Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
The most interesting thing about me is I don’t own a microwave.
I’m a cool mule.
Put the noodle on the griddle.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Fuck ICE
I’m a cool mule.
Put the noodle on the griddle.
Fuck the shuffle put the shit on repeat.
Fuck ICE
Best we can do is die of measles
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Best we can do is die of measles
Major Disappointment
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Major Disappointment
Yeah well, they don’t care. Eat a whale head.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Yeah well, they don’t care. Eat a whale head.
Ah yes “less than credulous”. Where is that on the Collins scale?
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Ah yes “less than credulous”. Where is that on the Collins scale?
I mean, I know how.
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I mean, I know how.
His brain worms have brain worms. Good lord.
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
His brain worms have brain worms. Good lord.
Yeah. The irony. Is irony still a thing?
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Yeah. The irony. Is irony still a thing?
Leaves Democratic Party
Am I a communist now?
Am I a communist now?
a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
ALT: a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Leaves Democratic Party
Am I a communist now?
Am I a communist now?
Wow. Genocide apologist.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Wow. Genocide apologist.
Dense motherfuckers.
January 23, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Dense motherfuckers.
Oh wait. Ken Paxton isn’t in fucking jail? How the fuck?
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Oh wait. Ken Paxton isn’t in fucking jail? How the fuck?
What about two power strips?
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
What about two power strips?
<checks with Parliamentarian>
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
<checks with Parliamentarian>
Yeah, but mass death <jerks limp dick>
January 23, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Yeah, but mass death <jerks limp dick>
What’s the point of money and power if not this? It’s up to us.
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
What’s the point of money and power if not this? It’s up to us.
Yeah when I clip my hand in the table my entire arm turns purple and I die the next week. Every time.
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Yeah when I clip my hand in the table my entire arm turns purple and I die the next week. Every time.
Phish shows when the first set is better than the second.
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Phish shows when the first set is better than the second.