Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave.
I’m a cool mule.
Put the noodle on the griddle.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Fuck ICE
I’m a cool mule.
Put the noodle on the griddle.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Fuck ICE
Pinned
Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hellborn elfchild Alf hog mountain fortune hunter
Man beheaded her
Man beheaded her
I had someone try to dunk on me by saying that 56 people had been killed by ICE under Obama.
You dumb motherfucker.
ICE IS THE PROBLEM.
You dumb motherfucker.
ICE IS THE PROBLEM.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I had someone try to dunk on me by saying that 56 people had been killed by ICE under Obama.
You dumb motherfucker.
ICE IS THE PROBLEM.
You dumb motherfucker.
ICE IS THE PROBLEM.
I mean, Sinners was a pretty good movie.
January 23, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I mean, Sinners was a pretty good movie.
I’ve seen a lot of concerts
Pavement
Daft Punk
Willie Nelson
They Might Be Giants
Gomez
Pavement
Daft Punk
Willie Nelson
They Might Be Giants
Gomez
January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’ve seen a lot of concerts
Pavement
Daft Punk
Willie Nelson
They Might Be Giants
Gomez
Pavement
Daft Punk
Willie Nelson
They Might Be Giants
Gomez
I vote to give ICE a World Series ring and a Superbowl Ring. And they get blowjobs everyday. We need to take care of ICE!
God, I hate it here.
God, I hate it here.
January 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I vote to give ICE a World Series ring and a Superbowl Ring. And they get blowjobs everyday. We need to take care of ICE!
God, I hate it here.
God, I hate it here.
Mike Johnson has never heard of anything ever. He’s a delicate flower that has never been exposed to anything ever. A blank slate.
Ask Mike about Lexi Belle. He will have no idea, I promise.
Ask Mike about Lexi Belle. He will have no idea, I promise.
January 22, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Mike Johnson has never heard of anything ever. He’s a delicate flower that has never been exposed to anything ever. A blank slate.
Ask Mike about Lexi Belle. He will have no idea, I promise.
Ask Mike about Lexi Belle. He will have no idea, I promise.
He deleted this but what the fuck dude? And lose that money. Next, you’ll be demanding Democrats don’t take money from AIPAC. LOL.
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
He deleted this but what the fuck dude? And lose that money. Next, you’ll be demanding Democrats don’t take money from AIPAC. LOL.
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by Jerry Timber
Juries must not act as a rubber stamp for the state, and their independence is essential. "An impartial jury is not one that does exactly what it is told; it is one that understands it has the power to simply say ‘no'," writes my Cato colleague @foxmike90.bsky.social: www.cato.org/news-release...
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Juries must not act as a rubber stamp for the state, and their independence is essential. "An impartial jury is not one that does exactly what it is told; it is one that understands it has the power to simply say ‘no'," writes my Cato colleague @foxmike90.bsky.social: www.cato.org/news-release...
A sad song called “Where Did the Gadsen Flag Go?”
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
A sad song called “Where Did the Gadsen Flag Go?”
Karen O is Mary Steenburgen hot.
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Karen O is Mary Steenburgen hot.
5 Concerts Hair Edition
Whitesnake
Poison
Great White
Tesla
Motley Crue
Whitesnake
Poison
Great White
Tesla
Motley Crue
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
5 Concerts Hair Edition
Whitesnake
Poison
Great White
Tesla
Motley Crue
Whitesnake
Poison
Great White
Tesla
Motley Crue
5 Concerts Heavy Hitters Edition
Pink Floyd
Paul Simon
Paul McCartney
John Prine
Jimmy Buffett
Pink Floyd
Paul Simon
Paul McCartney
John Prine
Jimmy Buffett
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 AM
5 Concerts Heavy Hitters Edition
Pink Floyd
Paul Simon
Paul McCartney
John Prine
Jimmy Buffett
Pink Floyd
Paul Simon
Paul McCartney
John Prine
Jimmy Buffett
Because, Kill Em All, Let God Sort Em Out was already taken.
Yikes.
Yikes.
January 20, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Because, Kill Em All, Let God Sort Em Out was already taken.
Yikes.
Yikes.
I hope everyone loses money gambling on sports tonight. I say this on Bluesky. The Sports App.
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I hope everyone loses money gambling on sports tonight. I say this on Bluesky. The Sports App.
I ate Hamburger Helper for 39 straight days and here’s what happened.
I died.
I died.
January 20, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I ate Hamburger Helper for 39 straight days and here’s what happened.
I died.
I died.
Reposted by Jerry Timber
Cranberries!
So much more than meets the eye
Cranberries!
Antioxidants in disguise
So much more than meets the eye
Cranberries!
Antioxidants in disguise
Cranberries – so much more than meets the eye
Cranberries – so much more than meets the eye
ebx.sh
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Cranberries!
So much more than meets the eye
Cranberries!
Antioxidants in disguise
So much more than meets the eye
Cranberries!
Antioxidants in disguise
Look at the giant opportunistic Nazi baby.
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Look at the giant opportunistic Nazi baby.
Lying Nazi piece of shit. I can promise you the people of Minneapolis do NOT care about anyone’s religion.
“Literally lynched” and still able to tweet! It’s a fucking miracle.
“Literally lynched” and still able to tweet! It’s a fucking miracle.
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Lying Nazi piece of shit. I can promise you the people of Minneapolis do NOT care about anyone’s religion.
“Literally lynched” and still able to tweet! It’s a fucking miracle.
“Literally lynched” and still able to tweet! It’s a fucking miracle.
Third Rail Bakery Boyz
Controversial Cookies is a great band name
January 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Third Rail Bakery Boyz
I have over 100 pint glasses and what the fuck am I doing?
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I have over 100 pint glasses and what the fuck am I doing?