Jenny Duceour
@jennyduceour.bsky.social
Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, astro-journalist, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.
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Covering Pittsburgh Penguins hockey from the celestial angle. Click to read The Penguins Aspect, by Jenny Duceour, a Substack publication. Launched 6 hours ago.
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I launched The Penguins’ Aspect, a project combining my love of hockey and astrology.
This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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Thanks, I hate it.
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Supreme Court agrees to hear Trump’s challenge to birthright citizenship
The Supreme Court will hear oral arguments early next year in the challenge to President Donald Trump’s Jan. 20 executive order seeking to end birthright citizenship – the guarantee of […]
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December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Thanks, I hate it.
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What people outside the practice of astrology fundamentally don’t understand is that:
a) it was demonized by the church to the extent that in 2025 they’re still considered nonsense because
b) the church was founded on giving control to the church. Tarot and astrology offer self-empowerment.
a) it was demonized by the church to the extent that in 2025 they’re still considered nonsense because
b) the church was founded on giving control to the church. Tarot and astrology offer self-empowerment.
Postcards from America after the decline of traditional religion: "I turned to astrology to help me escape from therapy-speak."
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
What people outside the practice of astrology fundamentally don’t understand is that:
a) it was demonized by the church to the extent that in 2025 they’re still considered nonsense because
b) the church was founded on giving control to the church. Tarot and astrology offer self-empowerment.
a) it was demonized by the church to the extent that in 2025 they’re still considered nonsense because
b) the church was founded on giving control to the church. Tarot and astrology offer self-empowerment.
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This remains one of the most disturbing stories of the year. A 1st trimester fetus incubated in a dead woman's body against the will of her family until a very early term birth when the corpse could no longer sustain life.
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Baby boy born to brain-dead Georgia mother remains hospitalized nearly 6 months later, family says
Adriana Smith's pregnancy made national headlines when she was declared brain dead but placed on life support to let her fetus grow. Now her family is sharing an update on the condition of her infant ...
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December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This remains one of the most disturbing stories of the year. A 1st trimester fetus incubated in a dead woman's body against the will of her family until a very early term birth when the corpse could no longer sustain life.
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If you don’t know hockey, please reply back with what you think this means.
McJesus hatty and its a Snowman for the Oilers...
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you don’t know hockey, please reply back with what you think this means.
The Andrew Farkas Affair
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Who Is Andrew Farkas, Who Owned a Marina With Jeffrey Epstein?
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December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Andrew Farkas Affair
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With all the talk around Pete Hegseth this past week, I keep hearing talking heads refer to JAG Officers but the yinzer in me doesn’t hear the “icers” part.
So it’s been a lot of me being like, “Yeah that dude is a jag off.”
So it’s been a lot of me being like, “Yeah that dude is a jag off.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
With all the talk around Pete Hegseth this past week, I keep hearing talking heads refer to JAG Officers but the yinzer in me doesn’t hear the “icers” part.
So it’s been a lot of me being like, “Yeah that dude is a jag off.”
So it’s been a lot of me being like, “Yeah that dude is a jag off.”
Read more about what to expect here ⬇️
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December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Read more about what to expect here ⬇️
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I’m the coolest person I know. #wrappedspotify2025
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m the coolest person I know. #wrappedspotify2025
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NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
NEW: This week is already unhinged and it’s only Tuesday. You asked about workplace problems, money moves, and Pete Hegseth’s chart. Plus: how to tell when someone’s lying to your face.☕️🫖
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The desperation frequency is quite high here.
Pete Hegseth regarding 2 Sept. 2025 boat strike in Caribbean: "I watched it live". Confessing to a war crime.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The desperation frequency is quite high here.
Journalists have become the story.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Journalists have become the story.
Evidently, this seemed to have been referring to Karoline Leavitt, who just admitted that the US military engaged in war crimes.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Evidently, this seemed to have been referring to Karoline Leavitt, who just admitted that the US military engaged in war crimes.
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It’s not even 11am on Monday and I’m already trying to not make an ass out of myself. But, just know, we talked about it and I was right. 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s not even 11am on Monday and I’m already trying to not make an ass out of myself. But, just know, we talked about it and I was right. 🤣
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NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
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All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
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Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING
HOROSCOPES FOR DEC 1-7, 2025
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November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
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All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
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I will always have an opinion. I can’t think of anything worse than trying to pass as “unbiased” in a world where judgment, experience, and perspective are necessary.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I will always have an opinion. I can’t think of anything worse than trying to pass as “unbiased” in a world where judgment, experience, and perspective are necessary.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
I’ll never be “unbiased” simply because I’m alive.
SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
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It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
SOON on the Stack: In this week’s Dear Jenny, we talk workplace conflict, financial futures, Pete Hegseth’s natal chart, and how to spot a liar.
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
It drops on Tuesday morning. If FOMO is your kink, ignore this. Otherwise, subscribe now.
substack.com/@jennyduceour
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING
HOROSCOPES FOR DEC 1-7, 2025
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November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW ON SUBSTACK: Gemini CRASHES OUT as FULL MOON EXPOSES EVERYTHING!
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
All those question marks you’ve been collecting? They’re about to get answers — and nobody’s thrilled.
Here’s how to deal and flip it to your advantage. ⬇️
jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/gemini-cra...
Here’s a Thanksgiving playlist to keep you moving through the holidays with good vibes and no jingle bells.
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Team Pitt Holiday Day Playlist
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Here’s a Thanksgiving playlist to keep you moving through the holidays with good vibes and no jingle bells.
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Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi get the cosmic treatment in this paid subscriber AMA.
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Paid Subscriber AMA
Answering Questions about Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi
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November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Scorpio, Neptune, and Pam Bondi get the cosmic treatment in this paid subscriber AMA.
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You don't need luck when you have you.
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Trust Yourself First
HOROSCOPES FOR NOV 24-30, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You don't need luck when you have you.
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You don't need luck when you have you.
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Trust Yourself First
HOROSCOPES FOR NOV 24-30, 2025
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November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You don't need luck when you have you.
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Attention Canadian Astrologers:
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Attention Canadian Astrologers:
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Mason Marchment got called for embellish during a Cancer rising.
I just need to know I’m not the only person on earth that thinks it’s funny. 😭😭😭😭😭
Considering Trump’s current political climate, the timing is uncanny. JFK was assassinated then, Trump’s political career is about to be.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Considering Trump’s current political climate, the timing is uncanny. JFK was assassinated then, Trump’s political career is about to be.