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Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
840 followers 1.2K following 6.4K posts
The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave. A veritable no-man's-land, array of the flophouse Cardboard materials and carbon-monoxide wallpaper. PHISH Royksopp and King Gizzard. Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · Nov 13
Hellborn elfchild Alf hog mountain fortune hunter
Man beheaded her
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 10h
scattered smothered covered and peppered
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 10h
I want to hear about your #FantasyFootball team. I really do.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 22h
Of course
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Fucking try it Stephen. Fucking try.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Wow. Can’t catch a break. Possum is fine.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
You're the best! Thanks! Hate to ask, but can I get a bottle of the Roadkill Chimichurri with that?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
I had my foreskin chopped off and I had a Tylenol once so I know what it's like to have abusive parents.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
It's a big measles party and I have a freezer
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Having a measles party and EVERYONE wants whale head.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Fantastic. I'll have three bear cubs and can I get on a waiting list for the whale head?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, and that genocide is rolling right along.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Y'all got whale head?
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
There has to be at least ONE Trump fan is Portland that is like, " I don't see any fires. What is he talking about?' But NOPE. Not one.
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Jon @hellofromto.bsky.social · 1d
The stupidity of his lies is so fuckin' ridiculous...and his simps eat it up as the truth.

Simply pathetic.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
He's being shown the same video over and over and over again. The video is probably 5-7 years old.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
#Horsegirls will give you the clop.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Prosecuting white collar crime is anti-capitalist and anti-capitalism is terrorism so.....good luck.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
"The joy of TikTok" = We don't want the president coming after us."

TikTok is one of the saddest places on the planet so we know it's bullshit.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
The justice system is ready and willing to be made a mockery of. They love it.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 1d
Co-worker has discovered AI music and is over the moon about it. God help us.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 2d
Right out of the toaster with a smear of butter. Hell yeah.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 2d
I don’t know if this is the time and place. Wow.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 2d
FOMO is a liar.
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 2d
My God.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d
#WarRavagedPortland
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 2d
This motherfucker needs to motherfuck right off. Cuomo piece of shit
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Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social · 2d
That left one looks really small.
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