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Jenn Diagram

@jenxer.bsky.social

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Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽ Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · Feb 17

Oops I doomscrolled again

A still of Britney Spears from her "Oops I Did It Again" video

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

Been told I should add a PayPal link so for this willing thank you deeply

paypal.me/OregontheDmOR

Pay Oregon the Dm

Tap to finalize your purchase. No PayPal account? No worries.

paypal.me

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 2d

It is done

#embroidery

Baphomet sitting atop a pile of skulls with an upside-down star in front of his hands. The word "Blessed" is beneath him, written upside-down in Live Laugh Love script

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 3d

Having a lap cat is a little different in this house.

16-pound Bigwig on my lap, and my legs, down to my ankles.

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 5d

Me: give me information on the impending closures of I-10 and I-45.

Local news: Here are interviews of random people complaining about how this will make their commute suck!

Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 7d

@keezyyoung.bsky.social Excited to read this. Congratulations on the release!

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 13d

Every time I start tearing apart old clothes to salvage the still-good fabric I have to say "Yesss let The Harvest begin" in the creepiest voice possible

Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · Sep 18

Started calling the middle of a loaf of bread “the king’s bread” and saying things like “a cheddar this fine demands the king’s bread!”

This is just one of the many ways I have scraped joy out of a cold and unaccountable universe.

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 13d

Important content.

Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 14d

let the gourd times roll

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 13d

If you see this, share a pic on your device with no explanation

A grey tabby with a Very Serious Face sits on a pillow. A painting of a potoo bird stares out from behind her

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 13d

Also: I haven't told my mom yet, because she has had lifelong body issue problems centered around weight. Not looking forward to that conversation when we see each other in person next month.

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 13d

I recently started having significant digestion problems and have lost 3 pounds in the last 4 days, so I really didn't want to be told "you look great!" when I feel like I'm starving myself because my body won't let me eat enough. (I am consulting a doctor & stopping shots until this is figured out)

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 13d

Because of The Shots, I've lost 30 lbs. That is not a brag. It's complicated. I don't want people to make a big deal about it. I'm not sure how I feel about it since it's going too fast to feel safe. I just want to BE, but it's exterior so everyone has to share their opinion of this "virtuous" act.

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 13d

My high school fashion revival nightmare has happened

Bodysuit with snap crotch aka, The Perpetual Yeast Infection

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 15d

You want it back... for reasons? 😜

Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 16d

Cats: any side of a closed door is the wrong side.

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 16d

There aren't enough sticky rolls in the world for me to let him near our clothes a second time. 😆

Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 16d

Double entendre for today: "hung is better than perfect."

A wall of art pieces I put up today. Despite my best efforts, they do not line up as intended.

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 16d

@javapeg.bsky.social I *just now* noticed this in the bottom of one of the steins y'all gave us years ago

View inside a beer stein. When held up to the light, an image of a saucy lady is revealed

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 16d

He assures me that he is, in fact, dying because I won't let him into the closet

A white cat with brown tabby accents sits in front of a closed door, his mouth open in protest

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 16d

exclusivegorgeousgeek

Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us"
Me: "Called it"
Therapist: "no"

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 17d

This muslin can make dresses *and* cheese?! Do I just put the curds in a pocket?

Package of muslin fabric with a list of things it can be used for, two of which are apparel and cheese making

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 19d

Anyway, here's this little guy just going about business

Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 19d

It is awful that this painting is still relevant 5 years later.

The back of a painting labeled "Current Events, Mathis 2020"

The front of the painting. It has a turquoise background with distressed lines of maroon, white, brown and other colors. At the bottom is a small piece of cross stitch that reads "infinite screaming"

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 19d

The funny thing is, I went to her in person for quite a while before we switched to video. So, even more cringe.

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Jenn Diagram @jenxer.bsky.social · 20d

Upon seeing my video-call-only therapist at the grocery store, I said "it's weird seeing the rest of you" so obviously I have to find a new therapist now.

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