i'll eat pork rinds with god
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
who the fuck is "big bimple"
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
who the fuck is "big bimple"
When I went to CVS earlier today the only TCG shit they had in stock was the repackaged pokemon cards where a reselling company takes out the high value cards and puts 25 cards in a garbage pack to disappoint kids. I never saw the scam packs outside of sleeze gas stations before.
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
When I went to CVS earlier today the only TCG shit they had in stock was the repackaged pokemon cards where a reselling company takes out the high value cards and puts 25 cards in a garbage pack to disappoint kids. I never saw the scam packs outside of sleeze gas stations before.
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
God damn I last played dead rising NINE YEARS AGO
I should play it again that was a good damn game
I should play it again that was a good damn game
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
God damn I last played dead rising NINE YEARS AGO
I should play it again that was a good damn game
I should play it again that was a good damn game
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american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
Is it possible to shit your pants hard enough it counts as exercise
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Is it possible to shit your pants hard enough it counts as exercise
My name Gunch Fynchavle
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My name Gunch Fynchavle
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Light Yagami when nobody is around: "I am going to make sure nobody can figure out I am Kira. I have the Death Note ready to explode if someone thinks about it. I will never fuck up."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Light Yagami when nobody is around: "I am going to make sure nobody can figure out I am Kira. I have the Death Note ready to explode if someone thinks about it. I will never fuck up."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
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happy valentine day
February 14, 2024 at 8:26 AM
happy valentine day
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Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
Hate when my cell PHONE gets WARM and starts smelling LIKE bad things and BECOMES soft AND malleable.........
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Hate when my cell PHONE gets WARM and starts smelling LIKE bad things and BECOMES soft AND malleable.........
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February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Face book oost saw o bama made this are flag but true downloaded it enogh times 2 get rid of it amd now we have the Us of A flag instead obamuslim flag above White hous....
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Face book oost saw o bama made this are flag but true downloaded it enogh times 2 get rid of it amd now we have the Us of A flag instead obamuslim flag above White hous....
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Also @waterabsorbant.bsky.social did a premium redraw of the funny huge mouth one
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Also @waterabsorbant.bsky.social did a premium redraw of the funny huge mouth one
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SUPERRR fun work from @melangetic.bsky.social 💜!! With hands this big you can fit SO many accessories 💅
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
SUPERRR fun work from @melangetic.bsky.social 💜!! With hands this big you can fit SO many accessories 💅
Miles "Torsion" Prower
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Miles "Torsion" Prower
"Hey lighter you sure reference that Eric Andre bit where he goes nightmare nightmare nightmare a lot, are you going to post the full clip?"
"Absolutely not."
"Absolutely not."
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Hey lighter you sure reference that Eric Andre bit where he goes nightmare nightmare nightmare a lot, are you going to post the full clip?"
"Absolutely not."
"Absolutely not."
Happy Valentine's Day. Since I already have a valentine this year I will not be stealing any of your husbands/daughters and wooing them only to break their heart and leave you swearing revenge. You're welcome.
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Happy Valentine's Day. Since I already have a valentine this year I will not be stealing any of your husbands/daughters and wooing them only to break their heart and leave you swearing revenge. You're welcome.