Jenny Duceour
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Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
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I launched The Penguins’ Aspect, a project combining my love of hockey and astrology.

This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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The Penguins Aspect | Jenny Duceour | Substack
Covering Pittsburgh Penguins hockey from the celestial angle. Click to read The Penguins Aspect, by Jenny Duceour, a Substack publication. Launched 6 hours ago.
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A really cool feature of my game-day previews is that they can double as post-game wrap ups.

Read all about the Pittsburgh Penguins vs the Anaheim Referees last night now!
The Penguins face the Ducks tonight in Anaheim, and it looks to be a slow, painful lesson in accountability.

Check out my game day preview and see if you can spot the moment Saturn starts teaching everyone a lesson.

Read more here:
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PENGUINS Get BUSTED by SATURN: Pride, Penalties, and Poor Decisions
The Ducks don’t need patience as the Penguins pay their dues.
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Tristan Jarry’s not a bad goalie. Pittsburgh just keeps expecting him to save more than pucks.
Today’s piece is about control, collapse, and what happens when you won’t admit you need help.
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Enigma: The Astrology of Tristan Jarry
An astrological deep dive into the personality of a would-be hero.
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Tristan Jarry: misunderstood genius or goalie gremlin? Tomorrow, I’m decoding the chart, the chaos, and the curse of Pittsburgh’s most confusing man.
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Enigma: The Astrology of Tristan Jarry
An astrological deep dive into the personality of a would-be hero.
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The Penguins face the Ducks tonight in Anaheim, and it looks to be a slow, painful lesson in accountability.

Check out my game day preview and see if you can spot the moment Saturn starts teaching everyone a lesson.

Read more here:
thepenguinsaspect.substack.com/p/penguins-g...
PENGUINS Get BUSTED by SATURN: Pride, Penalties, and Poor Decisions
The Ducks don’t need patience as the Penguins pay their dues.
thepenguinsaspect.substack.com
The best thing to come out of Trump’s 2nd term has been Big Head JD Vance memes.
JD Vance but give him a great big head
That’s why they’re doing it though. TS fans are all dating Travis Kelce.
He’s begging for people to validate him online so he can show those mean Nobel people that he’s great and they stink.

Trump is a 10-year-old.
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
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Here is the title of my memoirs.
Do you act like this bc you like me or bc you’re just a kind person?

Actions do speak louder than words but actions need to be identified by intention for it to be understood by both parties.

It’s easy to mistaken kindness for connection when you’re not used to ppl being so kind
I’m sure we will and it’ll get whitewashed.
I literally just scheduled an article to publish at 8 am tomorrow about how the internal combustion of this government is about to leak out but they’ll keep trying to play it off. Bananas.
I certainly hope so, but even after the civil war there wasn’t a ton of accountability. And then they got statues so. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Your Pittsburgh Penguins face off against the ex on home ice tonight. One thing is for sure: they’ll compete hard.

Read the preview here!
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Penguins Break Sullivan’s Spell
Go ahead and control the controllables.
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I can’t wait to ask one of this cowards who trained them to point weapons at unarmed civilians.
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I live my life as hard as I can, and try to do good with it, because I expect to go out “under the bus”… this video definitely touches so many emotions for the attention and testimony it gives to the truth of that.
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
I have a friend who uses this for spiritual development classes and she swears by it. I’ve not read it but the reviews her classes get are pretty outstanding.