Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave.
A veritable no-man's-land, array of the flophouse
Cardboard materials and carbon-monoxide wallpaper. PHISH Royksopp and King Gizzard.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
A veritable no-man's-land, array of the flophouse
Cardboard materials and carbon-monoxide wallpaper. PHISH Royksopp and King Gizzard.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Pinned
Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hellborn elfchild Alf hog mountain fortune hunter
Man beheaded her
Man beheaded her
Red Wine Supernova is this generations Night Moves.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Red Wine Supernova is this generations Night Moves.
Food $250
Data $150
Rent $1100
Fancy clothes for flying commercial $3,200
Utilities $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.
Data $150
Rent $1100
Fancy clothes for flying commercial $3,200
Utilities $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Food $250
Data $150
Rent $1100
Fancy clothes for flying commercial $3,200
Utilities $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.
Data $150
Rent $1100
Fancy clothes for flying commercial $3,200
Utilities $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.
Millionaire Marcus Semien to join Mamdani’s Communist New YorkCity. More like Marxist Semien amirite
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Millionaire Marcus Semien to join Mamdani’s Communist New YorkCity. More like Marxist Semien amirite
The Ugly One!
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The Ugly One!
“Talking ball all night long”
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Talking ball all night long”
Avoiding AI as much as HUMANLY possible brings me great joy. #fuckoffclanker
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Avoiding AI as much as HUMANLY possible brings me great joy. #fuckoffclanker
Saw Natalie Cressman last night. She’s playing with some old dude.
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Saw Natalie Cressman last night. She’s playing with some old dude.
Those USER AGREEMENTS are really biting us in the ass aren’t they? <haha>
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Those USER AGREEMENTS are really biting us in the ass aren’t they? <haha>
Deep down, aren’t we all #bongaddicts
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Deep down, aren’t we all #bongaddicts
It’s whale explosion szn
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It’s whale explosion szn
The Vice President of the United States has a hungry belly button.
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Vice President of the United States has a hungry belly button.
I would love to see a reboot of the classic Dickman and Throbbin.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I would love to see a reboot of the classic Dickman and Throbbin.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Our president has a bad brain.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Our president has a bad brain.
Yeah, my dogs fucking hate Elon.
"beloved by children and animals, elon musk is most famous for his consistent and principled altruism, as well as his fierce commitment to the truth even when it comes at great personal cost"
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yeah, my dogs fucking hate Elon.
The Puppy Bowl is already the alternative half time show. Fuck this stupid cunt.
Chiefs heir Gracie Hunt backs rival Super Bowl half-time show over Bad Bunny
Chiefs heir Gracie Hunt backs rival Super Bowl half-time show over Bad Bunny
Hunt supports Turning Point USA’s rival halftime broadcast as Bad Bunny faces political backlash and the NFL insists he will headline Super Bowl LX
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Puppy Bowl is already the alternative half time show. Fuck this stupid cunt.
Yeah. Boo hoo. FORSURE.
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yeah. Boo hoo. FORSURE.
Will Cain’t tell the truth.
"It's not President Trump who's littered throughout the emails" -- Will Cain lies shamelessly
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Will Cain’t tell the truth.
My God. Kill it with fire.
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My God. Kill it with fire.
Guys. Bone saws happen. No biggie.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Guys. Bone saws happen. No biggie.
Wow.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wow.
I mean, I don't hate the Avett Brothers/MIke Patton collaboration.
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I mean, I don't hate the Avett Brothers/MIke Patton collaboration.
Ope
Pending investigation pending
Pending investigation pending
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ope
Pending investigation pending
Pending investigation pending
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Remember Jimmy Dore? Lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Remember Jimmy Dore? Lol