i'll eat pork rinds with god
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
american liberals dont want to win elections. they lose, call everyone who didnt vote for Dems stupid, call half the people who DID stupid, change nothing, run it back. it's important that such "stupid people" NOT vote for Dems, so that voting for Dems can continue to be an Educated, Elite position
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I just checked and it certainly is. But also i was too late and the shelves were empty qwq
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Inside is a game about how dogs are scary
Is it possible to shit your pants hard enough it counts as exercise
February 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Is it possible to shit your pants hard enough it counts as exercise
My name Gunch Fynchavle
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My name Gunch Fynchavle
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Light Yagami when nobody is around: "I am going to make sure nobody can figure out I am Kira. I have the Death Note ready to explode if someone thinks about it. I will never fuck up."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
February 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Light Yagami when nobody is around: "I am going to make sure nobody can figure out I am Kira. I have the Death Note ready to explode if someone thinks about it. I will never fuck up."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Light Yagami when L: "I'm gonna say I'm Kira and confess to all my crimes rn to see if I can fool L."
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Is discount valentine's candy on the 15th even still a thing
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
I wanna get some but it doesnt seem like it given the last two years
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happy valentine day
February 14, 2024 at 8:26 AM
happy valentine day
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Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease
Hate when my cell PHONE gets WARM and starts smelling LIKE bad things and BECOMES soft AND malleable.........
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Hate when my cell PHONE gets WARM and starts smelling LIKE bad things and BECOMES soft AND malleable.........
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February 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Face book oost saw o bama made this are flag but true downloaded it enogh times 2 get rid of it amd now we have the Us of A flag instead obamuslim flag above White hous....
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Face book oost saw o bama made this are flag but true downloaded it enogh times 2 get rid of it amd now we have the Us of A flag instead obamuslim flag above White hous....
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Also @waterabsorbant.bsky.social did a premium redraw of the funny huge mouth one
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Also @waterabsorbant.bsky.social did a premium redraw of the funny huge mouth one
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SUPERRR fun work from @melangetic.bsky.social 💜!! With hands this big you can fit SO many accessories 💅
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
SUPERRR fun work from @melangetic.bsky.social 💜!! With hands this big you can fit SO many accessories 💅
Miles "Torsion" Prower
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Miles "Torsion" Prower
"Hey lighter you sure reference that Eric Andre bit where he goes nightmare nightmare nightmare a lot, are you going to post the full clip?"
"Absolutely not."
"Absolutely not."
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Hey lighter you sure reference that Eric Andre bit where he goes nightmare nightmare nightmare a lot, are you going to post the full clip?"
"Absolutely not."
"Absolutely not."
Happy Valentine's Day. Since I already have a valentine this year I will not be stealing any of your husbands/daughters and wooing them only to break their heart and leave you swearing revenge. You're welcome.
February 14, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Happy Valentine's Day. Since I already have a valentine this year I will not be stealing any of your husbands/daughters and wooing them only to break their heart and leave you swearing revenge. You're welcome.
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king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
goku: you invented the hamburger?
king kai: absolutely
goku: wow!
I had a dream last night where I met Ringo Starr and he was sitting outside a diner playing with a luger. I went up to him and he told me to come around to the flower park next to the building so he could show off what a great shot he was. Afterward he gave me a case of Seann William Scott sodas.
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I had a dream last night where I met Ringo Starr and he was sitting outside a diner playing with a luger. I went up to him and he told me to come around to the flower park next to the building so he could show off what a great shot he was. Afterward he gave me a case of Seann William Scott sodas.
I wish we got moee Peepoodo
February 14, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I wish we got moee Peepoodo
A gay guy named "Gay Guy"
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
A gay guy named "Gay Guy"
"My dog got me butt pregnant" used to be a thing you only read in News Papers but now everyone's dad is saying it because there woke...
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"My dog got me butt pregnant" used to be a thing you only read in News Papers but now everyone's dad is saying it because there woke...