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Jennie

@jennieaust.bsky.social

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She/Her Florida. Mom. Wife. Plant Eater. Dead Dads Club. Human Bean. ♊♎♊✨🔮

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Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Aug 3

my face when I see witches say "wHy dO We nEed To gEt pOLitcAl aLL thE tImE?"
🙄🙄🙄

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jul 29

LOVE that my four year olds favorite movie is lion king because I get to watch the part where mufasa dies over and over again and relive lots of trauma 🫠

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jul 14

ALSO anyone saying "wHen THeY'Re OuT oF dIaPeRs" is getting blocked. the diaper bag contains more than just diapers DUH

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jul 14

moms of older kids: when do we stop carrying the diaper bag with us? like do we do this until they're in high school???

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jul 6

four year old started swim lessons today and suddenly she's a teenager and I'm like middle aged instead of the 34 year old teen mom that I thought I was

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jul 3

I need a break from breaking news

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jul 3

don't tell me magic isn't real when I literally manifested finding a bread maker at the thrift store and now I can make my own bread

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jun 24

I am once again BEGGING people to quit putting cottage cheese in things it has no business being in

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jun 15

happy father's day

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jun 14

if you support ICE you're a little bitch

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jun 11

people need to chill out with the cottage cheese recipes lately 🤢

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · Jun 10

forever grateful to have a husband who is compassionate, believes in collective abundance, and doesn't play golf

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Andy @rallycap.bsky.social · Jun 5

Who could ha

*Tesla explodes*

Sorry. Who could have predicted th

*Space X rocket explodes*

Jesus. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT THIS WOULD BLOW UP IN THEIR FACES.

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Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 27

I just cried because my food doesn't taste as good as it used to and I realized it's because I don't really enjoy cooking as much as I used to 🥺

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 24

(long) weekend mode

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · May 23

Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

Black-and-white photo of two long-haired kittens. One is white and ginger tabby, the other is a brown tuxedo tabby. They are sitting up on a brocade tablecloth looking adorably toward the camera. Text at the bottom reads “We is brothers”.

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Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 22

it's time for my favorite game of "is it a message from my guides or undiagnosed OCD?"

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 17

my four year old is scared of public bathrooms and honestly, same

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 14

not now sweetie mommy needs to disassociate

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 11

as the four year old says, "happy other's day"

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · May 10

ICE would post up outside the manger to disappear Mary to a foreign torture prison after snatching the baby Jesus and holding him in a private, for-profit tender-age detention facility.

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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · May 10

So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

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Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 5

oat milk is the elite iced coffee creamer

Jennie @jennieaust.bsky.social · May 3

watching a goofy movie as a kid: poor max, he's stuck with his dad
watching a goofy movie as an adult: that lucky son of a bitch still gets to spend time with his dad...