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@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)
June 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Luey - Slime/Substance EP (2025)
Ohhhhhh *all my vegetables fall out* ohjjjljlhhhhgnnn
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Ohhhhhh *all my vegetables fall out* ohjjjljlhhhhgnnn
Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Gently squeeze and milk the buttery yellow urine from my oily balls, for I fucked up again.
Your horror
February 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Your horror
Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Had a dream and all I remember from this one is my dad was marinating slices of steak by leaving them on the floor and pouring the marinade all over them, so when I was visiting I couldn't go in the kitchen on account of all the wet meat on the floor
Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Markiplier needs to make a Squirrel Stapler movie now
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Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Its funny how the gyroid face easter egg is considered creepy these days when me and my friends back in the day thought gyroids were super cool and wanted a way to have the gyroid face all the time.
They can be little shits
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ALT: a cartoon drawing of a person kneeling next to a goose
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February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
They can be little shits
Ive never heard of this kong before so I dont have any feelings
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Ive never heard of this kong before so I dont have any feelings
I forgot to say Funky is acceptable.
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I forgot to say Funky is acceptable.
Violently shaking and holding in a scream
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Violently shaking and holding in a scream
AUGHHHHH A PARTICULARLY CRIMINAL KONG
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
AUGHHHHH A PARTICULARLY CRIMINAL KONG
Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Requesting that nobody replies to this post or any of my posts with pictures of any Kong that is not Donkey or Diddy. I will not even brook Dixie. If you post Lanky I will scream.
Rawr & Grar
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Rawr & Grar
[Sticks hand in pot of marbles and housekeys] hear that? That's what bad pussy sounds like.
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
[Sticks hand in pot of marbles and housekeys] hear that? That's what bad pussy sounds like.
Wow yall like a doodle I did in like 3 minutes
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Wow yall like a doodle I did in like 3 minutes
I'd ask if they made you scan something else but that joke would be a bit of a stretch
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I'd ask if they made you scan something else but that joke would be a bit of a stretch
Do it to everyone but Mike and make him older.
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Do it to everyone but Mike and make him older.
Hey, really opinionated guy, how come suddenly you're not speaking your mind and "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one" when the topic of race comes up
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Hey, really opinionated guy, how come suddenly you're not speaking your mind and "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one" when the topic of race comes up
I hate when people say, "opinions are like assholes," because it usually is a sign they have a heinous fucking opinion they know they can't say out loud without being called a piece of shit so they say this dumb jokey cliche and hope you smile and agree
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I hate when people say, "opinions are like assholes," because it usually is a sign they have a heinous fucking opinion they know they can't say out loud without being called a piece of shit so they say this dumb jokey cliche and hope you smile and agree