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🎃 Jeff 🎃

@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social

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my name is jeff 👍 36 he / him

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 43m

who's a slippery goose

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 58m

just shakalakin

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1h

hie

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 17h

we live, laugh, love in a society

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 17h

they're going to put a cow on the TV

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 17h

by pooping on it.

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 19h

sex is like malarkey (i ain't having it)

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

a picture of squawky perched atop a door with text that reads "squawk tuah perch on that thang"

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

getting a tramp stamp that says "nuance"

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

it's goin' down
meet me in the bog

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

saying "skip intro" out loud when somebody's been talking too long

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

i'm on the bog planet you fuckaas bitch

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

first name bog

last name planet

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

bog planet bog planet bog planet bog planet

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

cats are birds

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

birds are cats

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

every once in a blue moon it might give a weather report just to keep everybody on their toes

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 20h

what if there was a robot who never talked unless it was to make a "sounds like my ex wife!" joke

like a balding robot that also never drinks unless you have MGD & smokes camel crushes every once in a while after it's had a few too many

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 22h

apparently it's bad to wear suede in the rain so i opted to stay in and take a selfie instead

i'm in my suede jacket youu fuckaas bitch

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 23h

what is your favorite song by the mighty crabjoys

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 23h

my other car is a HORSE

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

what was that one guy's name

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d

so true, bestie

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes they are tiny. sometimes they are very tiny. sometimes they are not as tiny

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d

did you know : ants are like bugs

they're like insects. ants are small creatures

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