that served grasshopper tacos but they were always out. and i kept going back saying i needed to eat the bugs. i must have bugs. and then i finally
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
Youtuber named "The Censored Racist" who never once says anything racist
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Youtuber named "The Censored Racist" who never once says anything racist
My name is Chardonnay Buttswallow and I am running as a democrat for congress in your safe blue district.
My plan for a bipartisan solution of "Make America Good Again" is polling very well with republicans who want democrats to be publicly drawn and quartered.
We need your money to combat Trump.
My plan for a bipartisan solution of "Make America Good Again" is polling very well with republicans who want democrats to be publicly drawn and quartered.
We need your money to combat Trump.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My name is Chardonnay Buttswallow and I am running as a democrat for congress in your safe blue district.
My plan for a bipartisan solution of "Make America Good Again" is polling very well with republicans who want democrats to be publicly drawn and quartered.
We need your money to combat Trump.
My plan for a bipartisan solution of "Make America Good Again" is polling very well with republicans who want democrats to be publicly drawn and quartered.
We need your money to combat Trump.
WAKE ME UP
Stick it deep inside
I CANT WAKE UP
Shove it in my ass
FUCK ME
Ream my hole and fuck me cause im gay
Stick it deep inside
I CANT WAKE UP
Shove it in my ass
FUCK ME
Ream my hole and fuck me cause im gay
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
WAKE ME UP
Stick it deep inside
I CANT WAKE UP
Shove it in my ass
FUCK ME
Ream my hole and fuck me cause im gay
Stick it deep inside
I CANT WAKE UP
Shove it in my ass
FUCK ME
Ream my hole and fuck me cause im gay
Buy it use it break it fix it make it make it dont fake it make it make it dont fake it
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Buy it use it break it fix it make it make it dont fake it make it make it dont fake it
Big tech weirdos have a real disconnect from what people think is good and what is technically impressive.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Big tech weirdos have a real disconnect from what people think is good and what is technically impressive.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
Doomy Turnal
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Doomy Turnal
CLAMHAT
PROGNOSTICATE
BIGBLOWJOB
PROGNOSTICATE
BIGBLOWJOB
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
CLAMHAT
PROGNOSTICATE
BIGBLOWJOB
PROGNOSTICATE
BIGBLOWJOB
I think if someone invented "Sbarro but good" they could kill off Sbarro and revitalize the American mall food court at the same time. Imagine not paying $6 for the most mediocre slice of pizza outside of 7-11. Imagine if it didn't smell like someone fucked a sock full of marinara.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I think if someone invented "Sbarro but good" they could kill off Sbarro and revitalize the American mall food court at the same time. Imagine not paying $6 for the most mediocre slice of pizza outside of 7-11. Imagine if it didn't smell like someone fucked a sock full of marinara.
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[Turn Down for What voice]
COME FUCK MY BUTT
COME FUCK MY BUTT
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[Turn Down for What voice]
COME FUCK MY BUTT
COME FUCK MY BUTT
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"Got a Wish?"
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Got a Wish?"
I'm John Anus of Anus, Anus, Butt & Associates. Has your toilet crapped out on you within warranty, but the company won't give you shit? We'll dig down into the poop and make them pay out the rear. Diarrhea.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm John Anus of Anus, Anus, Butt & Associates. Has your toilet crapped out on you within warranty, but the company won't give you shit? We'll dig down into the poop and make them pay out the rear. Diarrhea.
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[Incoming transmission]
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
[Incoming transmission]
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
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Despite being a pretty decent cook and baker, I cannot meal plan at all.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Despite being a pretty decent cook and baker, I cannot meal plan at all.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
[Youtuber voice]
Megaman creator, Key-ay-gee eye-naff-oo-nay
Megaman creator, Key-ay-gee eye-naff-oo-nay
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
[Youtuber voice]
Megaman creator, Key-ay-gee eye-naff-oo-nay
Megaman creator, Key-ay-gee eye-naff-oo-nay
[Incoming transmission]
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
[Incoming transmission]
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
GRUNGO SPREK DRUNGO DEEP DOP GREEBLE BOP HINGY PLOO
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theyve got a portrait of van gogh on the wikipedia page for clinical depression
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
theyve got a portrait of van gogh on the wikipedia page for clinical depression
Ding dong ditch but you don't ditch, you just give them a handshake and wish them a good day before walking off.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ding dong ditch but you don't ditch, you just give them a handshake and wish them a good day before walking off.
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I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
Fool me thrice? Beans and rice.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fool me thrice? Beans and rice.