Untied State #1 america Presadent: "Garage Washingtemple
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Sooooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sooooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
remember how within the first 10 minutes of final fantasy 4 you're revealed to just be the carrier of a magic IED and sent by the crown against your own knowledge to do a terrorism
that shit was wild
that shit was wild
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
remember how within the first 10 minutes of final fantasy 4 you're revealed to just be the carrier of a magic IED and sent by the crown against your own knowledge to do a terrorism
that shit was wild
that shit was wild
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Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
February 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Conspiracy theory: youtube floods google searches for "youtube mirror" with results featuring actual physical reflective mirrors or clips about how to flip the image in a youtube video.
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Conspiracy theory: youtube floods google searches for "youtube mirror" with results featuring actual physical reflective mirrors or clips about how to flip the image in a youtube video.
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Bubsy4D releases on May 22nd, 2026 on all major modern platforms!
Thank you to @sonicmega.bsky.social for sponsoring this kiss
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Bubsy4D releases on May 22nd, 2026 on all major modern platforms!
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
who the fuck is "big bimple"
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
who the fuck is "big bimple"
When I went to CVS earlier today the only TCG shit they had in stock was the repackaged pokemon cards where a reselling company takes out the high value cards and puts 25 cards in a garbage pack to disappoint kids. I never saw the scam packs outside of sleeze gas stations before.
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
When I went to CVS earlier today the only TCG shit they had in stock was the repackaged pokemon cards where a reselling company takes out the high value cards and puts 25 cards in a garbage pack to disappoint kids. I never saw the scam packs outside of sleeze gas stations before.
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
God damn I last played dead rising NINE YEARS AGO
I should play it again that was a good damn game
I should play it again that was a good damn game
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
God damn I last played dead rising NINE YEARS AGO
I should play it again that was a good damn game
I should play it again that was a good damn game
February 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
Is it possible to shit your pants hard enough it counts as exercise
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Is it possible to shit your pants hard enough it counts as exercise
My name Gunch Fynchavle
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My name Gunch Fynchavle
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Light Yagami when nobody is around: "I am going to make sure nobody can figure out I am Kira. I have the Death Note ready to explode if someone thinks about it. I will never fuck up."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Light Yagami when nobody is around: "I am going to make sure nobody can figure out I am Kira. I have the Death Note ready to explode if someone thinks about it. I will never fuck up."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Aaaaaaaa
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Aaaaaaaa
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
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happy valentine day
February 14, 2024 at 8:26 AM
happy valentine day
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Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
Hate when my cell PHONE gets WARM and starts smelling LIKE bad things and BECOMES soft AND malleable.........
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Hate when my cell PHONE gets WARM and starts smelling LIKE bad things and BECOMES soft AND malleable.........
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February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM