Untied State #1 america Presadent: "Garage Washingtemple
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Guy named Ped Davenport
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Guy named Ped Davenport
Guy named Ped Estrian
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Guy named Ped Estrian
The one thing I miss about living in a dorm was the cafeteria where you could just go in there and get more food than necessary and just take the leftovers to your room cause the staff didnt care enough to enforce the "no extra food" rule
February 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The one thing I miss about living in a dorm was the cafeteria where you could just go in there and get more food than necessary and just take the leftovers to your room cause the staff didnt care enough to enforce the "no extra food" rule
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Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
Guy named Mega Man 2
February 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Guy named Mega Man 2
Guy who invented explosives: "so I figured out how to make a thing happen very loud and suddenly, and it made Jeff die"
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Guy who invented explosives: "so I figured out how to make a thing happen very loud and suddenly, and it made Jeff die"
I always thought Finn looked cozy as fuck sleeping in a bag in top of his bed like damn dude you snug as a bug in a rug
a cartoon character laying on a bed with cn written on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon character laying on a bed with cn written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I always thought Finn looked cozy as fuck sleeping in a bag in top of his bed like damn dude you snug as a bug in a rug
Boobs
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Boobs
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There’s a Botel!
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
There’s a Botel!
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
(Boat Hotel)
As i saw it in the distance, my first thought was « can i stay in one of the giant letters! ».
Turns out, yes, you can!
Also, yellow submarine.
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
Spoge Bobe
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Spoge Bobe
Sooooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
February 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sooooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
remember how within the first 10 minutes of final fantasy 4 you're revealed to just be the carrier of a magic IED and sent by the crown against your own knowledge to do a terrorism
that shit was wild
that shit was wild
February 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
remember how within the first 10 minutes of final fantasy 4 you're revealed to just be the carrier of a magic IED and sent by the crown against your own knowledge to do a terrorism
that shit was wild
that shit was wild
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Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
February 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Robin Williams on Trump in 2012: And he owns all these beauty pageants.
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Miss America, Miss Universe. Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores? It's a f-cking catch and release program for him.
This is a man who said, 'My daughter is hot.'
Conspiracy theory: youtube floods google searches for "youtube mirror" with results featuring actual physical reflective mirrors or clips about how to flip the image in a youtube video.
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Conspiracy theory: youtube floods google searches for "youtube mirror" with results featuring actual physical reflective mirrors or clips about how to flip the image in a youtube video.
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Bubsy4D releases on May 22nd, 2026 on all major modern platforms!
Thank you to @sonicmega.bsky.social for sponsoring this kiss
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Bubsy4D releases on May 22nd, 2026 on all major modern platforms!
who the fuck is "big bimple"
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
who the fuck is "big bimple"
When I went to CVS earlier today the only TCG shit they had in stock was the repackaged pokemon cards where a reselling company takes out the high value cards and puts 25 cards in a garbage pack to disappoint kids. I never saw the scam packs outside of sleeze gas stations before.
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
When I went to CVS earlier today the only TCG shit they had in stock was the repackaged pokemon cards where a reselling company takes out the high value cards and puts 25 cards in a garbage pack to disappoint kids. I never saw the scam packs outside of sleeze gas stations before.
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Mommy said im not allowed to use Computer to find where sins are anymore, but I saw a commercial on TV for a kind of pants and the lady in it had her tummy part (naked) visible the whole ad. Even with her sin out I could not see the part where the baby comes out from please explain help me help help
God damn I last played dead rising NINE YEARS AGO
I should play it again that was a good damn game
I should play it again that was a good damn game
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
God damn I last played dead rising NINE YEARS AGO
I should play it again that was a good damn game
I should play it again that was a good damn game
February 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary