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esvrld.bsky.social
blueanon shaman
@esvrld.bsky.social
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ascended intp dark empath. expert in international relations. last of the famous international bouncebois. don't blame me, i voted for jo entropic. everything i post is real. xe/she

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seems the fbi is coming after posters... very scary!!
SUBJECT: important from the FBI!!! FROM: Kash Patel <kash.patel@usdoj.gov> TO: esvrld ur posts are too real and it's making jd upset. You'll have to delet the one that says &quot;white Jeff Bezos&quot; or I'll flashbang u're dog!!! -kash Sent from my iPad. me on mastodon: white jeff bezos it has 9 favs and 10 re-pubes (they're called 'pubes' there now because 'toot' wasn't 'professional' enough)
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 AM
esvrld.bsky.social
sorry but there's only one good cop
chris dorner
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
esvrld.bsky.social
another thing i've found to help with headaches, and also congestion, is massaging the acupoints around the eyes and nose with the fingertips
chart of the acupoints on the face
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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from a piece of metafictional narrative written by an anonymous, but no doubt handsome, visionary
One evening when they were sitting on opposite sides of the fire, the Student, legs still burning and too weak to bear her, said, “Will this really help me kill?” Saqrät seemed to think for a moment, then picked up a small rock. “What is this?” she asked, holding it out. “A pebble.” “Will it help me kill?” The Student considered this. “If you jam it hard enough in the right place. Or if you sharpen it. Or maybe you can throw it at someone to distract them, or somewhere else to make them look for the source of the sound, and then kill them.” Saqrät nodded, and drew her sword. It glimmered in the orange glow of the fire. The Student thought it looked beautiful. “And this: can it help me kill?” “Well, it doesn’t need to be sharpened. It’s longer and heavier than the pebble.” “But the principle is the same: jam it someplace hard enough.” She sheathed the sword. “I can kill with a sword, with a pebble, with my bare hands, with all my limbs tied up or broken if I need to. I can kill when I’m awake and if I’m asleep. It’s only when I’m dead that I can’t kill.” “I suppose for the dead it doesn’t matter how they were killed.” Saqrät nodded. “A sword is a tool. So is a pebble. And so are my hands.” “And my legs?” “Your entire body.” “A tool for killing?” “To relieve men of their vital fluids, to rupture their organs and shatter their bones, to cut short their breath, and to sunder their souls from their bodies and send them into the Void. This is what it means to kill. Anyone and anything can kill. How it’s achieved doesn’t matter.”
January 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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objects found in abandoned ice vehicle Show less — printed-out picture of a groyper in crusader helmet, captioned 'do it for him' — several jars of pony figurines in white fluid ­— stack of laminated cheat sheets with instructions on which end of a gun the bullets come out of — the colour chart from family guy — big cardboard box of alien autopsy reports, all stamped 'SECRET'. smells faintly of piss — a gallon of liquid adderall — fake argentinean passports with a clip-on moustache between each one
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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roast beef achewood saying 'Oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit' to the above skeet
January 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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it's all in my magazine; you should read it
I am a Methodist special agent and I have trained intensely on a mountaintop (Kittatinny Mountain) for my mission to bring the good word of the Lord to the heathen G*rmans and convert them away from L*nux. It was only after I had arrived in Stuttgart that, at the urging of a local contact, I finally read the Bible instead of eating it and found out there are few, if any, mentions of any of the disciples of Jesus using the heart‐rending five‐point palm. I have long found solace and spiritual refuge in the good Methodist values espoused by your august publication (also, oddly, the only thing I've found that could be delivered to the mountaintop), and so I come to you at this, my time of dryness. Please advice. Your sister in faith, Briannna S. Rossi‐Murphy, MFS It’s in Matthew, but you have to use the alw cipher to decode it. The same passage also contains the historically widely misinterpreted doctrine that condemns all dogs to hell. We will note the disciples are only scripturally attested to have used the technique you mention for killing cockroaches, however it is the opinion of synod of the New Jersey Biblical Holiness Methodism Bible Jesus Bible Conference Church in New Jersey that this can be applied to sufficiently cockroach-like humans, such as art critics and any German who works for a government agency or a large corporation. I have forced several interns at gunpoint to pray for the success of your mission. God bless, alyssa
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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an oddly familiar-looking giant black bird on some other website that you don't have to worry about: TRUMP: i want you to give the garfield man the same alien serum you inject me with to keep me alive for another month DEEP STATE GUY: sir, that's not the garfield man TRUMP: what? DEEP STATE GUY: that's the dilbert guy, sir TRUMP: is that the one with the tie that's also his penis DEEP STATE GUY: yes, sir TRUMP: we don't like that one so much AIDE: no, sir TRUMP: okay, shoot him with the cancer gun instead. give him double cancer DEEP STATE GUY: sir
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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REAL MEN EAT BALLS, JACK. REAL FUCKING HARD-COCKED AMERICAN CEREAL SWIMMING IN REAL FUCKING CUM FOR REAL EXTRA PROTEIN. NONE OF THAT PANSY-ASS SUGARY SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU, GAY? YOU GET IN THERE SON AND GET IN THERE GOOD
senator armstrong
January 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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new food pyramid looks fine to me
the octahedron angel from neon genesis evangelion put in its weird deconstructed form that's a bunch of floating prisms in the shape of a cross, looking nothing like a pyramid
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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and who could forget dear rat boy?
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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your holiness pope leo sir, you know what to do
He comes across the vice‐president being tortured by the Inquisition.
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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'i was saying boo-urns'
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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pig poop balls
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Death to America is the first option on our table.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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once upon a hollywood man pointing at screen
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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i have extensively analysed recent geopolitical trajectories and shifts in hybrid warfare strategies, and here's my conclusion. any questions? #iran #geopolitics #hybridwarfare #analysis
a large woman pins a smaller woman against a wall. the small woman is labelled 'minecraft youtubers' and the large woman 'iranian mommyship'
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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a pig doing a poo on its own balls
December 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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if you're in this picture......

FUCK YOU !!!
a labelled drawing of the sānshī (三尸) or 'three corpses'
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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i must applaud how thoroly this is everything i despise
i've been followed by bookshelfie.bsky.social, 'The Self-Pub Hub (Indie Book Review Site)'. the account has 110 000 followers and is following 440 accounts they're a 'discovery platform' that charges you $50 to review your book a post of theirs showing what is presumably the cover of some awful hack 'indie' book or another, with arrows around it to helpful labels such as 'Hero's journey', 'Multiple POVs', 'Game of Thrones vibes', and 'Worldbuilding'. like the ingredients list at the back of a supermarket snack
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
esvrld.bsky.social
and to be clear
slavoj žižek on a sofa saying 'When did I last read the article — never. When will I next read the article — never.'
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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from the anti-ůguthianist manifesto in ogdo v, the single most relevant political document of our lifetimes. why do you think less than one person out of thousand cheating justifies subjecting the remaining 999 to a bureaucratic surveillance system?
5 The ůGuthian moment is obsessed with the Child, with reproduction, with the indefinite continuation of the norm. Actual children, those not in the past of an imaginary childhood or in the hypothetical space of what‐ifs, it wants starved, beaten, imprisoned, denied medication. The Nayirah testimony as a model of childcare. 9 Why do tech companies reinvent, then try to outcompete already functional aspects of life? Intensification of exploitation, expansion of carceral systems: these always justify themselves.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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me on mastodon: taken to talking to my cat like trump. 'you're a very small cat, and many are saying you are, possibly there's never been a cat as small as you. i don't know, maybe. i had this veteran come up to me, huge guy, tears coming down his face, and he told me, 'sir, your son is so fluffy'. that's true. it's tremendous what a small and fluffy cat we're looking at here'
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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i would like the record to show the doxxing genius blocked me after i said this
the satanist du jour: Y'all have big follower energy to this woman and I cannot fathom why. She will chop you the moment you disagree with her. Her love is conditional, and you will be punished with all of this if you stop kissing the ring. Watch how you all act with me and expect the same if you ever disagree with her. me: are you talking about your ex or your mother here my guy they blocked me
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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tfw lean and wiry physique
elon musk topless on a boat, showing his weird doughy torso. he looks like there's a smaller guy inside him piloting him around
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM