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@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Did you know that sonic the hedgehog and the value of the dollar are inherently tied? It's true! Google "old man beating off huge cock in dirty bathroom" to find out more!
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I am again asking for a decent mobile game.
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I landed a part in Gummo 2. I play a guy named Poughkeepsie who is addicted to huffing varnish so my nose is always painted up brown by the makeup department. They still make me huff actual varnish for realism purposes. I hshhh fm
February 12, 2026 at 10:37 PM
yes, my anus may comprise 90% of the surface area of my butt, but do YOU get a perfect vacuum seal every time you go to take a shit? that's what I thought, punk
February 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Guy named Charge Cable
February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Should I kill him
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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This idea came to me in the bath.
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Has anyone called him "Donald Dump" yet, that might get him.
February 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Imagining what ramifications this has on Bacon numbers
like oh my god
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I purposely join group chats and never say anything so like 5 years later I can post a single gif and leave
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I like everyone shaving their head and growing a big unruly beard thinking it'll make them look like Kratos but it just makes them look like a guy my dad used to argue with about trucks
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Getting one of these and seeing how many minutes it takes before I begin causing thousands of dollars of property damage
February 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I think its funny how one of metroid prime's most memorable bosses is a big pile of rocks.
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
[Watches America succumb to American greed] what are we, a bunch of RUSSIANS?
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Has anyone made a cozy farming game yet
Someone should get on that
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
New cell phone game where you collect guys and then smash them against other guys to see if your numbers win you prizes in real life.
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Plagiarism is the weirdest scam because anyone who is careful not to get caught would never do it. It requires evidence against you already existing. Even if you wanna steal it's like stealing a Xerox. Wild behavior.
February 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
DUELING YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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REPTILES/RSNAKE_1.GIF
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Is subway Jared in the epstein files
Do you think hes mad if he isnt
Like sitting there in prison all "there was a whole fuckin island and they didnt invite me" tearing up the newspaper and cussing real loud at the hovering pair of fat guy jeans he constantly hallucinates for company in solitary
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I'm gonna find the guy who named it Mattress Firm and start hitting him in the face until he don't have no teeth no more
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I had to go to an appointment before work and the TV in the waiting room crashed for a good 5 minutes
February 11, 2026 at 9:17 PM