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"Fruity" with a hard "Y"

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Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him) Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir) No-good dirty red. WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · Jun 5

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 44m

H-O-T-P-O-TAY-TOE
YOU CAN BAKE MY POTATO

"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 58m

Badgers dig holes too
Im gonna find your burrow

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 10h

Reminds me of a story my wife told from when she was a preschool teacher. She told a little girl to put on her shoes because it was snowy. The girl refused, went outside, and said, “my feet are cold.” They told her, “that’s consequences.” She threw a fit, yelling, “I don’t like consequences!”

Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 1d

you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 10h

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd put on a dress and play a girl bunny

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discopaws 🐰💭🌐 @discopaws.bsky.social · 17h

i put this on furaffinity in like 2023 but since im thinking about Him again

Bugs bunny gives a sultry glance to the viewer, as he reaches to tie his ears with a hairtie; he's wearing a yellow croptop.

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 10h

Okay I'm giving Charlie Cat 2 a listen and this is actually some really good jazz orchestra stuff. Really chill clarinet centric work. Thank you, YouTube glitch.

"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 10h

Youtube I dont think thats the correct thumbnail to embed

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11h

Thiessen having a good chuckle about his fired liberal colleagues - some of whom he worked with for 15 years - is a good reminder that token conservatives at mainstream news outlets are/were there to destroy them, not to contribute to them.

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 14h

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 12h

Essentially, yes

"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 16h

"Colonic" - Anus Morissette

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 1d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 16h

I think half the people on my floor back in my college dorm had this poster in their room

"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 17h

Sitting on a public toilet you thought was clean and one of your cheeks feels something wet

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 20h

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Jayrnski @jayrnski.bsky.social · 21h

Skye is so right..

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 17h

A lot aren't fully on board with the fascist project but have no desire to hit the brakes either because they dislike the alternative more

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 17h

Or "the bastard's ass"

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 17h

I use that expression a lot at work when talking about just the worst things that bother us all

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 17h

Hooray!

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 17h

Give it a hug, its safe :3

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

CHANGE MY PITCH UP
SMACK MY DICK UP

"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

One of the first things that radicalized me was learning the Univeristy of Minnesota has its own police department and their military surplus order page leaked and it turns out they bought assault rifles and a literal fucking tank. Why would campus cops need a tank?

"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

Hoyo hoyo