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static klinger @jessespector.com · Aug 29

i wrote a few weeks ago about every mlb team’s home run record, thanks to pete alonso surpassing darryl strawberry with the mets

with nfl season coming, i looked up all 32 team touchdown records… only one is gonna fall this year

Each NFL Team's Touchdown King

This is an obvious spinoff to the last post here, Each MLB Team's Home Run King , so before we dive into football, a minor correction... Pet...

casualdiehard.blogspot.com

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

which brings us to next week’s schedule…

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

just to have it down: 3, 6, 14, 15, 17, 22, 25 lost (14 and 17 to higher-ranked teams) … 18 is going to ot, 21 is down big

it’s just too bottom heavy for me

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

“when you run your finger across a scissor blade by accident and the cut doesn’t show up for two days and then it stings like hell” week

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

i know 3 and 6 lost but it was to 7 and last year’s national finalist texas off a loss that knocked them from the rankings in part because of penn state’s concurrent embarrassment… for me it needed one more biggie

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

they could’ve had another td on the pick six or scoop-nwhen penn state got the ball back as a result of the td that kid didn’t score

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

bruise week

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

pennsylvania offers a rich tapestry

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

walked their asses down the field to win it too

TOUCHDOWN 4th 4:51 ^
11 Plays, 75 Yards, 5:59

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

a woman standing in front of a red maple leaf

Alt: a woman standing in front of a red maple leaf

media.tenor.com

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

good god eric you made me check his baseball reference page (cubs, dodgers, mariners, blue jays, rockies; minors tampa, st. louis; spire city ghost hounds (atlantic); toros de tijuana, pirates de campeche* (mexico))

*2025 team

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

i’m disappointed? sad!

Steve Greenberg @slgreenberg.bsky.social · 4h

Brewers end postseason losing streak at Craig Counsell's expense; 'I'm disappointed, sad,' Cubs manager says chicago.suntimes.com/cubs/2025/10...

Brewers end postseason losing streak at Craig Counsell's expense; 'I'm disappointed, sad,' Cubs manager says

There was irony in Counsell returning for Game 5 to try to pile onto the Brewers’ pain, because so many of the team's bitter endings came on Counsell’s watch and tore at his heart, too.

chicago.suntimes.com

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

so if chicago had won tonight it also would have been a blanco foursome — that would also include brandon morrow, justin turner, mike morgan, and zac rosscup as sponsors

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

it was when he was with the cubs that the HANK WHITE tag over his road locker was the highlight of my first visit to cincinnati

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

bad investments in scalp polish, it can happen to anyone

static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

me at a fullcast live show

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

good news, bill belichick! your north carolina tar heels are a full game ahead of florida state in the acc standings!

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 4h

say it again now

static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

rooting for mariners-brewers and for seattle to grind them into such a fine powder that they get into bud selig’s nose and make him sneeze so hard he strokes out and simultaneously breaks his neck, dying instantly in rob manfred’s lap

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

great year for baseball’s little guys as the final four teams are all from mid-tier cities, toronto, seattle, milwaukee, and los angeles

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

i had no idea he played for the stars sheesh

static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

hanzal… so hot right now

static klinger @jessespector.com · 5h

“pete crow-armstrong” is just an anglicization of “pedro cerrano”

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

(nudges you)
(gestures toward baton rouge)
(puts finger to pursed lips)

static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

villanova is over .500

static klinger @jessespector.com · 6h

iowa 37-0 still hits the under according to the yahoo scoreboard app

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