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Jenny Duceour

@jennyduceour.bsky.social

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Pittsburgh writer, astrologer, and irrelevantly sardonic cultural commentator. Creator of The Penguins Aspect and Astrology Uncensored.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 8h

I launched The Penguins’ Aspect, a project combining my love of hockey and astrology.

This is Pens coverage with “alternative stats” from the sky. It’s free for now, and early subscribers will be grandfathered in later. Like, share, subscribe, etc.🐧✨
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The Penguins Aspect | Jenny Duceour | Substack

Covering Pittsburgh Penguins hockey from the celestial angle. Click to read The Penguins Aspect, by Jenny Duceour, a Substack publication. Launched 6 hours ago.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 6h

Yes, you shoot Toby twice.🤷🏼‍♀️

Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 8h

The Penguins Aspect | Jenny Duceour | Substack

Covering Pittsburgh Penguins hockey from the celestial angle. Click to read The Penguins Aspect, by Jenny Duceour, a Substack publication. Launched 6 hours ago.

thepenguinsaspect.substack.com

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 22h

"When it's over, the postgame quotes will be predictable. New York will talk about "execution" and "details." Pittsburgh won't say much at all-they won't need to.
Everyone counted them out coming into the season, and now look at you. Penguins steal Game 1 while the Rangers perfect the art of looking busy."
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Pens Stalk the Rangers, Steal Opening Night
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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 22h

Read it all here:

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"Their strategic patience will show as they refuse to chase the Rangers' game—they'll hang back, get a feel for the rhythm, and wait instead of letting the adrenaline dictate their play. By the second period, their patience could turn into an ambush that defines the game."
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"Most of the game will have a careful, almost hesitant, tempo with a burst of activity around the halfway mark."
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Pens Stalk the Rangers, Steal Opening Night
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"Expect the officiating crew to play a central role in the game"
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"their gameplay will be referred to as a
masterclass in suffocation."
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Pens Stalk the Rangers, Steal Opening Night
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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 22h

• Justin Brazeau scored with less than a minute left in the 1st period.
• Harrison Brunicke had a nifty blocked shot around the 8-minute mark (??) of the 2nd.
• Kris Letang called on a wild penalty.
• Arturs Silvos has been terrific tonight.
• Now look at you.

An image stylized to look like a newspaper called The Penguins Aspect.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 1d

People say art is useless until you need it.

Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 1d

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 1d

Meteorologists blame the Moon and they’re scientists. Astrologers do it and we’re dumb. #MaybeLearn

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King Tide, Supermoon allows Atlantic's assault on battered East Coast communities to continue

Coastal flooding has been reported along the East Coast from the Carolinas to Florida due to seasonal King Tides, this month's Supermoon and relentless onshore winds that have been blasting communitie...

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

My Besties already read tomorrow’s Penguins–Rangers preview. The rest of you will get it tomorrow morning. The question is—will it be too late by then?
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Pens Stalk the Rangers, Steal Opening Night

Revenge is a dish best served on ice.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

Harrison Brunicke’s NHL debut tomorrow night might be the start of something special. Here’s why:
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Harrison Brunicke, One to Watch

The 19-year-old defenseman has everyone in Pittsburgh talking. Here’s why I like him.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 1d

From Oct 2nd:

Today, less than 24hrs after the Full Moon, the Trump Regime is suggesting that furloughed federal workers are not entitled to back pay with the intention of adding pressure to Dems to reopen the government.

Read more here: jennydeeastrology.substack.com/p/us-governm...

"Moon is in its first quarter phase, a time of facing obstacles and dealing with reality. When it's Full in Aries on October 6, there will be cause for confrontation and even open warfare, suggesting that negotiations heat up then.”

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Trump FORGOT to Pay the Light Bill!

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Dave Molinari @molinaripgh.bsky.social · 1d

If you enjoyed Jenny Duceour’s outside-of-the-ordinary piece on the Penguins’ season-opener in New York this evening, I think you’ll like her look at 19-year-old defenseman Harrison Brunicke, who will be making his NHL debut tonight.

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The 19-year-old defenseman has everyone in Pittsburgh talking. Here’s why I like him.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been approaching it as “blind trust” or “intuitive confidence.”

Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

Harrison Brunicke’s NHL debut tomorrow night might be the start of something special. Here’s why:
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Harrison Brunicke, One to Watch

The 19-year-old defenseman has everyone in Pittsburgh talking. Here’s why I like him.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

Reminder:

Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 9d

The best cure for arrogance is curiosity.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

My Besties already read tomorrow’s Penguins–Rangers preview. The rest of you will get it tomorrow morning. The question is—will it be too late by then?
open.substack.com/pub/jennydee...

Pens Stalk the Rangers, Steal Opening Night

Revenge is a dish best served on ice.

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning, Beautiful! Did you read Your Daily Moon Swing for Monday, Oct 6 yet—or are you just out here raw-dogging reality?

This week’s free, but soon it’ll cost less than a cup of coffee. Read it while you wait in line and be 300% more informed.

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Your Daily Moon Swing for Monday, Oct 6

Moon in Aries: Everyone’s Mad, Nobody Knows Why

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

[Jimmy Dugan voice] WE'RE GONNA WIN
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Penguins could make the playoffs if ...

The road back to the postseason will be long and winding

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 2d

It’s so amazing what happens when these people realize that their taste sucks way harder than they think it actually does.

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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans when Jason Aldean didn’t get the SB halftime show

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3d

“I am living with the deep pain of watching someone I once loved become the face of evil.”

From July 17th: m.facebook.com/share/p/16yL...

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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 4d

Got my first print edition of The Onion and I couldn't be more excited to read it.

Physical copy of The Onion with headlines "FDA approves new drug that reverses the effects of Narcan" and "Homeland Security relaxed species requirements to join ICE" visible

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 3d

Wanna be in the know? Then come sit next to me. ☕️

Screenshot of a text exchange:

I LOVE the Daily Moon Swings!!!

Do you????

Yessssss!!! I've sent the first few to like, 5 people who need it, like me

omg I'm so glad

It's such a cool concept!!! And so true. I have 88 tabs open, actually.
None are loading this week

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 3d

Babe, the Moon’s ON STRIKE and the Sun LOSES control this week! WTF, everyone’s pretending it’s fine? This is so not ok!

Get your favorite beverage and come sit with me. You HAVE to hear this.
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Sun gets RUDE AWAKENING as MOON EXPOSES its SECRETS

HOROSCOPES for the WEEK of OCTOBER 5-11, 2025

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Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 3d

I honestly just am over Venus in Virgo. Let’s move on from this.

Jenny Duceour @jennyduceour.bsky.social · 3d

Babe, the Penguins play the Rangers on Tuesday night, and the ex is gonna be there. You think this won't be personal? LOL Ok.

Crobsy has something to prove.

🧊Read the preview⬇️
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